This probably won't be all that successful, or something I commit my time to.
But some interesting, and very frustrating, things happen while out on the road delivering yummy Za's.
I will attempt to share with y'all some of the events that happen.
Names, locations, etc. will be changed because you know, law and stuff.
So, I delivered to my neighbor. They didn't tip me. I have decided should a fire ever occur at my complex towards their side I would not rush with a bucket of water, more so a can of gas. Don't be a dick, tip thy neighbor!
I have a personal loathing towards babysitters now. If a babysitter comes to the door, you can expect not to be tipped...even if you are delivering to a 200k house.
Last night i delivered to two really interesting people...One reminded me of Trevor from GTAV (included hispanic hooker in the motel room), and the other was sort of adorable...and a little lacking in modesty..
Trevor-
I arrive at a shitty motel, usually this ends up interesting, in the mid evening (7p-8p)
The guy opened the door and said maybe 3 or 4 words, err...grunts I guess would be more appropriate, and was dressed in a fashion that reminded me of Trevor from Grand Theft Auto. He appeared to be high on something, not entirely sure what (probably meth, fittingly). Anyway, I noticed there was a bed cover lying on the ground and briefly looked over to see half of a naked hispanic girl. I turned around and Trevor grunted something. I thought it was quite hilarious.
Adorable Guy-
So this guy was a little bit out of my usual fixation. But he was just cute, he was so flaming...it was hilarious. This guy came to the door in a neon green boxer brief, showing a half chub and some bawls, a tight black wife beater, a pink guitar pick necklace, and some square glasses. Of course I was really more or less concerned about his appearance getting him into trouble.
More to come...
I will try to remember better stories, but the deliveries where I get stiffed are the ones that stick out the most.
