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It doesn't seem like Crush is in much of a position to be too active.

"The mantle of authority over the pious shall pass to they who feel called by the Starchy One to lead the faithful, as long as this universe is maintained by the Great Spud."
-Cultivation 14:4

'Do you fear death? Let not the faithful mislead you, for their path is paved with the blood of your heathen ancestors. I promise nothing to you, I ask nothing of you. I give only what you truly feel you deserve.'
A Critique of Undeserved Faith
~Jaxten, Lord of the House of Blackheart, Monarch of the Second Court, Steward of the First Court, Chair of the Council of Devils. 


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I'm now third in defense forces!

I'm now third in defense forces!

Crap!  I've been prioritizing my economy over basically everything

I'm now third in defense forces!

Crap!  I've been prioritizing my economy over basically everything

You're still far ahead of me in SA, so don't sweat too much.

I'm now third in defense forces!

Crap!  I've been prioritizing my economy over basically everything

You're still far ahead of me in SA, so don't sweat too much.

Sorry, can't see y'all all the way here in the 1860s.

I'm now third in defense forces!

Crap!  I've been prioritizing my economy over basically everything

You're still far ahead of me in SA, so don't sweat too much.

Sorry, can't see y'all all the way here in the 1860s.

Tau has revolvers, repeating rifles, gatling guns, and ironclads. I'm scared.

Don't worry, I'll only attack if provoked.

At least I can still crush the pretenders to the east.

I'm now third in defense forces!

Crap!  I've been prioritizing my economy over basically everything

You're still far ahead of me in SA, so don't sweat too much.

Sorry, can't see y'all all the way here in the 1860s.

Tau has revolvers, repeating rifles, gatling guns, and ironclads. I'm scared.

To be fair, he can't really afford them all... his population pays all their puny incomes to the state in tax!!  It's a shame, a true shame.  Let the free market work for your people, cut regulation.  If I know how to run a country, and believe me, I totally do, the key is that people need to be free of the chains of big government.  I know, I know, you're all asking yourselves—how do you do this?  I tell you, my friends, they love me, every last one of them.  I even had a black friend once.  Terrific.  But that's how we're going to make this country great.  We'll build a wall, too?  Did I mention we'd do that?  And ban those radical Tomatoist terrorists too, I tell you.  So much, we'll be winning, everyone will be doing bigly great things, you'll be tired of winning.  Our policies will be Potatoe Empire FIRST.  My one and only question with every decision will be to put Potatoe Empire FIRST.  Enough of these filthy people shipping our jobs overseas, and taking them at home.  Thank you.  I'll be announcing my next supreme court pick too—he's a bigly winner as well, good night.  Good night. 
*eyeroll* This administration is going to make me insane... 

I'm now third in defense forces!

Crap!  I've been prioritizing my economy over basically everything

You're still far ahead of me in SA, so don't sweat too much.

Sorry, can't see y'all all the way here in the 1860s.

Tau has revolvers, repeating rifles, gatling guns, and ironclads. I'm scared.

To be fair, he can't really afford them all... his population pays all their puny incomes to the state in tax!!  It's a shame, a true shame.  Let the free market work for your people, cut regulation.  If I know how to run a country, and believe me, I totally do, the key is that people need to be free of the chains of big government.  I know, I know, you're all asking yourselves—how do you do this?  I tell you, my friends, they love me, every last one of them.  I even had a black friend once.  Terrific.  But that's how we're going to make this country great.  We'll build a wall, too?  Did I mention we'd do that?  And ban those radical Tomatoist terrorists too, I tell you.  So much, we'll be winning, everyone will be doing bigly great things, you'll be tired of winning.  Our policies will be Potatoe Empire FIRST.  My one and only question with every decision will be to put Potatoe Empire FIRST.  Enough of these filthy people shipping our jobs overseas, and taking them at home.  Thank you.  I'll be announcing my next supreme court pick too—he's a bigly winner as well, good night.  Good night. 
*eyeroll* This administration is going to make me insane...

Would you rather have a narcissist or a hypocritical crime family? I choose the narcissist because there's no room for crime in the government.

At least I can still crush the pretenders to the east.

But Aragonn.... The Four Wolves dictate violations in the eyes of the Empire. War has been endless by their decree.

The Old Lord knows the secrets of a thousand years, and how to influence the Four. Do you want war or help Aragonn?

(I'm kinda bored and am cannibalizing world building from my book)


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Would you rather have a narcissist or a hypocritical crime family? I choose the narcissist because there's no room for crime in the government.

Option 3: sacrifice all of Washington to resurrect FDR and the 73rd Congress

Or just vote in people from today who aren't corrupted entitled shitheads—if we have any...

This is the 21st century. There's no such thing as a politician who isn't a corrupt piece of shit. At least none who are successful.

Speaking of trying to stop corruption in government...

http://www.npr.org/2017/02/01/512730065/south-dakotans-voted-for-tougher-ethics-laws-but-lawmakers-think-otherwise