Post #164917
February 14, 2022, 03:44:05 AM
The tentacles came out in full force from the sky breach, as the scene was immediately censored by the media despite it not being anything inappropriate. However, this didn’t stop concerned parents from calling in and complaining about how filth like that was ruining their childrens’ minds before switching the channel so their kids could watch more family friendly violence.
Up next was the new Guardians of the Galaxy, which started when Joker Racoon grabbed his guns and began shooting at a giant tentacle monster alien as he laughed maniacally. Meanwhile, the tiny Pinhead Groot danced along to some retro song from the 80s as he usually did while Galadriel Gamorah attempted to get his help as he simply just waved to her like an innocent child.
As Max Barrison the Destroyer burst out of the giant monster covered in yellow blood, the complaining parents changed the channel again, this time to the dramatic take on the Hulk starring Renly Banana. Angry at being smacked around by the jealous scheming lover played by Josh Washington, Renly’s Hulk tossed him out of the house and into the air as parents immediately changed the channel to something else.
Confused as to what was happening, players continued to watch the events unravel as they wondered if anything was ever going to be coherent again. As if to respond to this thought, the universe continued to unravel more as even the worlds themselves began to fracture, breaking apart as the shifting between scenes seemed to stop…but now the characters were stuck on this floating island of colliding references, now semi aware of who they were before the universe began imploding and unraveling…kinda similar to how the folks in Wandavision had brief moments of clarity in the chaos. And yes, just like those folks, the folks in this in those moments of clarity were begging Michi to stop and to let them go.
Only they wouldn’t get that luxury, and would be forced to endure even more moments of torture as properties such as Spongebob would continue flipping their lives around…complete with Laurentus as Plankton since now even the former and current players were being tossed into the cooking pot of flavor beyond the fourth wall jokes.
Gerrick was killed - twice. First a titan came along and squashed him flat, then some crazy man in a suit of armor came around and stabbed him repeatedly. He was Jigsaw.
Dobly also died. They appear to have withered away. They were Levi Ackerman.
Wintermoot was discovered burned to death. He was Admiral Anderson.
Someone decided the game couldn't end here, but it will in fact end this day phase, one way or another. So get to murdering.
