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Werewolf XV: The Miss Nationstates Beauty Pageant
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  • Oh, wow, no thanks, I'm, like, an oxygenarian! If it's good enough for the trees, it's good enough for me!
    Wait...I mean a breatharian! Breatharian!
    Duh. Because trees eat carbon dioxide, and we breath out carbon dioxide.
    Sorry, they don't have coffee around and I really need my latte moccachino half-soy with 12 sugars to get going. I have like 5 a day, I'm an addict, I knoooooow.
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  • fashionably Sorry for the late arrival, ladies. It was a late night last night watching my cat perform in the Nationstates Symphony. Beautiful concert, by the way!

    Also, who said anything about lynching?!? gasps
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  • Well, if we lynch somebody, I think it should be Elizabeth Taulover since her favorite animal is the antelope, and the best animal is clearly the moose!

    Vote: taulover

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  • ...How dare you! The antelope is a noble beast! Unlike the savage, deadly, dangerous moosen.

    Vote: Send Gerrick to the stage for insulting the antelope and consorting with one of the deadliest creatures on the planet
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  • I will just abstain from this vote for now.  All creatures are nobles.
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    Let us not repeat the mistakes of history.

    Now tell me.  What do you see?
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  • I wanna agree with Gerrick, becaüse, like, moose live in the forest, and antelope are, like, in the Africa? And you can't really be noble if you have, like, ebola and no food?
    Oh wait I can't say that, üh, I mean, some of my...best friends are antelopes?
    dammit lücille so stupid you can't talk aboüt poor people like that

    Vote: Taülover for the shiggles, and also ümlaüted üs for the doüble shiggles
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  • Wintermoot, being far beyond fashionably late, notices that the hosts have been flirting between themselves too intently to notice how late it has become, and moves sneakily to join the rest of the contestants unnoticed.

    Like, we should be promoting world peace by not sending anyone to the stage, so I'll just abstain on my vote thingy for now.


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  • Well, with a vote for 3 people I'll vote for myself just to give the others a fighting chance. All's fair and what not....

    Vote: North
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  • Hello ladies, and I must say that was a very interesting first collaboration.

    Anyways, we tallied up your votes, and here are the results:

    Elizabeth Taulover - 2 votes (Gerrick, Doc)
    Nina North - 1 Vote (north)
    Geraldine Gerrickson - 1 vote (Taulover)

    Chose not to vote: Wintermoot, Kane Lives

    Spoke, but didn't vote: Barnes, Red Mones

    Did not speak or vote during the collaboration: Hydra

    A reminder to @Barnes, @Red Mones, and @Hydra that they'll have to vote in the next phase if they don't want to be sent home, otherwise it'll be 2 consecutive phases.
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    Max Harrington: Hello there folks, and welcome to our Miss Nationstates Beauty Pageant.  I'm your host, Max Harrington, and our first contestant tonight is representing the lovely region of the South Pacific...please give it up for Elizabeth Taulover!

    The audience cheers as Miss South Pacific makes her way to the stage, towards a microphone placed near the end.  She almost trips on her heels, making both the judges and audience wonder if this is her first time walking in them, but she attempts to brush it off gracefully as she reaches the microphone.

    Max Harrington: Now Elizabeth, what would you do if you were elected Miss Nationstates?

    Elizabeth Taulover: Well Mr. Harrington, if I were elected Miss Nationstates, I'd work hard to make sure the noble jellyfish was recognized.  I'd fight for universal holiday known as Jellyfish Day to be created, where everyone would admire such a majestic creature, and I would even donate my winnings to the National Jellyfish Awareness Organization.

    Max Harrington: That's...interesting!  Judges? What do you think?

    The judges are clearly speechless both in the contestant's answer, as well as her outfit...because she's dressed in an odd jellyfish attire which they hadn't noticed until she reached the microphone.  Max Barry finally speaks up.
    Spoiler

    Max Barry: Well, you certainly love jellyfish...jellyfishes...what are they called as a collective? Well jellyfish, whatever.  But I think I speak for the other judges when I say that I don't think you're a good choice for Miss Nationstates, but thanks for trying!

    Max Harrington: Well I guess that's the breaks.  I'm sorry Miss South Pacific, but you won't be moving onto the next round.  And since you were hired as one of our Fashionistas, I'll ask you to turn in your badge before you leave.

    Upset, Elizabeth storms the stage, as Max Harrington makes his way off as well.  The camera then cuts to Elizabeth in her dressing room, as she's taking the jellyfish hat off.

    Elizabeth Taulover: I came here to do my best, and that's all that matters to me.  If the judges can't see how truly wonderful the jellyfish is, that's all on them.  I wish the other ladies luck, as I had absolutely no qualms against any of them.  I don't think I could pick which one I thought would win, as they're all equally talented.
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    Miss South Pacific, also known as Elizabeth Taulover has been sent home by the judges.  She was a Fashionista.

    Well, ladies, it looks like it's time to go Off the Air for a bit. 

    But during this Off Air segment, the cameras won't be rolling on any Saboteurs who choose as a group to sabotage one of the contestants (discreetly through private means of course).  Likewise, if our Watcher or remaining Fashionista want to step in, they're more than welcome to get with me in my office, and see what happens.

    We'll cut back to another Collaboration on June 2nd, at 11:30AM PST.
    « Last Edit: June 03, 2018, 03:15:03 AM by Pengu »
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    @Pengu how dare you suggest that I support the moosen! I'm from the South Pacific, not Canada!
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  • We'll that's a shit start. If I'd have known that you'd go out and show how much you actually support the moose, I would have never voted for you, taulover!

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    @Pengu how dare you suggest that I support the moosen! I'm from the South Pacific, not Canada!

    my god the ultimate sabotage
    That would actually have been an incredible justification for saboteurs, actually, had it been them who booted Taulover - that they completely misrepresented key elements of characterization on TV. But now it's...more confusing than that, so I'm guessing honest mistake on Pengu's part...
    ...if it wasn't for the last Werewolf Pengu ran, anyway. Now I'm suspicious about the very format as a result of this mindscrew.
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    @Pengu how dare you suggest that I support the moosen! I'm from the South Pacific, not Canada!

    *looks at cue cards*

    Wait a second.  This is the handiwork of ousted writer, Max Mayam!

    I'm terribly sorry for that mistake, Miss South Pacific, but alas the result is the same.  Just switch out moose outfit with jellyfish outfit, and replace moose with jellyfish for the animal, and boom! Problem solved.
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