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<Laurentus>: Anyway, what were you about to say about Occam's Razor, Hannah?
<Evelynx>: we decided that osama bin laden was, under the simplest possible explanation of the available evidence
<Evelynx>: being kept prisoner in order to make an abraham lincoln, hitler, osama bin laden hybrid
<Laurentus>: Oh god. I suspected as much.

IRC: Werewolf Edition:

<Evelynx>: quick everyone, bandwagon on lumenland
<Nox>: Lunenland strikes me as really innocent
<Barnes>: *too* innocent...
<Evelynx>: far too innocent
<Evelynx>: probably she's the windigo
<Evelynx>: wendigo
<Barnes>: who's to say you're not?
<Nox>: She's a beautiful cinnamon roll, too pure
<Barnes>: you're the one trying to bandwagon against her
<Barnes>: @Evelynx
<Evelynx>: ohhh shittt
<Evelynx>: the glove has been tossed
Evelynx messily devours Barnes
Barnes was secretly infected with rabies the whole time
Chanku guards Lumenland
Evelynx is technically a repltile
Evelynx and therefore immune to rabies

<Crushita>: Ello
<Crushita>: You there.
<Crushita>: Yes, you.
<Crushita>: Get me a shrubbery!
<Evelynx>: Make your case.
<Evelynx>: MAKE YOUR CASE
<Evelynx>: or I'll eat you too
<Evelynx>: just like i ate barnes
<Crushita>: I don't have the time for werewolf xD
<Crushita>: Its hard to make a case when I can't follow the thread for the life of me xD
Evelynx provides Crushita with 2 shrubberies
Crushita accepts shrubberies
<Evelynx>: with a little path going down the middle
<Nox>: Which topic?
<Nox>: Werewolf?
<Evelynx>: yeah there are lots of posts in werewolf
<Evelynx>: i made a script to count votes for me.. >.>
<Crushita>: I might not even vote because I can't follow and just commit suicide xD
<Evelynx>: really?
<Crushita>: Its toooo muuuuuch
<Crushita>: Tooooo muuuuuuuch
<Evelynx>: I suppose we should choose a new target then
<Crushita>: I'm still considering it obviously, its not a choice to take lightly
<Evelynx>: waaiitt
<Crushita>: But its too hard to follow this flipping thread xD
<Crushita>: I don't have the time xD
<Evelynx>: well
<Crushita>: Seriously though, I was not expecting SO MANEH POSTS
<Evelynx>: well well welll
<Crushita>: I can't make an informed choice
<Evelynx>: yeah it's my fault
<Evelynx>: i post so much
<Evelynx>: =(
<Crushita>: And it annoys the potato out of me.
<Evelynx>: the psychos haven't killed anyone
<Crushita>: Because I don't want to play if I don't know what I'm doing xD
<Evelynx>: so it's been hard
<Crushita>: I'm confused enough as it is xD
<Chanku>: ...D-Pants
<Crushita>: Its my first game and I'm just like "What are you doing, what are you saying, how did you come to this? Why does everyone hate me, staph eeeet"
<Crushita>: I'm sitting here trying to survive and I swear everyone is trying their hardest to kill me xD
<Evelynx>: yep
<Evelynx>: you're going down bitch
<Evelynx>: =)
<Crushita>: Yaaaaay.
<Evelynx>: sigh
<Crushita>: Deaaath. Sweeeeet deaaath.
<Evelynx>: but if i'm honest in my gut
<Evelynx>: i don't think you're a psychopath.. -_-
<Crushita>: I no longer have to follow the mess of that thread xD
<Evelynx>: i think we're just going to kill another friend
<Evelynx>: like always
<Crushita>: Tis how this game works it seems xD
<Crushita>: Only psychopath thats gone down was killed by the Wendigo xD
<Evelynx>: yeah that wendigo
<Crushita>: We do more harm then good to ourselves xD
<Barnes>: evelynx, you realize everyone is on watching you
<Evelynx>: highly effective psychopath killer
<Evelynx>: i don't care
<Evelynx>: yeesh
<Evelynx>: everyone dies, it's werewolf.
<Crushita>: I have no doubts that this little log will be posted to the thread xD
<Crushita>: Indeed. Why wait
<Evelynx>: =p
<Evelynx>: i mean, i don't think anyone wants to see me gone though
<Barnes>: the question is why you would have an incentive to die
<Evelynx>: to the psyuchos i'm inept and guiding votes to the wrong people
<Barnes>: because of the goal of the game is to outnumber the friends if you're the psychos
<Crushita>: Because I don't want to waste my time trying to follow this thread
<Barnes>: and to eliminate the psychos/wendigo if you're the friend
<Evelynx>: to the friends i'm .. i dunno, annoying =p
<Evelynx>: i want to get rid of the psychos
<Evelynx>: and if i use my reasoning faculties, crushita seems the best bet
<Crushita>: I feel drained trying to keep up with it.
<Evelynx>: if i use my heart
<Evelynx>: he doesn't.
<Crushita>: I might go the pseudo-abstain route if I feel I can keep up with the game.
<Crushita>: I mean, it IS the weekend.
<Crushita>: Perhaps I'll wait a few days before taking the easy way out
<Evelynx>: i don't want to die, but I really don't think I'm going to get voted off this round, and there's nothing i can do about it fi the psychos want ot kill me..
<Crushita>: Or maybe you'll just lynch me xD
<Crushita>: If I survive then I'm the luckiest bugger alive XD
<Evelynx>: there's just nothing to go on.
<Crushita>: GOSH DANG YOU STRAAANGERRRR

Nobody was in IRC, so....

