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*shakes his head*  He shouldn't have done that.

*Notes that Gerrick went out the door marked "Wintermoot's Private Quarters"*

* Wintermoot notes that the door to "Wintermoot's Private Quarters" automatically locks

* Wintermoot notes that the door to "Wintermoot's Private Quarters" automatically locks

And the windows automatically seal in the presence of another person in his private quarters.

This reminds me of the time we locked Lord Belmont in Govindia's house.

Of course, my private quarters are much more pleasurable than that!

This reminds me of the time we locked Lord Belmont in Govindia's house.

wait what

wait what

It was an IRC thing. You just had to be there, man.

A muffled voice comes from behind the door, "Oh, yeah I'll take this over whatever's in Gov's place. It's actually quite comfy in here."

This reminds me of the time we locked Lord Belmont in Govindia's house.

Of course, my private quarters are much more pleasurable than that!

Didn't we only lock him there because he kept trying to escape your place?

This reminds me of the time we locked Lord Belmont in Govindia's house.

wait what

Spoiler

Just another day at Wintermoot's.

LordBelmont sneaks into Wintermoot's house and starts watching TV
<Pengu>: Oh darn.
<Pengu>: I already passed 666 likes.
<Pengu>:
Wintermoot locks the doors
<Pengu>: Oh shi--, abort Belmont, before it's too late!
<LordBelmont>: ABORT ABORT ABORT
<Pengu>: "Command not found."
LordBelmont jumps out the window
Pengu the Window turns out to be a portal taking you right back into the house.
<LordBelmont>: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<LordBelmont>: I NEED AN ADULT
<LordBelmont>: HALP
Pengu watches on Youtube
Wintermoot releases the Viagra(TM) gas O_O
<Pengu>: I'm shocked you didn't just spike his drink. 
LordBelmont is a vampire
<LordBelmont>: i dont have to breath
<LordBelmont>: haha
<Wintermoot>: Sure...it totally won't seep into your skin or anything
<Wintermoot>: And Pengu, that would have been too overdone
<Pengu>: heh
<LordBelmont>: it wont...i hope
Wintermoot stares
<Pengu>: No, him using chloroform would have been overdone.
LordBelmont runs away
<Pengu>:
Wintermoot sits and waits
<LordBelmont>: command: exit
<Pengu>: "Command not found.  Did you mean to say Command: Excrete?"
<LordBelmont>: no
<LordBelmont>: Command: Unlock doors
<Pengu>: "We're sorry, you must be the Administrator (Wintermoot) to execute that command."
<LordBelmont>: i am wintermoot
<Wintermoot>: He wishes ^.-
<Pengu>: "Detecting voice patterns...you are detected as LordBelmont, nicknamed "Moot's bitch"
<Pengu>:
<LordBelmont>: Login:Wintermoot Password:Moobs
<Pengu>: "Incorrect username or password."
<LordBelmont>: goddamit this security is too tight for a house
<Pengu>: "You have no idea, sweetie.  "
<Wintermoot>: Not the only thing that's too tight xD
<LordBelmont>: i walked into that one
<Pengu>: Yes, yes you did.
<LordBelmont>: Ctrl+Alt+Del
<Pengu>: "Command not found.  This isn't a Windows system, you know."
<LordBelmont>: fuck
<Chanku|Mobile>: Hey LordBelmont am I still online?
<LordBelmont>: i think so but its all black
<Chanku|Mobile>: Is anyone here watching my stream?
Wintermoot is starting to wonder if he should be offended
<Pengu>: lol Wintermoot
<LordBelmont>: Run: Magic_Door_Unlock.exe
<Pengu>: "Command not found.  May I suggest just letting it happen?"
<LordBelmont>: im scared
<Pengu>: "You'll survive...probably."
<LordBelmont>: wait a minute...
Aubrey knocks on the door
<Pengu>: "You've reached the home of WIntermoot.  He's currently in the middle of sexy times.  Please come back later."
<LordBelmont>: HELP!!!!
<Pengu>: "Voice-proof filters are now in effect."
<LordBelmont>: i got the help out though hah
<LordBelmont>: i said it before
Aubrey knocks again "Girlscout cookies"
<Pengu>: "Your help was altered to say "Kelp"
Pengu the door hands Aubrey some money.
<Pengu>: "Please leave the cookies in the designated spot, and thank you for your cookies.  Have a nice day.
<Pengu>: "*
<LordBelmont>: goddamit how can a door give money