Post #168854
June 27, 2022, 05:22:00 PM
The war crime trials have concluded, we apologize to
Trashkanistan73 and Sanastan for the civilian casualties.
War Crime Trials Conclude!
Two Bomber Pilots On The Stand!
Out of the 350 bomber pilots in Sanastan, only 26 were found not guilty. The rest were charged with murder of civilians and unprecedented aggression towards another nation. They will be sent to Azure Bay where they will repay their debt to society, we will send reparations* to North Sanastan to pay for all damages.
Scientists Redefine Definition of Sleep and Nap!
A Northern Greenlandic Testing This Theory.
Due to widespread unrest and debates among The Greenlandic North including a tragedy at Ced Truz elementary, 100 riots, the economy crashing for a day, and 4 found dead in a bar fight revolving around the debate, Northern Greenlandic Scientists have rewrote the definition of sleep and nap. Sleeping is the act falling asleep in a bed/cot/tent and Napping is the act of falling asleep on a couch, in a sleeping bag, and anywhere else not listed in the sleeping definition. While this made many people angry at first, The Greenlandic North has come to accept these facts and go on with life. Although there is one exception. If someone is napping on a hard floor for over 12 hours they will be taking a Dirt Nap*.
Footnotes- 1 Billion Ducats will be sent to Sanastan
- Dirt Nap is the action of sleeping on wood/concrete/sand/dirt/wet cement/mud/plastic for 12+ hours or slang for burying someone.
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