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*A potato in a top hat walks in calmly* I don't know good sir! It is a rather odd sight... But anyway, I'll have some vodka good sir!

* Govindia goes behind the bar, and starts drinking off one of the beer taps.

[North sees Govinda going behind the bar and follows suit]

This is normal, right?

* Wintermoot facepalms

-comes in, with a Winter Hammer in my hand- Hey. -is wearing my military uniform with an armband saying Skrifa-

* Wintermoot facepalms

 

Due to it being summer, still.  Winter Hammers are on sale.

After summer, I'll be selling Summerstorms as well.

Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...

Nah, its fine, I'll lick it clean. (Proceeds with the tap-drinking)

Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...

It was just one tap!

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Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...

It was just one tap!

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Yeah! Besides, they are clean now! So long as saliva doesn't freak you out to much.....

Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...

Nah.  Aubrey is the bartender, I'm just like that annoying peddler to the side that sells my own drinks.

The qunari proceeds to brew a top quality cleaning agent, and thoroughly disinfects every beer tap in the vicinity.

"Humans are disgusting."

"Some humans, yes...thanks for disinfecting the taps and keeping the patrons from getting sick."

Damn, my master plan has been foiled! I will have to spread my plague some other way... oh well, back to the drinking.