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Replace one word in a movie title with "Potato" and post the result.

Example: The Texas Potato Massacre

Five friends who pick up a starving hitchhiker find themselves invited to an epic dinner with an eccentric family and their deformed son that has an odd obsession with potatoes.

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The Potato Chainsaw Massacre

Five friends who pick up a starving hitchhiker are stalked by a deformed chainsaw-wielding chef that keeps annihilating potatoes with his chainsaw and his family that enable this bizarre behavior. Nobody knows why. They just wanna eat.

Farpotato

A Minnesota sheriff tries to solve the grisly murder of a potato cop and the kidnapping of a potato salesman's wife

IPotato

A beat cop must team up with that which he hates the most, a spud, and in doing do solve two mysteries. How did the professor die? And the ultimate question, Do potatoes dream?

Soylent Potato

In a world ravaged by overpopulation and food shortages, an NYPD detective investigates the murder of a big company CEO. Soylent Potato dominates the global food market. However during the course of his investigation he uncovers the horrifying truth about Soylent Potatoes.

Potato V Superman: Dawn of Justice

Superman is forced to eat his least favourite food, the potato, to escape from Doomsday. Only one issue- potatoes contain kryptonite.

Potato (life)
In a farm in Cornwall, a holy potato has been sent from the Fields and is now growing in a spud tray. After months of inactivity, a priest uses holy soil to bless it back to life, and it devours all soil presently in the barn before escaping to the lush fields, growing stronger by the gram.