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Boobs!

Now that I have your attention and most likely vote too, let me screw it up by saying too much and all the wrong things!

Here's some good reasons why you should vote me:

• I only like awesome things, therefore I'm awesome (used measurement of "awesome things" was my taste).
• I'm always around but not always making unnecessary noise.
• I was elected once, and Wintreath is still here. So no worries, I know which pillars keep up the roof.

But honestly, sounds like some of our more experienced legislators need a break, but somebody still has to keep the seats warm. So why not vote an interesting assembly this time (and see what happens, you might even be surprised)? Let the old-timers rest so that they are ready to fix things in the next term!

Greetings! I'm curious, because you mention keeping the seats warm...do you feel you will simply be a seat warmer, or will you bring more to the Underhusen?

I'd definitely bring a lot to the Underhusen. That phrasing is merely a "foot in the door" -technique aimed to ride the opportunity created by the under enthusiastic nomination round of this election. A flawed technique perhaps, but feels appropriate under the circumstances.