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1,024 registered members
333,818 posts
Region
Population: 151 nations

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (44 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen

Delegate's Office

WA Resolutions
General Assembly[/i]
Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse" - AGAINST
Digital Network Defense - AGAINST
Repeal "Nuclear Arms Protocol" - AGAINST
Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act - FOR
Protection of Partially Born - FOR

Security Council[/i]
Liberate The Place that has No Big Banks - FOR
Liberate California - AGAINST
Repeal "Liberate Utopia" - FOR

Ministry of External Affairs

Thrilled to hear from our friends from England, Taijitu and European Union. Looking forward to the continued news and fun!
We welcome our new Ambassador from European Union, European Embassy.
We also welcome Eluvatar as Visiting Dignitary from Taijitu and Ambassador from The North Pacific.

Ministry of Internal Affairs

Alterrum opened a discussion requesting we consider increased use of polls to encourage greater RMB activity in the region. The idea is being well supported, so we look forward to the possibility of a combination of the silly and the serious on the gaming front soon!

This months Watercooler feature thread is:[/SIZE]

We have a new thread!
Zig-zag categories
Enjoy!

[/list]Welcome Back!

• Eluvatar

Postcards from Canada


Clown fish

QUOTE <> UNQUOTE: Directly from Canada, the non-crappy Region!

Almonaster's signature:

Their are 3 misstakes in this sentence.

*As always...Report prepared by:  The Canadian Citizens

Welcome to the region, and thank you for the update!

Welcome to the region, and thank you for the update!

Thanks for your kind reply.

Oops!
ParrrrTay got here first! :p

So it seems...but we always appreciate you dropping by!

Forum
1,041 registered members
338,456 posts
Region
Population: 165 nations

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (38 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen

Delegate's Office

WA Resolutions
Nuclear Weapons Accord - AGAINST
Reducing Statelessness - FOR

Security Council[/i]
Repeal "Condemn DEN" - FOR
Liberate Social Liberal Union - AGAINST
Liberate The NSIA - TIED VOTE
Condemn The Invaders - AGAINST
Condemn The Invaders - AGAINST

Ministry of External Affairs
Canada is excited to announce diplomatic relations with Portugal.

For reasons unknown Canada split relations with Equilism long ago and are happy,  after all this time, to move forward with diplomatic relations once again.  ParrrrTay was so excited she remembered her password on Equilism's forum from 2005. 
A big welcome to our new Foreign officials

• Musheena     
• Isaris

ParrrrTay and Mattie had so much fun in XKI playing in Werewolves 50: Pandora's Boxes.  There were so many twists and turns with all the boxes being opened, to this day we don't know how Aersoldorf kept track of everything. 

Ministry of Internal Affairs

Comments from several nations on the RMB inspired a fresh initiative to re-examine our government structure. Discussions will doubtless rumble on for some time.

Canada decided to switch things around a bit this year with Z-Day and embrace the Zombies.  For quite a few hours Canada held the #1 spot for most dead...bragging rights.  LOL
Most Dead
1. Canada: 255 billion
2. Wysteria: 183 billion
3. Lazarus: 135 billion
4. The Alliance of Dictators: 134 billion
5. Rushmore: 132 billion

This months Watercooler feature thread is:[/SIZE]

AMA jDELIGHT, Shameless bid to make 10K posts!
We have a thread here where we help a fellow Canadian reach her post goal because we Canadians are generous like that, and it has nothing do so with the fact that we also love to spam. I thought it suited because it has run over September (we missed a report - you probably noticed....sorry) and October

Welcome New Members!
New members (2 month's worth)

• ankshara
• dovanchester
• mapleman
• Lollerland
• Praetor
• Krisville   
• davidlcopeland
• Crosna
• PenniCBurwell
• Belmaria
• The Brown Bear

Postcards from Canada
Brought to you from Canada's Own Work area. 
A couple of our favourite photographers!  Laughter and Sunshine (webs) & ParrrrTay (produce) capture autumn in Michigan for us:




QUOTE <> UNQUOTE: Directly from Canada, the non-crappy Region!

Took this one this morning on my hike :D
If I wasn't so pushed for time, I'd have made the whole flag! :lol:

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Greetings, and thank you for the update!

Forum
1,045 registered members
339,658 posts
Region
Population: 162 nations.

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (38 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen

Delegate's Office

WA Resolutions
Repeal "Quarantine Regulation" - AGAINST
National Control of Elections - FOR
WA Peacekeeping Charter - FOR
Foreign Patent Act - FOR

Security Council[/i]
Repeal "Liberate The NSIA" - FOR
Liberate Singapore - AGAINST
Liberate Singapore - FOR
Commend Benevolent Thomas - FOR
Liberate United Defenders League - AGAINST

Ministry of External Affairs.

