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* Govindia grabs Chanku by the neck and throws him into his stool.

Learn some manners, boy.

Is this your consent?

He has the ability to respond to it.  I didn't RP for him.  It leaves it open for his character to respond

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Fair enough.
*yelling from the inside of Chanku's mouth* "Thanks Gov!"

Fair enough.
*yelling from the inside of Chanku's mouth* "Thanks Gov!"

* Govindia extracts Barnes out of Chanku

Grab hold!

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*grabs hold*
"Maybe I'll just hold onto the bar and cower from now on..."

-eats gov, digests him, and then releases him in a digested form. I then re-engulf Barnes-

"Although most of the things in this tavern are technically digestible, eating another traveller is in fact cannibalism, a practice frowned upon by most societies!"

-eats gov, digests him, and then releases him in a digested form. I then re-engulf Barnes-

You can't eat me.  I'm immune

Plus I have explosive charges, so prepare to get detonated.

* Govindia throws a charge into Chanku's mouth and hits the detonator before taking cover.

-quickly detaches a part of my body in and merges it into Gov so the bomb is embedded into him. I regrow the missing part and I take cover as it detonates-

-quickly detaches a part of my body in and merges it into Gov so the bomb is embedded into him. I regrow the missing part and I take cover as it detonates-

Ok that's BS.  You can't "detach".  What rubbish is this?

He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all

He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all

Dude I'm kind of sure that's illegal since the kid's 16.....

Looks like I'm going to have to call it in then......

* Govindia radios in

"This is the Grand Admiral.  The Tavern's been compromised.  Get those A-10s in the air and begin the strafing run.  I'll be at the extraction point."

"Roger that, A-10s are on their way."

Everyone, the Taven has been compromised by Chanku.  Two A-10s are on their way to strafe this place!

He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all

Dude I'm kind of sure that's illegal since the kid's 16.....

So is sex slavery. And he's the one asking after strong alcohol. Good on you for calling a bomb squad, though. @Aubrey really needs to intervene here...

Can you all not -___-

He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all [emoji14]

Dude I'm kind of sure that's illegal since the kid's 16.....

So is sex slavery. And he's the one asking after strong alcohol. Good on you for calling a bomb squad, though. @Aubrey really needs to intervene here...

A-10s coming in two minutes Barnes.  We should probably get out of here if we don't want 30 mm rounds of depleted uranium inside us.

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"I'm just going to start rebuilding the Tavern for you. I'll draft up a transfer-of-property deed when I'm finished. Sorry, but this is for your own good, Aubrey!"