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Well shit, need to spend another 35 days here before I can unleash the beauty. Anywhere else I could post smutty fanfiction for all of you to see?

I suppose it would depend on how subtle it is.

I suppose it would depend on how subtle it is.

Subtlety is not his priority.

I suppose it would depend on how subtle it is.

Subtlety is not his priority.

Why have subtlety when you can post smut instead?

Poor little orphan Noxy

Poor little orphan Noxy

You can join my house if you want Nox?

Hallo am homeless plz halp

I too am homeless. Plz halp me two!

I don't know what these houses are yet, but YOLO!

What the hell happened to my house?

What the hell happened to my house?

No members of your house fit the requirements to head a house, and so it unfortunately no longer exists.

I see the possibility for a RP to chronicle the eventual destruction of House Auditore.

What the hell happened to my house?

No members of your house fit the requirements to head a house, and so it unfortunately no longer exists.

How so?

And no @Laurentus, no one will RP anything about MY house without MY consent.

House Auditore doesn't exist anymore, in case you've not noticed.

Let us not provoke each other further

Here's my (RP) backstory of how I got here and why I want to be in a Familial House:

I was but a wee lad; I had taken my inaugural breath upon this mad world just thirty-six months prior to this devastating calamity, yet my recollection of it is as clear as if it had only conspired a day ago.

My actions immediately preceding the catastrophe were routine for an adolescence of my youth. I had been simply-

I give up. There's no way of not making it cliché. Just - pls halp me im an orfan.