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Here is the PotaTome, the Holiest Book, which shall lead believers into righteousness.

1:Introductioning
1.In the name of The Spud, the Starchy, the Awesome
2. Praise be to The Spud, Lord of the Fields
3. The Most Starchy, The Most Awesome.
4. Master of the Day of Reaping
5.It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help
6.Guide us the straight path, and reaffirm that it has nothing to do with our sexuality.
7. The Path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor those who are misguided