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Players: Wintermoot, @North, @Elbbsas, @Doc (after round 3)
Winner: North in 15 rounds.
Score: North 7, Wintermoot 4, Elbbsas 2, Doc 2
Winning answers and conversation that I thought stood out, check out the entire game on Discord in the #zaphyr channel!

1) Adventure. Romance. "Serfdom". From Paramount Pictures, ""A pile of squirming bodies"." (Elbbsas)

2) Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with "The terrorists" and would like your advice. (North)

[9:24 PM] Silly North: Moot?
[9:24 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: Welp, RIP.
[9:24 PM] Wintermoot 👑: lol, nah
[9:24 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: I'm taking the z-day channel as-- oh shoot he lives

3) What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? "Dying of dysentery".

[9:26 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9vUuBx7J1E
[9:27 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: The Trail To Oregon is a treasure and everyone should watch it.

4) My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found "Ass to mouth".com/"A tiny horse". (Wintermoot)

5) When all else fails, I can always masturbate to "Harry Potter erotica". (Wintermoot)

6) What's there a ton of in heaven? "Yeast". (North)

[9:30 PM] Silly North: Damn, didn't work
[9:30 PM] Doc: yeast!?
[9:30 PM] Silly North: How did that win?
[9:30 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: Mm, tasty.
[9:30 PM] Silly North: I was just tossing that one
[9:31 PM] Wintermoot 👑: I thought it was the funniest
[9:31 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: And that's the best criteria!
[9:31 PM] Doc: more fool i, i've been picking cards on the basis of 'most appropriate'
[9:31 PM] Silly North: Haha, fair enough

7) If I could describe NationStates, I'd call it "A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid". (North)

[9:31 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: Boxes.
[9:31 PM] Silly North: Yay, the box one wins again
[9:31 PM] Doc: an egg is not a box
[9:32 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: Lies.
[9:32 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: This is boxism.
[9:32 PM] Silly North: Doc is a filthy eggist?
[9:32 PM] Silly North: HERESY
[9:32 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: BLASPHEMY.

8) During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of "Suicidal thoughts". (Wintermoot)

[9:33 PM] Doc: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS WAS VAN GOGH NOT DALI, GOD
[9:34 PM] Silly North: Everyone's an art critic.
[9:34 PM] Doc: art history really but sure
[9:34 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: If only they were art constructive critics.
[9:34 PM] Silly North: Everyone's an art historian.

9) I've figured it out! The twist for Werewolf Twenty is "Gladiatorial combat". (Wintermoot)

10) In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from "Dick Cheney". (North)

11) You know, for next year's Z-Day, we should finally utilize "The Tempur-Pedic (R) Swedish Sleep System (TM)". (Doc)

12) Aw babe, your burbs smell like "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere". (Doc)

[9:38 PM] Silly North: Who's Stephen Harper?
[9:38 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: A harpist, clearly.
[9:38 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Clearly!
[9:38 PM] Doc: he was PM of Canada for a good bit
[9:38 PM] Silly North: Oh yeah
[9:38 PM] Silly North: I thought it was spelt steven
[9:39 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: Stephen's one of those names.

13) Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you "My first kill". (North)

[9:39 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: Oooo, nice one North.
[9:40 PM] Silly North: What's funny is that you dont know if the kill is a body he wants to show you or a promise that you are it.
[9:40 PM] Elbbsas 🥝: THE IMPLICATIONS.
[9:40 PM] Doc: that's why i picked it

14) This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing "Rehab" into the bedroom.". (Elbbsas)

15) Excuse me, waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like "Tripping balls". (North)

We have a winner!! @Silly North has won with 7 awesome points! Game is now over.