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As it sounds, this is comparing situations to the amount of currency one should have in retrospect.  The Krone is Wintreath's official currency that was voted on some time ago.

If I had a Krone for every time someone couped on NS, I'd be able to touch Heaven.

If I had a Krone for every time I've been negatively affected by sexism, it might almost make up for the gender pay gap.

*Not here, mostly irl. Well ok, Nationstates has been pretty sexist at many points, but still, not this region specifically, I would have left already if sexism were a problem here.

If I had a krone for every idea I'd abandoned...

...I could probably get myself a pet fish, because in retrospect there aren't as many as I thought.

If I had a Krone for every star in the observable universe, I probably still wouldn't be able to buy anything, because the Kroner currently has no use, and also because if I flooded the market with that many Kroner there'd be hyperinflation anyway.

Edit: use, not us.

If I had a Krone for every time the UH went inactive, I'd have enough to pay their retirement, depending on how much the Krone actually equaled out to.

If I had a Krone for every crone I've met, for every ice cream cone I've had, for every cron job I've run, and for every crane I've seen doing construction, I'd be rich enough for more expensive interests than thinking of words that look similar to each other.

If I had a krone for every pussy that Trum - oooooookay, that's enough a that.

If I had a krone for every time Tau annoyed me in spam points, I could buy several steam games.

If I had a krone for every time Tau annoyed me in spam points, I could buy several steam games.

no you couldn't, the krone has no use, and thus no value at the moment, unless you mean the Norwegian ones in which case i guess you totally could

if i had a Wintrean krone for every Norwegian krone i had, i'd ask myself why i still had krone, i haven't been to Norway in years

If I had a collection of krones that have no use and no value at the moment, it still wouldn't be as useless as the plates people collect and then never actually use for their primary function.

If I had a krone for every time this place went silent so people could be right about their post count...I'd probably be literally drowning in Krones.

plz halp.

If I had a krone for every time this place went silent so people could be right about their post count...I'd probably be literally drowning in Krones.

plz halp.

So are you counting in milliseconds? =P

If I had a krone for every pop cultural failure I had, I could afford to educate myself on pop culture. But I wouldn't. Because "Isn't Adele a computer?" amuses me too much. I didn't even know how to spell that until I looked it up just now.

If I had a Krone for every post I've made in the spam threads in the festival, I still wouldn't be as rich as Tau.

If I had a Krone for every post I've made in the spam threads in the festival, I still wouldn't be as rich as Tau.

wait but I don't have those Kroner so no, you'd still be richer

If I had a Krone for every Krone Coco has, we would be of equal wealth.

If I had a Krone for every post I've made in the spam threads in the festival, I still wouldn't be as rich as Tau.

wait but I don't have those Kroner so no, you'd still be richer

If I had a Krone for every Krone Coco has, we would be of equal wealth.

But you've made far more posts, so you'd be richer if the same krone logic applied to you.