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I meant I need to update it, I mean I am a Jarl now after all.

I actually wasn't aware we had uniforms.

We do, but no one really uses them...

I still think we should do all our ops naked...it would ensure maximum agility and mobility against the enemy!

I had a friend in high school -sip- who declared that, should an aggressor confront him and engage in fisticuffs, -sip- he would immediately drop his pants and proclaim, "your move, tough shit." or something similar. 

He never got to test that strategy.

A shame that I could never be an aggressor. I have an idea exactly what move I would make.

Oh do tell us more! If need be there is a dark alley behind the tavern where such things can be recreated!

FOR SCIENCE!!!!

Obviously I would have to get on my knees and give him a good time.

Aww to bad I was gonna be actor A and you would of been actor B... But now that you told us the whole scenario is pointless...

*Makes himself a whiskey*

So Whats new?

Some other time, perhaps.

Well, I'm just trying to enjoy the weekend. Can't say my life is very exciting...odd for a reigning Monarch. And what's new with you, lovely?

-comes back in, wearing my new uniform-

* Colberius X coalesces in the shadows, wearing the same weathered trench coat as always.  He eyes Chanku's new uniform and grumbles something about the Hyperian Guard not being able to afford new uniforms.

Bartender, give me something that'll make the world seem insignificant.

* Wintermoot sips on his lemon water, wondering why it took Chanku hours to put on his new uniform...and wondering why Colberius dresses like a homeless hobo. He suddenly exclaims out of nowhere...

What an odd world we live in!

-chuckles- Well I had to make the uniform...kinda then I had to put the right patches on, and things like that...

* Colberius X turns to look at Wintermoot, having noticed his curious glance.

This isn't the uniform in question, if that's what you're wondering.  The Inquisition can afford new threads quite easily, seeing as I'm the only member. (*sigh*) I like my coat and hat just fine.  It's the military that needs some attention.