Nigel: Hello boys and girls, and welcome to our very first official Rock/Paper/Scissors/Waterfall/Dynamite/Yoda/Vader/Claws/teeth competition between our two tied contestants: Aterus "Dynalite" Nox...
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And Jacob "The Candy Lane" Candy:
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Let's watch a smashing game shall we?
Ater and Candy put out their hands and do the count. Everyone watches as Ater wins the first round, countering Candy's Yoda with his Vader. The next round starts, and Candy wins, countering Ater's Waterfall with his Dynamite. It comes down to the last round, as the opponents do the count, and silence hits the room. The camera zooms to show Ater's hand making the paper sign, with Candy's holding the scissors sign.Nigel: And it looks like Candy has won this match!
Ater mumbles as he prepares and heads to the stage, as cameras shift over to him walking on.Stewie: And you are...?
Ater: Aterus Noxius, but my friends just call me Ater Nox.
Speak and Spell: THAT. IS. A. LAME. NAME.
Snape: indeed. What will you be performing?
Ater: I can turn water into wine.
Ater holds up his glass of water and snaps his finger. The glass explodes and wine spills everywhere, covering every person. The judges hit their Xs right away, as Ater takes his wine-covered self off stage.Nigel: Smashing! And next up, we have another special contestant!
The cameras switch back to the stage, magically cleaned by Snape. Stewie: Now THAT'S a talent worth remembering.
Another contestant, looking like a greek god, struts onto the stage.Snape: Name?
VarunHebli: Odyssius "VarunHebli" Orion.
Stewie: Talent?
VarunHebli: I can sing opera.
Speak and Spell: NO.
The judges hit their Xs, obviously tired of another singing talent. VarunHebli calls to the skies as he's whisked away by lightning bolt.Stewie: The hell was that?! Why couldn't that have been his talent!?
Aternox has been booted from the show, and VarunHebli has been booted due to inactivity. Both were
contestants.
It's commercial break folks! Special roles, please send me your choices for the commercial. We'll pick things up
tomorrow at 6PM PST.WARNING! These individuals are in danger of being booted if they do not vote during the next Showtime:
*Wintermoot
*Barry
*Colberius X