Gee golly we love those Texans, and this month they came to visit us!
ParrrrTay was encouraged to form a conga line, so Matilda Love grabbed hold of The Federation of The United Republic States of Newland and Ace Morrigan. Fleshia flopped sombreros on their heads and tacos in their hands, then ran off to join the conga line behind Parkplace.

Thanks for your visit, we still have full tummies and fond memories!

Ministry of Internal Affairs

A thoughtful conversation brought to you from the Canadian RMB:

After a one-year trip around the world that saw me visit 37 regions in 53 weeks, I have returned to the region!
You can see the full list of regions in my dispatch.

Welcome home!

Thanks!
I initially wanted the day of my return to be November 18 - one year to the day that I left. Unfortunately, I have the memory of a goldfish

Yup, I know that feeling.
Where am I again?

A goldfish somewhere is hunting for its memory.

Maybe it just doesn't realise it's hunting for it?

Well, it's just a goldfish, eh?

Idly curious. If you have the memory of a goldfish, does the goldfish now have your former memories?

No idea

Maybe you should get on that, memory theft is no joke

Indeed, a serious form of thoughtcrime.

This months Watercooler feature thread is:[/SIZE]

The Person Below Me

Welcome New Members!

• Great Britain XVI
• Westrion
• Nord Gronland
• Ash

Postcards from Canada


Thank you Almonaster for 'Bushfire'

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Forum
1,049 registered members
341,152 posts
Region
Population: 131 nations.

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (32 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen


Delegate's Office

General Assembly
Compliance Commission - FOR
Repeal: “Right Of Emigration” - AGAINST
Repeal: “Securing Nuclear Materials From Dastardly Menaces" - FOR
Protection Of Nuclear Armaments - AGAINST
Nuclear Arms Possession Act - FOR

Security Council
Repeal "Liberate Singapore" - FOR
Repeal “Liberate Eternal Scholars” - AGAINST
Liberate Kingdom of Ireland - FOR
Liberate The Arab League - AGAINST
Liberate Antalia - AGAINST


Ministry of External Affairs.

We welcome

• Victoria E.C. Stewart,  ambassador from the United Kingdom, and
  
• Kastros Drakan, ambassador from the Allied States.
  

Canada participated in the 2017 NS World Fair. Our thanks to Almonaster who was part of the organizing team for the entire fair.
Here are some fun quotes from the Canadian booth:

Badges Thread

Oh, sweet! Maple flavored badges!!

Ooh, a choice of badges. Classy!

You know I consider RL Canada to be my escape plan A if Brexit proves unbearable.

Excellent escape plan Erinor! The non-crappy region should always be plan A.

Leafs! My favorite things! *Eats badge*

Questions Only thread

Did you steal this from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Do you really think they were the first?

Do I look like I know?

Are we supposed to judge from your avatar?

Do you not judge people by their avatar?

Wouldn't that depend on your personal perspective?

Oh great, do I need a personal perspective?

Do you have a problem with that?

Spherical or linear perspective?

Pubs of Parkplace thread

Welcome to The Pubs of Parkplace!
Come on in, drop a quarter in the Jukebox, and order a drink!

Full dining in the back with waterfront view for anyone who needs a bite to eat!
Full gaming area for those into competition or just for a fun time.

Beware of flying darts and possibly a goat or two.

Special of the day: FREE MOOSE BEER!

Hi Boss.

Can I have Moose Beer, please?

*throws goat*

I'll have a vodka, please.

Carries one cold Moose Beer to Al's table.

*Catches goat and tosses him out of the side door with my right hand, slides a Vodka down the bar to Charles with my left hand*
CHEERS!

You can see why she's our Prime Minister.

For more fair fun and nostalgia : http://s15.zetaboards.com/NSWF5/forum/5049666/


Ministry of Internal Affairs

Welcome New Members!

• Andrea Horwath
• Stilttopia
• Torontonian Canada
• Rarry Riket
• The ICR
• German continent

There was a lot of snow falling in Canada.
We all would be stuck at home if it weren't for the goats:


This month's Watercooler feature thread is:

Ready for a giggle?
Teh Funniez

Postcards from Canada

A lovely image from Da Fixx, a thread where Canadians go for the good medicine:




*As always...Report prepared by:  The Canadian Citizens

Thanks for the update! The postcard is absolutely lovely.

Forum
1,053 registered members
342,365 posts
Region
Population: 142 nations.

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (32 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen


Delegate's Office

General Assembly
Repeal: "Foreign Patent Act" - NO VOTE
Foreign Patent Protection Act - AGAINST
Open Internet Order - AGAINST
International Patent Agreement - AGAINST
Repeal: “Open Internet Order” - TIED VOTE
World Assembly Central Library Compact - FOR

Security Council
Condemn The Black Hawks - AGAINST
Liberate South Pacific - FOR
Liberate Illuminati - FOR
Liberate Femdom Empire - AGAINST
Commend The North Pacific - AGAINST


Ministry of External Affairs.

