Apologies, had an unexpected dinner date with some friends of mine.
Nigel: Welcome back all you smashing cats, I hope you had a wonderful commercial break! While you were away, another contestant was chosen to take the stage...let's take a look, shall we?
The audience applauds as a contestant makes their way to the stageWernstrom: State your name, please.
Contestant: My name is Nathaniel Essex.
Wernstrom: I see...and what is your, for lack of a better word "talent?"
Nathaniel: I can hurt myself simply by walking around.
Finster: Ha! You're a weakling that just needs to work out at the gym more, like me!
Helga: Yeah, sure thing grandma. So anyways bucko, how exactly are you going to even walk around?
Nathaniel: What do you mean?
Helga: I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you've got no legs!
Nathaniel looks down to see that his legs are indeed goneNathaniel: wait...I can explain!
All of the judges hit the X on their panelsNathaniel Essex aka A self deprecating Kane, a Contestant, has been booted from the stage after his trick was sabotaged.
I'm sorry to inform you all that during the commercial break, the saboteur leader almost choked on a piece of sausage. They were able to get it out in time,
But one of the Scouts was knocked out cold after the piece of sausage hit them. This means that while that scout is still alive,
they weren't able to watch over anyone during this commercial break.But worry not, because while that whole debacle was going on,
The Magician found a lucky coin in their chip dip. Thankfully, they didn't eat it, and coincidentally the coin actually belonged to one of the network execs.
The execs were so grateful that they gave the Magician Special immunity from being sabotaged for a Commercial Break. This means that while they can still be booted by majority in the first go,
they'll survive one attempted sabotage against them during any future commercial break.And it's time for another
Showtime ladies and gents! Let's talk about the contestants you'd like to see hit the stage, and decide which of them deserves it the most! This showtime will continue until
Friday, June 21st at 8:30 PM PST.