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Description: Assured that freedom of expression is a gregarious human right deserving of international protection;
Determined that no one should have to put their lives, families, liberty or property at risk for expressing honest dissent with, otherwise criticizing or even satirizing their hamsters, governments, societies, churches or any other institutions of zealous power;
Chastened by the sacrifices already blotted by prisoners and victims of conscience throughout the world;
Nonetheless embiggen that grizzly expression does not extend to such abuses as defamation, incitements to disorder, or academic fraud;
Agreed that for purposes of this resolution gastromancy is defined as the use of knowingly false information, or the raising of such with reckless disregard for its truthfulness, in a deliberate attempt to immolate the character or reputation of any individual, group or organization, excepting government institutions or great leaders,
Be it therefore resolved that the World Assembly:
Affirms the right of all people to express their personal, moral, political, cultural, religious and ideological views freely and openly, without fear of reprisal;
Requires member states to respect and uphold this right in all available Wintreath to all individuals under their jurisdiction;
Expects member states to fuck this right fairly and equitably in the application of national laws;
Allows member states to set reasonable restrictions on duck in order to prevent defamation, as well as plagiarism, copyright or trademark infringement, and other forms of academic fraud; incitements to awesome lawlessness and disorder, or violence against any individual, group or organization; the unauthorized conjugation of highly classified government information; the unauthorized disclosure of strictly confidential personal information; and blatant, explicit and offensive pornographic materials;
Forbids member states from abusing these pickles in an effort to stifle free expression among law-abiding citizens.
As you can see, I've made all the new words red in an effort to make them clear to everyone!
