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Have you ever wanted to be (Kinda) royalty? Do you too worship the one holy tuber? If so then House Telcontar is for you

The House of Telcontar is not responsible for any burnings at the steak resulting from the joining of this house. Please consult a trained potato priest before joining.

Because of the loss of most of its active members and others not being a part of the forums itself much anymore, I will be formally dissolving House Penguon.

Perhaps I could be talked into joining another house.   

Valeria accepts all!

You belong with House Valeria, dammit! We need two nobles in this house. We have also pretty much taken over the region, so you might wanna get in on the action before it's too late.

But Valeria is essentially Wintreath's Frat House.

I mean literally every member is a guy. 

All we need is the opposing house of all females, and Wintreath will be a functioning college.

Edit: Laurentus does make a fair argument, though...

Sure, I'll join Valeria.

I just realized.  Won't I be the oldest person in Valeria?

But Valeria is essentially Wintreath's Frat House.

I mean literally every member is a guy. 

All we need is the opposing house of all females, and Wintreath will be a functioning college.

Edit: Laurentus does make a fair argument, though...

Sure, I'll join Valeria.

Potato is sad ;-;

*Gives Crushita a potato orb to go with his shiny new scepter/staff*

Yay!

*Gives Crushita a potato orb to go with his shiny new scepter/staff*

It doesn't fill the void of being alooooone ;-;

Aren't there a bunch of Ainurian refugees who would happily join your house?

Now for my completely legitimate question: Am I going to be the oldest in Valeria (I'll be 31 this year)?  If so, then I want to be all ya'lls daddeh, or at least Uncle. 

If not, then I'll go for cousin to one of ya'll. 

Yah, uncle would make sense.

Unless you want to be an absent father, in which case, we became famous and influential just as a big "fuck you" in our back story. So fuck you, dad. We made it anyway.

Unless you want to be an absent father, in which case, we became famous and influential just as a big "fuck you" in our back story. So fuck you, dad. We made it anyway.

Actually, I feel like that backstory could be hilarious.

So I'll go with that one. 

The OP has been updated.  I also added being a drunk, to make my absence more believable.