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I'm sure you've all heard em, those pick up lines that make you cringe.

For example: Homosexuality is a disease.... and I've caught it for you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

I am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

You must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

I'm lucky, n and o are already together.

I've actually said this one to a Subway girl on a dare : "wow, you're good at handling footlongs...wanna try to handle mine?"

I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

Can I construct embassies with you, you can receive my diplomat

Is there a phone in your bra? Your tits are calling me.

Can I construct embassies with you, you can receive my diplomat

Hello ambassador, may I please see your credentials in my office?



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I had this one used on me tonight.

"Hey baby, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber."

Like dude, just because we're drinking in a barn, doesn't mean farming/vegetation puns are a good idea hahah.

Firmly falls into the pick-up line category due to the accompanying tone of voice and a rather enjoyable invasion of personal space.

"Hey baby, nice ink {tattoos}! Maybe you can suggest some places for me to get done."

I mean, just... what?

O_O

Say are you Carbon?  Because I'd like to Date you

Did it...hurt?  When you fell from heaven?