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Had a snow day today. Spent it all playing M&B: Warband
#NoRegrets

I've spent 1153 hours in that game
#ManyManyRegrets

Had a snow day today. Spent it all playing M&B: Warband
#NoRegrets

I've spent 1153 hours in that game
#ManyManyRegrets

>When your redhead waifu's brother wants you to pay an 11000 denar dowry

Had a snow day today. Spent it all playing M&B: Warband
#NoRegrets

I've spent 1153 hours in that game
#ManyManyRegrets

>When your redhead waifu's brother wants you to pay an 11000 denar dowry

"I'm sorry but there is no way your sister is worth a good set of plate armour, or you know, an entire army."

Had a snow day today. Spent it all playing M&B: Warband
#NoRegrets

I've spent 1153 hours in that game
#ManyManyRegrets

>When your redhead waifu's brother wants you to pay an 11000 denar dowry

"I'm sorry but there is no way your sister is worth a good set of plate armour, or you know, an entire army."

He said it was because of "discrepancies in prestige"
Well guess what? I've got a castle and you don't Jarl Villageholding. Guess where you're sister's eloping to when the marriage quest expires?
...Provided the Sarranids don't knock it down first because for some reason King Ragnar decided it was a great idea to declare war on the Rhodocks and the Sarranids at the same time, both of whom are way more cohesive than the Nords and regularly send raiding parties to burn my holdings.

Had a snow day today. Spent it all playing M&B: Warband
#NoRegrets

I've spent 1153 hours in that game
#ManyManyRegrets

>When your redhead waifu's brother wants you to pay an 11000 denar dowry

"I'm sorry but there is no way your sister is worth a good set of plate armour, or you know, an entire army."

He said it was because of "discrepancies in prestige"
Well guess what? I've got a castle and you don't Jarl Villageholding. Guess where you're sister's eloping to when the marriage quest expires?

Conquer a few more just to rub it in his face. Then burn his village to further rub it in.

Had a snow day today. Spent it all playing M&B: Warband
#NoRegrets

I've spent 1153 hours in that game
#ManyManyRegrets

>When your redhead waifu's brother wants you to pay an 11000 denar dowry

"I'm sorry but there is no way your sister is worth a good set of plate armour, or you know, an entire army."

He said it was because of "discrepancies in prestige"
Well guess what? I've got a castle and you don't Jarl Villageholding. Guess where you're sister's eloping to when the marriage quest expires?

Conquer a few more just to rub it in his face. Then burn his village to further rub it in.

I think I might wait until King Ragnar's many stupid wars with powerful factions expire though.

But if the wars are over how can you conquer? Truly nothing is worse in that game then sitting in your castle waiting for your liege to declare war...

But if the wars are over how can you conquer? Truly nothing is worse in that game then sitting in your castle waiting for your liege to declare war...

It's not as fun when they're kicking your ass. Wish we could go back to the days when we fought pansy Swadians and Vaegirs...

But if the wars are over how can you conquer? Truly nothing is worse in that game then sitting in your castle waiting for your liege to declare war...

It's not as fun when they're kicking your ass. Wish we could go back to the days when we fought pansy Swadians and Vaegirs...

Heh. If the enemies got too hard I would just sit in my castle. Then again my favourite army is made of Rhodoks, so in siege defence its just laughing at your enemies as the bolts rain down on them.

But if the wars are over how can you conquer? Truly nothing is worse in that game then sitting in your castle waiting for your liege to declare war...

It's not as fun when they're kicking your ass. Wish we could go back to the days when we fought pansy Swadians and Vaegirs...

Heh. If the enemies got too hard I would just sit in my castle. Then again my favourite army is made of Rhodoks, so in siege defence its just laughing at your enemies as the bolts rain down on them.

I think I'll just do that. Roaming the countryside is made even more difficult by the huge bandit armies the Floris mod introduces. Even on the easiest difficulty Floris will constantly kick you into the dirt every time you think you're safe. You can't even really sell off spare armor, because you need spares when the bandits take your shit.

I had this nice dream last night...that I had this boyfriend from Europe, and he came to visit me. I remember he was playing some sport, and when he came back he was so sweaty and hot, and I was so mmm...and it kinda proceeded from there.

First time I've ever gotten a moderation email.  It actually caught me off guard.

First time I've ever gotten a moderation email.  It actually caught me off guard.

Sorry about that, However nobody ever expects the Spam Inquisition!

First time I've ever gotten a moderation email.  It actually caught me off guard.

Sorry about that, However nobody ever expects the Spam Inquisition!

I don't mind it since it was a terrible post.  I just wasn't expecting it.

First time I've ever gotten a moderation email.  It actually caught me off guard.

Sorry about that, However nobody ever expects the Spam Inquisition!

I don't mind it since it was a terrible post.  I just wasn't expecting it.

To be fair that was me trying to make a joke...I should have put the "Spam spam spam, wonderful spam, glorious spam" or that link in the message box anyway I missed a joke ;-;