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Justinian Ezkantion
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  • I recently had a lovely meal of crab legs, but it took a while to consume.
    After I had finished I felt like dipping my finger into the liquid butter just to smack my lips with it, ya know?
    Completely. Gelatinous.
    It was such a weird texture, like jello really.
    I decided to eat it.
    I made a mistake.
    My stomach is telling me I made a mistake.
    My colon is telling me.
    My Sphincter is telling me.
    Help.
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  • Something really weird happened to me last night (well, morning).

    I just suddenly woke up screaming bloody murder and bolted out of my bed like it was on fire. Thing is, I don't remember why. I'm not even sure there is a why. It took about a minute for me to stop screaming and quivering in a corner, regain my composure and go back to sleep.
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  • Not a word of a lie, I once dreamt someone threw a ninja star at me, so I bolted upright, burst into the living room, and shouted exactly that to my family, not realising it was just a dream at first. First there was a stunned silence, then we all began laughing until we nearly cried.

    Don't worry too much, man. If you're anything like me, you can just do weird shit while still half asleep.
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  • I can't say I've ever had an experience like that...at least it wasn't dull? :P


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  • So I just voted. I feel like throwing up, but I just voted. It will be interesting to see if the ANC dodges another bullet in this election.
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  • What in the shit happened while I wasn't looking? http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36962942
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  • It's early days yet, but right now, the DA is leading in Pretoria and Johannesburg.
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  • My city is no longer under ANC rule!! :D

    I was honestly losing hope in democracy. It's good to see that the ANC can't continue to get away with murder.

    It's a shame, though. With the ANC's support base, and with the expertise of some its members like Cyril Ramaphosa, they could have done amazing things for this country if it wasn't for its corruption and petty politics.

    I hope the loss of 4 major metros to the DA finally inspires the ANC to get rid of Jacob Zuma.
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  • @Laurentus DA? -is slightly interested to hear more about this whole thing-
    See you later space cowboy.
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  • http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/south-africa-elections-anc-loses-control-of-pretoria-a7176436.html

    Essentially, over the past 22 years, this country has slowly been destroyed by the ANC. Mandela was excellent, and with the exception of a few stupid things Thabo Mbeki did and said, he was actually fairly good as well. He prioritised education, instead of Black Economic Empowerment and giving out free houses, and actually tried to be as friendly to the economy as reasonably possible.

    Jacob Zuma took power after facing one scandal after another, partly through shrewd political manoeuvring, and partly through being so corrupt that no one was really prepared for him, and has proven to be the worst thing ever to happen to this country. Prior to him taking power, the Democratic Alliance (essentially a reformed and refocused National Party, the party that began apartheid) couldn't have dreamt of taking power in any place with a black majority, despite being supremely competent, but with the ANC's failure to deliver on basic services, and Zuma's corruption and poor decision making, our country has gone to shit, and the black voters in the urban areas have rallied behind the DA or EFF to oppose them.

    The DA now has the opportunity to form a coalition to take power in all major metros, and with the way its support has increased in Cape Town and the Western Cape since taking power through a coalition in 2006, it is highly unlikely that the ANC will win back these metros if it doesn't get rid of Zuma, and seriously comes down hard on its corrupt party members.

    So it's a win all around, even if the ANC remains largely uncontested in rural areas, where people don't have ready access to technology or education, and are thus ignorant of all the ways the ANC has turned us into a third world shitstain.

    With the ANC's poor performance in the metros, our currency, the rand, has strengthened again. But it is under their pitiful leadership that we went from having a currency valued at R3.00 to the US$ to the catastrophic R18.00 to the US$ we experienced a few months ago after the Zuma-Gupta scandal, when Zuma fired our finance minister, and replaced him with a puppet minister for the Gupta family. The move obliterated R3 billion from the national coffers over night, and it was so catastrophic that he had to fire this puppet minister two days later, and replace him with someone who actually knows how to do the job. Under Zuma, our power utility, Eskom, became bankrupt, and we faced blackouts on a national level all through 2015, and yet the puppets he placed in charge of the utility rewarded lucrative contracts to his son, and the Guptas. This is in addition to building himself a R200 million homestead with money he stole from the taxpayer, and also the acquisition of a R2 billion private jet, also payed by the tax payer, not his own salary, which is itself highly exorbitant to begin with.

    He installed so many cronies in the party, that the ANC even considered allowing him to serve a third term by attempting to change the laws preventing that.

    Under him, his own party has become so divided, that the malcontents of the ANC started riots all throughout Pretoria when learning of the ANC's new mayoral candidate for the city.

    So after all that, it is a wonder that the ANC managed to do as well as it did. The thing is that the people in this country view the ANC as something more akin to a religious movement than a political entity that has to serve the people, and this has encouraged by the ANC itself, especially in their attempts to alter history and make it seem like they were the only entity that fought apartheid. White politicians, scholars and artists who fought the regime just as hard have been forgotten. So it's a wonder the DA did as well as it did in this election.

    Also, sorry for the length of the post. I can talk about this shit all day.

    EDIT: Also, just to clarify, since I've possibly given quite the wrong impression. When I said the currency went from R3.00 to the US$ to R18.00, I didn't mean that it happened all at once. I should have clarified that it was R3.00 in 1994, the year the ANC officially took power, and over time was raped repeatedly to reach its pitiful state today.
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    « Last Edit: August 07, 2016, 12:08:40 AM by Laurentus »
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  • So I've been hearing stories that Hillary Clinton has syphilis and a brain injury. Hopefully that will take her out of the race and we can get rid of two world class corrupt politicians in one year.
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  • So I've been hearing stories that Hillary Clinton has syphilis and a brain injury. Hopefully that will take her out of the race and we can get rid of two world class corrupt politicians in one year.
    Strange, I was literally just reading about both she and Bill having health problems. Some speculate that she seems to have a chronic cough as well as some sort of brain injury, while Bill has been acting "disconnected" along with hand tremors, leading some to believe he had a stroke or has Parkinson's.
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