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The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
Honey does not spoil.
Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
The square root of rope is string.
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.
Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.

Amazing

While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.
The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.
The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.
In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

That's long.

Hm... I can't put my finger on it, but those sound a lot like Fact Core quotes.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you need to get the point, sit on a tack.
If you put your face in fruit drink, you may get punch in nose.
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your reputation.
Do not argue with the person packing your parachute.
It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.
If your house is burning you might as well try to stay warm.
It's a good time to stop waffling. Maybe.
When in charge, think. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt, mumble.
Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated.
Forgive your enemies - it really annoys them.
A man's home is his castle, only less resistant to catapults.
The pen is mightier than the sword, especially if properly sharpened and in the hands of a well trained ninja.

Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.

Eastmost Penninsula Is The Secret.
Walk Into The Waterfall.
10th Enemy Has The Bomb.
Dodongo Dislikes Smoke.
Digdogger Hates Certain Kind Of Sound.
Secret Power Is Said To Be In The Arrow.
Go To The Next Room.
Eyes Of Skull Has A Secret.
Ones Who Does Not Have Triforce Can't Go In.

I am ze vinner!!!  Mvaha ha ha ...

Humans are unable to distinguish color in conditions of either high brightness or darkness.

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Does this mean that I finally win!!??