Heya all! I missed you lot.
Pengu posted on February 06, 2018, 12:12:18 AMHeya all! I missed you lot.I didn't miss you. To be honest, you self-righteous emulutionaries make me sick. What gives you the right to so flagrantly oppose the emu? Is it because you, as a penguin, are also flightless, and are jealous and resentful of their impressive groundspeed of 31 mph? Is it because the importance of water travel has diminished in recent years due to the uptick in shipping overground, causing your ability to dive at impressive depths at incredible speeds to be devalued in favored of alternate flightless travel?You groundlubbers are all alike, squabbling over which piece of water or dirt you can get your hands on while the real war is being fought in the sky. Boorish.
Actually, we just think they look funny, and funny looking things confuse and infuriate us.
Evelynx posted on February 06, 2018, 02:35:34 AM Pengu posted on February 06, 2018, 12:12:18 AMHeya all! I missed you lot.I didn't miss you. To be honest, you self-righteous emulutionaries make me sick. What gives you the right to so flagrantly oppose the emu? Is it because you, as a penguin, are also flightless, and are jealous and resentful of their impressive groundspeed of 31 mph? Is it because the importance of water travel has diminished in recent years due to the uptick in shipping overground, causing your ability to dive at impressive depths at incredible speeds to be devalued in favored of alternate flightless travel?You groundlubbers are all alike, squabbling over which piece of water or dirt you can get your hands on while the real war is being fought in the sky. Boorish.Hey, you cant trust the Emus. They started a war in Australia and I have no reason to believe that the Second Emu War is not imminent....