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Yay indeed

So, what's the wildest thing you've ever done?

The WILDEST thing I've ever done lets see... It may not seem like it, but I'm actually pretty reserved? Honestly though, my salvia trips stand out. They were pretty fucking intense, salvia is a real eye opener.
On a different part of the wildness spectrum, I went to a dance club one night. For someone whose never danced, I felt like it was a pretty brave thing to do. I actually danced! Got into a 5 person chain with a guy grinding on me, me dancing up on sister in law, her dancing with my wife, and a guy grinding up on my wife.
It ended with the some guy grabbing my wife and making out with her. Me and my sister in law went out to drink a bit and I ended up getting my boob grabbed by a Ukrainian. My wife went home with the guy she was making out with, and my sister and law and I went and ate dick shaped cream filled donuts.
TL;DR my wife got laid, I ate dick.

Again, this might seem asinine, but who are you? I'm just trying to get my bearings here, I hope you understand.

I'm Evelyn!

Artful dodge......

What are you like as a person? I'm just trying to get my bearings here and figure out the people here.

Well, I'm an atheist. I try sooo hard to be logical, but I am at times highly unpredictable and erratic, so watch out for that. I have serious self-esteem issues, but I'm always working on it! I love to hack, develop, tinker, play video games, build things, and hanging out with friends that I love. I like playing with boobs and dicks and such, as they are very nice.

I also have a penchant for saying highly unprofessional things on forums while at work. I'm in Los Angeles atm, just waiting for my code to compile or some analogous thing..

That's a brief overview I guess. I'm trans! Hard to remember who does and does not know that sometimes.

You live in L.A? I'm so sorry.

Code monkey get up, get coffee. Code monkey go to job

You live in L.A? I'm so sorry.

I just travel a lot for work. Last week I was in Vegas, week before that I was in San Francisco, now I'm in Long Beach near LA, week after next I'll be in Seattle.

You live in L.A? I'm so sorry.

I just travel a lot for work. Last week I was in Vegas, week before that I was in San Francisco, now I'm in Long Beach near LA, week after next I'll be in Seattle.

Ah. I've just never meet anyone who actually liked L.A. Anyway, one last question if I may, what are your hobbies?

Ooooh, Seattle... That's the good shit...
You travel a lot... Hmmmm, I must ask then... What is your favorite city so far?

You live in L.A? I'm so sorry.

I just travel a lot for work. Last week I was in Vegas, week before that I was in San Francisco, now I'm in Long Beach near LA, week after next I'll be in Seattle.

Ah. I've just never meet anyone who actually liked L.A. Anyway, one last question if I may, what are your hobbies?

Ask as many as you like. I like to tinker with things, code things, write things, i've recently picked up lockpicking which is fun, play games with my childrens, video gaimz are in the mix, .. I like to invent things i'll never actually make. I also like to smoke weed?

As for my favorite city, it's whichever one I live in. Currently Beaverton, because home is where my heart is~ If you only count the ones that I have travelled to.. New York City? My opinion might be colored by the dick that I got while I was there.

Good dick colors all of my opinions, don't worry...

Does beaverton have a lot of "beavers"?

Ah, I remember when you were in NYC.

* Wintermoot chuckles to himself xD

Does beaverton have a lot of "beavers"?

What kind of beavers? Are you making some kind of sex joke? Yes, there are a lot of beavers. Why else would it be called Beaverton. It means 'Tons of Beavers' in french.

If a guy were in Beaverton tonight just for tonight what would you recommend he do?

If a guy were in Beaverton tonight just for tonight what would you recommend he do?

Presumably, beavers.

If a guy were in Beaverton tonight just for tonight what would you recommend he do?

Presumably, beavers.

I've not seen a single beaver so far...
A loooooot of white people though...

If a guy were in Beaverton tonight just for tonight what would you recommend he do?

You could always come over to my house, there are lots of hot girls and I just set up the rest of my home theatre. We have video games, tits and beer! That's what I do, mostly