Pengu declares himself Emperor of IRC.
Pengu writes a royal Decree stating his regency of IRC.
<Pengu>: All in favor of Pengu becoming the new Emperor of IRC?
Pengu looks around as he raises his hand, to see nobody else.
<Pengu>: All opposed?
Pengu there is nobody to raise a hand in opposition.
<Pengu>: Motion passes formally.  Pengu is now the Emperor of IRC.
<Pengu>: Let it be known that anybody opposing this motion from this moment forward will be fed to the Octopenguin.
Pengu begins writing the scriptures and teaching others to accept Pengu as their lord and savior.
Pengu starts walking door to door and asking if they've heard the good word.
Pengu stays up days and nights improving the IRC.
Pengu begins failing at his tasks due to lack of sleep and suffering bouts of insanity.
Pengu is burned at the stake as a heretic after a photo of him sleeping with various officials is found.
Pengu is quickly forgotten as the IRC citizens find themselves worshiping someone else.
<Pengu>: .rez Pengu
Zaphyr reanimates Pengu with the Force
<Pengu>: Next time I'll do better.

What happened afterwards that ended his rule:

00:57:51 <+Pengu> Next time I'll do better.
01:10:30 <+GovindianNightOperations> .kill Pengu
01:10:30 <+Zaphyr> It's time you learnt a lesson.
01:10:30 — +Zaphyr destroys Pengu with a homemade bomb
01:52:33 ⇐ +Pengu quit

Hope you enjoyed that end to your rule @Pengu   Next time you'll think twice, "Emperor"

Nah, I'll do it again someday most likely.  And like last time, I'm sure I'll have my rise and fall before you even come into the room. 

Nah, I'll do it again someday most likely.  And like last time, I'm sure I'll have my rise and fall before you even come into the room. [emoji14]

I was already in the room[emoji14]

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 via Tapatalk

Yes, but as that quote showed, you didn't even end my reign.  It was over way before you even replied. 

In other news:

Evelynx gently kisses pengu's forehead, covering his face in brain blood, then dies
Pengu licks up the blood.
<Pengu>: tastes like strawberries.
<Pengu>:
<HannahB>:
Pengu uses some of it as a jam.
<HannahB>: Strawberry blood is my favourite!
<Pengu>: Well she has plenty left.
Evelynx lays in an extremely tasty heap
HannahB starts scooping it up into Tupperware
<Evelynx>: i feel so used
<Pengu>: I killed this peasant earlier, and his blood tastes like cherries.
<Pengu>: If you want some of that too.
HannahB pulls out some jam jars and grins knowingly
<Pengu>: XD
<Pengu>: I bet YOUR blood tastes delicious.
Pengu pulls out a knife and cuts Hannah's finger, tasting the blood that comes out.
<Pengu>:
<Pengu>: Fruit punch!
Pengu insists that Hannah tastes it.
HannahB puts her hand in her mouth
<HannahB>: tastes like cheese to me
<HannahB>: and not good cheese D:
Crushita bleeds potatoes
<Pengu>: Huh, it tastes like fruit punch to me. 
<HannahB>:
<Pengu>: Well...
HannahB tastes some of the other bloods
<Pengu>: with a hint of limburger maybe.
<Pengu>: I wonder what Wintermoot's blood tastes like. 
<Crushita>: I think we all know the answer
<HannahB>: dick
<Crushita>: ^
<Pengu>: Lol dick tasting blood.

Just another day at Wintermoot's.