We welcome

• Leodore Lionheart, we welcome our new ambassador from The Allied States
• The ICR , we welcome our new ambassador from the Universal Allegiance

In March, the Wysterian Museum in Canada hosted an exhibition of metal-based sculpture from around the world. Several of our citizens and guests expressed particular appreciation for this exhibit.
Thanks go out to our ambassador from Wysteria, Celestial Maple for making this such a thought provoking and often beautiful destination for Canadians and visitors to Canada!
[/list]Ministry of Internal Affairs

Welcome New Members!

• rocketmanz
• Anarchy Capitalists

This month's Watercooler feature thread is:

Can you work out what that picture is below in 'Postcards from Canada' is?
Have a go. Check your answer in this months Watercooler feature thread:
What on Earth
Add one of your own for us to guess if you like!

Postcards from Canada



QUOTE <> UNQUOTE: Directly from Canada, the non-crappy Region!

From the RMB

75 minutes ago: Canada ceased to exist.

^That was, erm, unnerving to read...

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Thank you for the update!

Never say never! Canada is pleased to drop off a report for May




Forum
1,061 registered members
344,004 posts
Region
Population: 133 nations.

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (32 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen


Delegate's Office

General Assembly
Internet Neutrality Act - FOR
Repeal: “Pesticide Regulations” - TIED, no vote
World Assembly Central Medicinal Database Compact - AGAINST
Repeal: “World Assembly Central Medicinal Database - FOR
Regulation Of Tobacco - FOR

Security Council
Commend Forest - FOR
Repeal: “Condemn Canterlot” - FOR
Commend Imperium Anglorum - FOR
Condemn The Order Of The Grey Wardens - AGAINST

Ministry of External Affairs.

We welcome

• Far Armern, ambassador from Texas
• Hakketomat, ambassador from 10000Islands
• Fultz, ambassador from The Allied States

Ministry of Internal Affairs.
[/list]Welcome New Members!

• The Queendom of Myself
• Trook
• Cassiar
• Atlasaca
• Jimmydaytona
• Native American Peoples

This month's Watercooler feature thread is:

A new game introduced by Almonaster.  Stop in and make a post!
The First becomes the last, Not quite the usual game

Postcards from Canada

Mattie tried hard to get the lads to add some fruit to their diet...



QUOTE <> UNQUOTE: Directly from Canada, the non-crappy Region!

Red vs Almo in Quest...

You're no fun

An unfun terrible.

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Better late than never, huh? Thanks for the update!

Also, by my count your post brought us to 100,000 posts, so yay!

Forum
1,071 registered members
346,135 posts
Region
Population: 136 nations.

Our Staff[/u]
Delegate: The Pubs of Parkplace (30 endorsements)
Minister or Internal Affairs: disposablepuppetland
Minister of External Affairs: Matilda Love
Speaker of the House of Commons: Stormaen


Delegate's Office

General Assembly
Regulation Of Tobacco Advertising - FOR
Choice In Education - FOR
Repeal: “Stock Exchanges And Foreign Investment” - AGAINST
Repeal: “Rights And Duties Of WA States” - AGAINST
Trade Of Endangered Organisms - AGAINST
Repeal: “Reproductive Freedoms” - AGAINST
Enabling The Disabled In Academia - FOR

Security Council
Repeal: “Liberate Dank Memes” - FOR
Commend Drasnia - FOR
Condemn Wrektopia - FOR

Ministry of External Affairs.

Lots of fun was had with our fab friends from the 10000 Islands when they invited us for a visit in June.
Among other activities there was a bbq:

...set up by the heart and soul of creature comfort, Markanite
Oodles of silly: Canadian barbeque
With cake provided by the most marvellous Baden-Wuerttemberg:


An embassy with Force is now open, we are very pleased to welcome:

• Farallaracks, Visiting Dignitary from Force
• Renegalle, Visiting Dignitary from Force
• Rapturn, Ambassador from Force

We also warmly welcome our Visiting Dignitary from Forest:

• Montmorencia

Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Welcome New Members!

• Mount Seymour
• Bowiemoria Puppet
• Mike D. Pearson
• Vetrucia

This month's Watercooler feature thread is:
Ever wondered what Canadians get up to when they aren't in Canada?
Same as you probably!
How was your day?

Postcards from Canada


Cuttleship by Almonaster


QUOTE <> UNQUOTE: Directly from Canada, the non-crappy Region!

From the RMB, a verse!
Stormaen (Storm), Jamberry (jDelight) and Almonaster (Al)

Start with the First Nations,
Add a boatload of Brit,
Une peu de Français,
And it's Canada – all of it!

From mountain to prairie,
From sea to rolling sea,
It's bonny, c'est beau,
May Canada always be!

Happy 150th! Here's to 150 plus!

Not to be dramatic, but my disappearance on Canada Day was not a #resist150 , but merely a Homer moment.

Welcome Homer, then!

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