Post #24811
October 30, 2014, 09:58:38 PM
Day 0.5, Record of phonecall between Ardian minister of health and hysteric delivery boy who happened to pick up annoyingly ringing phone.
Delivery boy: Y-yes?
Ardian minister: This is the health minister of Ardio... why do you sound like a 14 year old boy? Is this the office of Kadonia's health office?
Delivery boy: Yes sir... madam... sir... I mean... yes this was, is, used to be...
Ardian minister: Who are you? Where is the minister?
Delivery boy: Soup, soup is here. Minister is not, no more, not alive, who's paying me? Are you making and order? I don't handle those, I just deliver soup, I don't handle those. Soup is good. You should...
*Delivery boy gets interrupted mid sentence by a loud bang, phone thumps into desk and gets soon picked up again*
Kadonian secretary: This the office of health minister, who am I speaking with?
Ardian minister: What's happening in there? Why are kids answering your phone? I'm the Ardian minister of health, I called to tell you that the disease has spread, it's here. Do you have a cure?
Kadonian secretary: There's no time for a cure. Listen, get a gun and leave while you still can. Head somewhere remote, that's what I'm doing. Stop for nobody.
*Phone gets hang up*
Day 0.5, Special breaking news
Kadonia's Observers and Logical Thinkers Association has released a statement claiming that even the symptomless carriers are contagions. Health officials have not released their official responce yet. Reports of outbreaks continue to come in from cities all around Kadonia, and now also from neighbouring nations.