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The enlightened views of the Tomatoe decree that we allow all peoples to choose their own path in life, and so, we will love you until you see your heresy for what it is. We must heal this schism. For all know fries without ketchup are a blight upon the world.

All praise the OMNISIAH, for he is the one true god! Turn away from this false deity of potato, turn away and repent!

Some new scriptures for strength during these trying times

"I can do all things through SPUD who strengths me"
- Fields 6:20

Do not grieve, for SPUD is with you, his holy tubers will shine on your face"
- Promises 9:9

"Those who seek SPUD will lack nothing, his harvests will feed you for eternity" - Proclamations 4:4

"Bring forth all ye tithes to the great Potatoe" - Fields 6:30

Holy is the many names of SPUD, blessed are those who call on it. -Promises 9:1

"Who dare speaketh against the Holy Potatoe, Father of Creation, Source of Humanity? The SPUD is just, all who question him will be judged but those who trust in him, fear not, his blessings will follow thee forever."
- Promises 3:16