TGN! ITS 3 DAYS LATE! I know, I know. On top of school I need to make the summersend art, and make these weekly. I wanted to move this to Friday, I but I think Saturday would be a better fit for my schedule.
Interview
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Due to a boxing match against the Caliope*, Rnesspo World News decided to interview the victor.
O : One Punch
R: Reporter
R: “Mr. Whatshisface, what is your favorite color?”
O: "RED!" He yells at the top of his lungs 2 inches away from the reporter.
R: “Anyways, what is your name?”
O: "One Fist! the greatist boxer slash slapboxer known to man!" he starts to flex his muscles "Came from Dashiki City to kick the Caliope's A##!"
R: “Mhm? And how did that go?”
O: "WHOPPED IT'S OVERCONFIDENT A-HOLE! Weaved his shots and he ended up cheating, going out of bounds AND below the belt, can you believe that!"
R: “If we were to ask the Caliope, could it confirm this?”
O: "Yes! I have video proof" a video taken outside the building shows him punching the air, until all the sudden a laser comes down and annialates him "BELOW THE BELT AND OUT OF BOUNDS, CROWNING ME THE CHAMPION OF THE FIGHT!"
R: “Alright. Are you high?”
O: "NO!" he says close enough that the reporter can smell his breath.
R: He nudges him away. “So… you’re naturally this hyper?”
O: "YES! I NEVER SLEPT A DAY IN MY LIFE! ALWAYS ON THE GRIND!"
R: “Uhuh, ever been hit with a horse tranquilizer?”
O: "HAS NO AFFECT!"
R: “A simple yes or no would have been alright. Anyways, who would you like to credit for your win?”
O: "ME AND ONLY ME!"
R: “No family?”
O: "THE HELL IS A FAMILY!?"
R: “Any friends?”
O: "FIST ONE AND FIST TWO!"
R: “Any pets?”
O: "I SAT ON MR WHISKERS THIS MORNING ON ACCIDENT, SO NO!!"
R: “What’s your diet like?”
O: "TESTOSTERONE AND PRE-WORKOUT!"
R: “So, what’s your PR?”
O: “Can I have a bench PR number?”
R: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT, BUT THERE WERE MANY ZEROS!"
O: “Alright so let’s wrap this up, any final statements?”
R: "I'LL BEAT ANYONE THE HELL UP, I ALREADY HAVE EVERYONE ON EARTH ON THE BEAT UP LIST!" he shows a piece of paper saying 'beet up list' saying 'everone in eurth'
O: “Alright, I hope I never see you again.”
The reported promptly runs away.
