Post #88495
December 08, 2016, 12:53:51 AM
The people have spoken! As the new Jarl of Culture, I do declare... myself as Wintreath's Finest for November 2016!
Thank you, thank you. I have to say that I really think I deserved it. Just from the fact that I am that awesome. Really, there was no surprise. In fact, I would have been surprised if I hadn't won. No disrespect to my competitors -- as I had indeed nominated them myself -- but there just is no competition when you're up against me. I kind of set you up for failure, pitting you against me. Really it could have been anyone else in your shoes, and I still would have won. So sorry about all that. Now to those I wish to thank... Well, first of all, I'd like to thank myself. Really, without me, I wouldn't have won. Good going, me. Go ahead and give myself a pat on the back for that. Yeah, that really does make me feel even better. Who else would I like to thank? Hmm, I could... No, he really was no help at all. Or... No, that just wouldn't be right. Then again... No, they had to vote for me. Well... It seems I have only me to thank. Makes sense if you think about it, really. I made myself the finest in Wintreath last month. I'd like to be the first to formally congratulate myself: congrats, me, you handsome devil you. Now everyone else congratulate me.