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HI. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A STEAK SO RARE YOU COULD SELL IT A TIFFANY'S?

HI. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A STEAK SO RARE YOU COULD SELL IT A TIFFANY'S?

Will it shine like a 18 carat Diamond?

HI. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A STEAK SO RARE YOU COULD SELL IT A TIFFANY'S?

Will it shine like a 18 carat Diamond?

Shiny steaks? Cant tell if that would be disturbing or delicious....

Shiny steaks? Cant tell if that would be disturbing or delicious....

Well depend if it's as hard as a diamond! Because ouch my teeth if so.
But imagine if you put on the lights: DISCOSTEAKS!
Sorry sorry I'll leave.

* Stand up and goes to the door.

The wizard apprentice began to wonder whether customers have the tendency to simply materialize into the Frostbite Tavern.

In response to the latest visitor, he said, "Well, we live in the land of eternal winter. Though we do have the fireplace right there at the centre, please feel free to proceed there to keep yourself warm."

After which he saw a lady about to leave the Frostbite Tavern, to whom he said, "I hope you have enjoyed your stay here. If you have any issues, please let me know, I will attempt to the best of my abilities to serve you."

The one-horned qunari snaps out of his months-long meditation, takes in the sights, and proceeds to send a disgusted look to the wizard's apprentice.

"Your people really need to properly control your mages."

The one-horned qunari snaps out of his months-long meditation, takes in the sights, and proceeds to send a disgusted look to the wizard's apprentice.

"Your people really need to properly control your mages."

I'M SORRY? YOUR GOING TO NEED TO SPEAK UP, STRANGE BULL MAN, I'M A BIT HARD OF HEARING.

We don't have any energy boosting drinks here?

*proceeds to the fireplace*

Bartender, might I be able to get a nice cup of Earl Gray? 

The one-horned qunari, being ever professional when in the presence of the uninitiated, proceeds to prepare the human known as BraveSirRobin his tea.

"It seems some humans can appreciate finer things in life than coffee. Would you like milk and sugar with it?"

"Certainly!  Make sure that it's hot, too--I haven't seen a day this cold since I did a semester on Andoria to study advanced warp mechanics!  And what exactly is a qunari?  I don't believe that I've ever run into your species before!"

The Starfleet officer then pulls out his data pad and proceeds to fidget with it a bit, pausing after a bit in frustration and looking back up around the tavern. 

"Here, let me give you this informative booklet."

http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Qunari

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT THING YOU GAVE HIM'S ABOUT BUT IF YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT A QUNARI IS I'D BE VERY GRATEFUL, WEIRD BULL-MAN.

A hooded figure walks into the Tavern, stopping when they see what appears to be some horned-bull-man monstrosity being shouted at. After observing the scene for a moment, the figure silently strolls over to the fire, proceeding to sit near it and stare into the flames.

A hooded figure walks into the Tavern, stopping when they see what appears to be some horned-bull-man monstrosity being shouted at. After observing the scene for a moment, the figure silently strolls over to the fire, proceeding to sit near it and stare into the flames.

HEY THERE, PARTNER, WELCOME TO THE TAVERN! NOW, I HOPE YOU'LL FORGIVE ME BUT I'M A BIT HARD OF HEARING. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL BE ALONG. I RECOMMEND THE STEAK HERE. ANYWAY, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY CONVERSATION WITH THE BULL-MAN, HAVE A NICE DAY!

[turns to the Qunari]

HAVE YOU SEEN A FRIEND OF MINE? HIS NAMES DALE, DON'T SUPPOSE YOU KNOW HIM?