LordBelmont sneaks into Wintermoot's house and starts watching TV
<Pengu>: Oh darn.
<Pengu>: I already passed 666 likes.
<Pengu>:
Wintermoot locks the doors
<Pengu>: Oh shi--, abort Belmont, before it's too late!
<LordBelmont>: ABORT ABORT ABORT
<Pengu>: "Command not found."
LordBelmont jumps out the window
Pengu the Window turns out to be a portal taking you right back into the house.
<LordBelmont>: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<LordBelmont>: I NEED AN ADULT
<LordBelmont>: HALP
Pengu watches on Youtube
Wintermoot releases the Viagra(TM) gas O_O
<Pengu>: I'm shocked you didn't just spike his drink. 
LordBelmont is a vampire
<LordBelmont>: i dont have to breath
<LordBelmont>: haha
<Wintermoot>: Sure...it totally won't seep into your skin or anything
<Wintermoot>: And Pengu, that would have been too overdone
<Pengu>: heh
<LordBelmont>: it wont...i hope
Wintermoot stares
<Pengu>: No, him using chloroform would have been overdone.
LordBelmont runs away
<Pengu>:
Wintermoot sits and waits
<LordBelmont>: command: exit
<Pengu>: "Command not found.  Did you mean to say Command: Excrete?"
<LordBelmont>: no
<LordBelmont>: Command: Unlock doors
<Pengu>: "We're sorry, you must be the Administrator (Wintermoot) to execute that command."
<LordBelmont>: i am wintermoot
<Wintermoot>: He wishes ^.-
<Pengu>: "Detecting voice patterns...you are detected as LordBelmont, nicknamed "Moot's bitch"
<Pengu>:
<LordBelmont>: Login:Wintermoot Password:Moobs
<Pengu>: "Incorrect username or password."
<LordBelmont>: goddamit this security is too tight for a house
<Pengu>: "You have no idea, sweetie.  "
<Wintermoot>: Not the only thing that's too tight xD
<LordBelmont>: i walked into that one
<Pengu>: Yes, yes you did.
<LordBelmont>: Ctrl+Alt+Del
<Pengu>: "Command not found.  This isn't a Windows system, you know."
<LordBelmont>: fuck
<Chanku|Mobile>: Hey LordBelmont am I still online?
<LordBelmont>: i think so but its all black
<Chanku|Mobile>: Is anyone here watching my stream?
Wintermoot is starting to wonder if he should be offended
<Pengu>: lol Wintermoot
<LordBelmont>: Run: Magic_Door_Unlock.exe
<Pengu>: "Command not found.  May I suggest just letting it happen?"
<LordBelmont>: im scared
<Pengu>: "You'll survive...probably."
<LordBelmont>: wait a minute...
Aubrey knocks on the door
<Pengu>: "You've reached the home of WIntermoot.  He's currently in the middle of sexy times.  Please come back later."
<LordBelmont>: HELP!!!!
<Pengu>: "Voice-proof filters are now in effect."
<LordBelmont>: i got the help out though hah
<LordBelmont>: i said it before
Aubrey knocks again "Girlscout cookies"
<Pengu>: "Your help was altered to say "Kelp"
Pengu the door hands Aubrey some money.
<Pengu>: "Please leave the cookies in the designated spot, and thank you for your cookies.  Have a nice day.
<Pengu>: "*
<LordBelmont>: goddamit how can a door give money

Pengu is the best door...house...thing.

[18:57] <+tatte> oh lol, my chair is breaking down
[18:57] <+tatte> arm rest just came loose and the screw has no treads whatsoever
[18:59] <@Wintermoot> Don't worry, you can sit on me. =]
[19:00] <@Hugsim> 
[19:01] * @HannahB sits in Wintermoot's lap
[19:01] <+tatte> :c
[19:02] * @Wintermoot holds Hannah tight to keep her from falling
[19:02] * +tatte pushes Hannah over and takes his place in Moot
[19:02] <+tatte> *s lap
[19:02] * @Wintermoot holds tatte now! xD
[19:02] <@Hugsim> "in Moot"
[19:02] <@Hugsim> I got you
[19:02] * @Wintermoot chuckles
[19:02] <@Wintermoot> I'm not opposed to that either
[19:02] <@HannahB> XD
[19:02] <@Hugsim>.quoteadd tatte pushes Hannah over and takes his place in Moot
[19:02] <+tatte> I somewhat fixed my chair, it's not perfect but I can rest my arm again o.o
[19:03] <@Hugsim> .addquote * tatte pushes Hannah over and takes his place in Moot
[19:03] <+Zaphyr> Hugsim: Quote added.
[19:05] <@HannahB> XD
[19:05] <@Wintermoot> 
[19:06] <+tatte> Hugsim is jealous
[19:06] <@Hugsim> 
[19:07] <@HannahB> Lol
[19:07] <@Wintermoot> That's right, be proud of your place in me lol

[08:11] <@Laurentus> *Facepalm*

[08:11] <@Laurentus> *Facepalm*

Pretty sure that quote is applicable in any situation in IRC. Infact, it is inevitable.

http://pastebin.com/npuB3kNE


Random nonsense

This was from Discord a few days back, but still...

[1:44 PM] Wintermoot: Hydra's playing HuniePop xD
[1:44 PM] ErnieTheMighty: o
[1:44 PM] Wintermoot: Wonder if he's playing it for the challenging bejeweled games?
[1:45 PM] Wintermoot: Or if he's being a pervert and making all the girls orgasm?
[1:54 PM] HannahB: @xXTheHydraXx
[1:55 PM] Wintermoot: Now he's going to know we're talking about him
[2:09 PM] HannahB:
[2:18 PM] Wintermoot: