Nigel: Hello boys and girls, are you ready for a smashing new round of Wintreath's Got Talent? I know I am. This message is brought to you by the upcoming and unedited
Transformers 3.Nigel: Now I understand that the contestants have reached a verdict, and they've chosen a player with the code name "Hugsim" to perform next.
The camera pans to the list with the name "Hugsim" circled.Nigel: But hang on...something is happening. One of the producers is picking up the list and reading the name to someone looking an awful lot like the executive producer of the show. It looks like he's unsatisfied, whispering something into the producer's ear. Hang on, it looks as if the producer is about to announce something.
Producer: Your attention please. I know that many of you have thought long and hard about this decision. But it has come to our attention that Frankie G is not satisfied with this answer. According to my boss, Frankie G has decided that this player named Hugsim will not be going on stage at this moment in time.
As the producer is talking, the executive producer continues to whisper in his ear.Producer: It seems that Frankie G. has decided that another contestant will be going on stage next, by the name of...
The executive producer whispers the name into his ear.Producer: Are you sure?
he's met with a nod.Producer: The name of the name of the next contestant is...
The camera cuts out and switches to a couple of commercials.commercial 1commercial 2commercial 3The show comes back on as the cameras are focused on the cheering audience. They then move to the stage, where the next contestant...a rather curious looking fellow, walks out on stage.Stewie: And you are...?
Unknown: Nathanial Aersoldorf.
The judges look confused as they look at their papers.Stewie: Wasn't it supposed to be some fellow named "Hugsim?"
Stewie and the other judges get an answer in their headsets as they sigh.Snape: Must they always change the script? I wasn't prepared for this.
Speak and Spell: Oh my god I KNOW. I had all my one liners ready, and now I have to make up new ones.
Stewie: What the hell, I didn't know you could talk in complete sentences!
Speak and Spell: My dear boy, I can speak fluently in complete sentences, paragraphs, and even multiple languages. I'm just paid to speak in the singular.
Snape: Awkward...anyways...
Snape's gaze turns towards NathanialSnape: Talent?
Aersoldorf: I can juggle knives--
Snape: How original for someone to try to...
Snape:..."Slice" things up.
Aersoldorf: as they themselves juggle little knives.
Snape bites his tongue as Stewie laughs.Stewie: I'd say he got you there. Go ahead.
Aersoldorf begins to juggle his knives as they themselves begin juggling tiny knives as well. Suddenly, the knives decide to stop juggling and land on the ground, holding their mini knives in their...hands, and attempt to rob the judges. Stewie leans over towards Snape, who leans towards Stewie as well.Stewie: Do something magic man.
Snape: I can't. It's not in the script.
Stewie: Just do it!
Snape: Oh fine.
Snape points his wand and shouts "Knificus Rubbercus!" as the knives turn to rubber imitations, and are swept away by the janitor. Aersoldorf lets out a nervous laugh as the judges raise an eyebrow (Speak and spell having a coded one). They look towards each other and wait for instructions on their headsets, responding with Xs moments later.Aersoldorf, the victim of a majority switch around by Frankie G, has been booted from the show. He was a
Saboteur.
It's time for commercial break everyone! Let's get those picks in for the commercial, and
we'll resume showtime on Sunday at 8:30PM PST.