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Karenina
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  • Diet on water,
    On crumbs of shadow,
    Bland-mannered, asking
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    Red Mones
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  • A man goes on a date with a hot chinese chick and crashes at her house, when her dad, Ling Bao, says: "You can stay here for the night. Just one condition: don't fuck my virgin daughter or I will give you the 3 worst forms of chinese torture".
    The man agrees, but he ends up fucking her anyway.
    he wakes up to a large rock on his chest with a post it note on it saying "chinese torture 1: large rock on chest."
    The man laughs and throws the rock out the window, when he hears a rope slipping and sees a sign at the other end of the room saying "chinese torture 2: left testicle tied to rock"
    The man sees the rope is about to become taut, and decides a few broken bones is better than castration. So he jumps out the window.
    As he's falling, he sees a sign on the ground:
    "chinese torture 3: right testicle tied to bedpost"
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    Red Mones
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    Imaginative Kane
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    Peace through Power!!!
    One Vision, One Purpose!!!!!!!!!
    Oldies are goodies.
    Travel the world
    Orca.
    Meow

    Let us not repeat the mistakes of history.

    Now tell me.  What do you see?
    Imaginative Kane
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    • Young pessimistic technologically challenged somewhat ignorant animal and especially cat loving idiot.
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    Red Mones
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  • "A user interface is like a joke - If you have to explain it, it’s not that good."
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    BraveSirRobin
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  • Sir Robin of Camelot

    "Whilst the men of Caenia were scattered far and wide, pillaging and destroying, Romulus came upon them with an army, and after a brief encounter taught them that anger is futile without strength."  -Titus Livius, Ab Urbe Condita

    (Ravenclaw is the best!)

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    BraveSirRobin
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    Marzipan
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    taulover
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  • Résumé
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    Marzipan
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  • Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma
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    BraveSirRobin
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  • My Dear Jean-Luc!
  • Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
    Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
    Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
    You see, when she wants one and calls out, “Yoo-Hoo!
    Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get one.
    All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
    This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
    As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
    And often she wishes that, when they were born,
    She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
    And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
    And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
    And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
    And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
    Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
    Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
    And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
    One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
    And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
    And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
    And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
    And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
    And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate …
    But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.
    Sir Robin of Camelot

    "Whilst the men of Caenia were scattered far and wide, pillaging and destroying, Romulus came upon them with an army, and after a brief encounter taught them that anger is futile without strength."  -Titus Livius, Ab Urbe Condita

    (Ravenclaw is the best!)

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    taulover
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  • Leck mich im Arsch
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    Marzipan
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  • Je t’aime
    Te amo
    Ich liebe Dich
    我爱你. 愛
    してる
    사랑해
    ٲنَا بحِبَّك 
    मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हुँ
    Σ΄αγαπώ
    Ti amo
    Я тебя люблю
    אני אוהב אותך
    Nemehotatse
    Mahal kita
    ᓇᒡᓕᒋᕙᒋᑦ
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    Imaginative Kane
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  • Well we are back to progressing with the progression of progressing progressions while progressing progressions of progress during progressions! :D
    A stunning interpretation of my unmentionables if there ever was one! ;)
    Such clarity, such art! Pengu, you've got to be my concubine!! :P

    Well I...I don't know about such an offer.  :-[
    XD. Not that, but perhaps a muse... :P

    Can I hop on this quote train?
    Yes, and perhaps we can succeed in making this a 200-page quote train.
    Peace through Power!!!
    One Vision, One Purpose!!!!!!!!!
    Oldies are goodies.
    Travel the world
    Orca.
    Meow

    Let us not repeat the mistakes of history.

    Now tell me.  What do you see?
    Imaginative Kane
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    German
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  • I exist, I think.
  • Well we are back to progressing with the progression of progressing progressions while progressing progressions of progress during progressions! :D
    A stunning interpretation of my unmentionables if there ever was one! ;)
    Such clarity, such art! Pengu, you've got to be my concubine!! :P

    Well I...I don't know about such an offer.  :-[
    XD. Not that, but perhaps a muse... :P

    Can I hop on this quote train?
    Yes, and perhaps we can succeed in making this a 200-page quote train.

    Hey! That's MY job!
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    German
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    Dani
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  • of the Warring Blood Clan Bastet
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    BraveSirRobin
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  • My Dear Jean-Luc!
  • Sir Robin of Camelot

    "Whilst the men of Caenia were scattered far and wide, pillaging and destroying, Romulus came upon them with an army, and after a brief encounter taught them that anger is futile without strength."  -Titus Livius, Ab Urbe Condita

    (Ravenclaw is the best!)

    Résumé/A History of Robin on NationStates
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