“There it is my friends, Camelot!” King Arthur called out as the scene shifted to the youtube video that Michi had provided earlier in the night with the dancing girls, slot machines, and Sara Ramirez belting it out with her solo parts. Confused, King Arthur broke the fourth wall to look at the host, not remembering the scene being like that in his movie. Michi quickly reminded him about the even better Broadway musical where his character was played by Tim Curry, which Arthur nodded in appreciation and allowed the scene to play out.
As they made their way through the kingdom, they passed a hill where a lion and his cub were sitting. “Look, Simba. Everything you see that the light touches is our Kingdom. One day lad, this will all be yours” The large lion explained, as the confused and possibly out of it cub turned towards him. “What, the curtains?” The cub asked, as Mufasa seemed confused by this before noticing that the tree they were staring at had curtains on them. “No, not the curtains. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land.” Mufasa responded with a tinge of annoyance in his voice. “But mother–” Simba started as Mufasa interrupted with “Father.” with his annoyance slowly growing. “But father, I don’t want any of that. I just want to…” Simba started to say as out of nowhere music began to build up. “No! No no, we’re not having that. Come Simba, I’ll teach you how to hunt.” Mufasa stated as he quickly left with Simba following lazily behind.
As the group walked, the light began to shift around them as heavenly music started to play. The group looked up to see the heavenly face of GlaDOS looking down at them. “Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time…how have you been?” GlaDOS asked as Wheatley appeared from out of nowhere and took over, switching GlaDOS over to a potato, much to her chagrin. The heavenly music shifted to more sinister music as the sky turned to an eerie crimson color as Wheatly summoned the Knights who say Ni, the evil rabbit, and the French guards who were also guarding the grail to surround the group with bad puns and literal violence as the rabbit tore apart Calander Man in one hop.
“Run away, run away!” The group called out before Chell used her portal gun and sent the bad references and evil rabbit to the Moon, along with Wheatley. Knocking the now unoccupied robotic husk away, the sky shifted back as the figure of a crudely drawn God appeared in the sky. “Cor, this is what I get for trying to take a nap, all of these interruptions!” He shouted as he looked down at the crowd. “Oh…you’re still here? Go on a quest or something before I smite the lot of you with my foot!” He yelled out as the heavenly music went away, the sky returning to normal.
Moondrop has been killed. They were
Temir Ikakov, a mere child. How could such a tragedy be allowed to happen?
Red Mones has also been found dead. He was
North Pole. He seems to have withered away...
After shuffling off into the distance, the clanking noise suddenly resumes. A childlike scream can be heard before being replaced by whimpering and whispers of "Not again... please, not again..."
There is sounds of bones breaking and a grown man taunting the child "Hold still!
I don’t mind doing it, but I leave a very telling bit of evidence if I do"
As the sounds of the scuffle fade and some very heavy thumps are heard, neighbours awaken to find the body of Temir surrounded by the limbs of a grown man, apparently having been wearing chainmail. The scene seems all too familiar, and there is talk about lizardfolk hiding among group of misfits.
