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*the changeling blood seems to anticlimactically take affect leaving chakus clothing in pieces barely held together and revealing some...bits and bobs but thankfully the clothing was loose so it could not melt the skin.*

* Wintermoot stares at Chanku for longer than really necessary and then says proudly...

My boy is growing up and becoming such a man! Just look, everyone!

Ahem.

In any case, I have excellent news! In the past week, I have arranged for peasant labor to rebuild the Tavern from scratch, leaving us with a new, pristine, yet same-looking Tavern! I also sent out my tax collectors to the wineries and breweries of the region, meaning that the Tavern is once again fully stocked and ready to go about normal business. They spared no expense...nothing too good for my sexy friend Aubrey.

So, all this coordinating has me famished! Barkeep!

*the green energy that seemingly floats around the bar moves quickly through the barricaded door causing screams of anguish and causing the very bar to shake as if a bomb was going off during a earthquake*

*the screams slowly ship into a maddening laughter as the shaking comes to a stop*

Yawn....

*the door then flies off its hinges as steam escapes the room the components from the ritual seem to morph, cut, and grow into a fine crown*

You know guys we really need to get a nice bedroom in this place...

*A nude queen chrysalis walks out of the plume from the room and stretches a bit not even caring about the situation before reaching for the newly formed crown and placing it on her head*

I mean you have a reason for it considering what just happened in there. the changeling responds still oblivious to her situation before looking for a drink.

*magically pops up from behind the newly formed bar, in a lime green mesh top and leather shorts*

Well what will it be ya'll, I have some hunch punch ready for you!

*Places a big bowl of punch with a generous amount of booze soaked fruit in the bottom on the corner of the bar, hops over the bar and lands in winters lap*

The lace looks perfect again, thank you sugga!

Oh my! *wraps his arms around Aubrey* ^.^

You're quite welcome...I'm glad you're happy.

*Looks around, smiles and focuses his attention back on WInter*

I think I will expand and create a new thing somewhere else in the region... I dont know what yet but I feel I should give more to everyone

*Slips into the office and begins drafting plans for a new building*

-gives some clothes to the queen trying to avoid staring at her-

Here...you should probably put these on...

*she then notices she is at the moment nude and in response clicks her fingers engulfing her in a toxic green colored flame as clothes seemingly pop into existence on her form making her look like she was going to the club*

I am good thank you  chaku. winks at him at the end of the sentence.

Oh my!

A-alright.

*pops his head Out of the office*

The supply closet is open if you two need a.... Erm... Nap

At that exact moment, a short man with an incredible beard walked in, a large hammer at his back. This man was infact, a Dwarf, from Warhaven, a citizen of Dwarvenholt, and an adventurer.

"greetings all, what've you got that's strong?" The dwarf inquired.

* Wintermoot stares at Chanku for longer than really necessary and then says proudly...

My boy is growing up and becoming such a man! Just look, everyone!

Ahem.

In any case, I have excellent news! In the past week, I have arranged for peasant labor to rebuild the Tavern from scratch, leaving us with a new, pristine, yet same-looking Tavern! I also sent out my tax collectors to the wineries and breweries of the region, meaning that the Tavern is once again fully stocked and ready to go about normal business. They spared no expense...nothing too good for my sexy friend Aubrey.

So, all this coordinating has me famished! Barkeep!

ehem, the name of the company is Peasànt Labourè, and we look forward to making this place even more pristine and beautiful than it was before.  With maybe some modern art, statues of people staring at said modern art, a gift shop where you can buy photos of and other materials related to that modern art, and even a new section of the bar related to dancing, appropriately named Arte Moderna.

Oh, it'll just be DIVINE.

* Wintermoot stares

Who knew the peasants had become so high-class?

"Upgrading are we? I have a proposal that could add significantly to your plans, boost sales, and benefit the nation as a whole, if you're interested." The dwarf said.