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Players: Wintermoot, @North, @Doc
Winner: North in 16 rounds.
Score: North 7, Wintermoot 6, Doc 4

Winning answers and conversation that I thought stood out, check out the entire game on Discord in the #zaphyr channel!

1) Werewolf XLVIII: "Actually getting shot, for real". (Wintermoot)

2) The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in "Wintermoot's sex dungeon". (North)

3) Make a haiku. "Soup that is too hot", "Dying of dysentery", "The Devil himself". (Wintermoot)

[10:00 PM] Silly North: That was actually a haiku, first one I've seen :]

18) Make a haiku. "Vietnam flashbacks" , "A windmill full of corpses", "Alcoholism". (Wintermoot)

[10:10 PM] Doggu: Lol Moot
[10:10 PM] Silly North: I swear, every time.
[10:10 PM] Doggu: That was morbidly brilliant
[10:10 PM] Mathyland: hahaha
[10:10 PM] Doggu: and it was an actual Haiku
[10:10 PM] Mathyland: that was perfect

[10:00 PM] Doc: so was mine
[10:00 PM] Silly North: The first one was not 5 syllables.
[10:01 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Not five syllables. DETAIN
[10:01 PM] Doc: oh you say 'o-pi-um', i say 'ope-yum'
[10:01 PM] Doc: fair enough
[10:01 PM] Silly North: Someone's playing Papers, Please
[10:02 PM] Silly North: Opium? More like Ope-yum, amirite?

4) To foster familial relations everyone in House Valeria decided to "Not having sex". It ended poorly. (Wintermoot)

5) "The Singapore Mafia" will never be the same after "Discharging a firearm in a residential area". (Doc)

6) In the distant future, historians will agree that "Hurricane Katrina" marked the beginning of America's decline. (Doc)

7) In the beginning, there was "Old-people smell". And the Lord said, "Let there be "Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king"." (North)

[10:04 PM] Doc: i found neither funny in their stated order, but the winner was funnier when i reversed them so i went with that
[10:04 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Bad sense of humour. DETAIN.
[10:05 PM] Silly North: I was just throwing cards.
[10:05 PM] Silly North: That's twice you've detained Doc, what is he, Jorji?
[10:06 PM] Doc: he's just worried about how successful my last coup attempt was

8) The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to "Dick Cheney". (Wintermoot)

9) Of course, we all really know that [violet] is "Violating the First Law of Robotics". (Doc)

10) During high school, I never really fit in until I found "Sexy pillow fights" club. (North)

11) What will always get you laid? "Incest". (Doc)

12) I can't believe Netflix is using "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world" to promote House of Cards. (Wintermoot)

13) Only two things in life are certain: death and "Self-loathing". (North)

14) My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found "Man meat".com/"Jewish fraternities". (Wintermoot)

15) I went from "Screaming like a maniac" to "Three months in the hole", all thanks to "Auschwitz". (North)

[10:13 PM] Silly North: Mine was pretty dark, I must say

16) He who controls "Pictures of boobs" controls the world. (North)

We have a winner!! @Silly North has won with 7 awesome points! Game is now over.