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Hello my lovelies welcome to life lessons with Abbi!! 



Life lessons with Abbi is filmed in front of a live studio audience!!! It's the only game show on television where we make you a part of the show while calling you out and making you super uncomfortable. Jk...I think!



Please don't sue us we can't afford a lawyer!!



It was recently suggested that we charge for this service. For the low low price of two NFTs you can now subscribe to our tier based block chain system.

Haha just kidding fuck the block chain!

But we do have tiers!

Tier 3 subscription gets to ask for life advice from the host

Tier 2 subscription gets to join the discord... just kidding your already there 

Tier 1 subscription gets nothing subscribe to a higher Tier bitch!



Tier 3 subscriptions are very very expensive. They cost 1 headpat image in the thread!! 

The other subscriptions don't matter

Literally I blew them up.
Please clap!!



Today we will be teaching you an important lesson on money!!



The rules of money

Life lessons with Abbi

Rule 1: Make it

Rule 2: spend it

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GOOD NIGHT MI AMORES!!

HELP, HOW DO YOU NAKE FRIENDS???

HELP, HOW DO YOU NAKE FRIENDS???

Tier 3 subscriptions require a headpat gif pls submit at your leisure!

HELP, HOW DO YOU NAKE FRIENDS???

Tier 3 subscriptions require a headpat gif pls submit at your leisure!

There, now please help

Very profound.

HELP, HOW DO YOU NAKE FRIENDS???

Hello lovelies it is time for EPISODE TWO!! Today we will be answering a very important question that many in our audience of lonely internet scrubs have. How do you make friends? A very profound question in the age of the internet!



What is a friend really? I don't know I don't have any I'm an internet loser!! Unless... maybe the people we associate with on the internet and in games are the realest of real friends? I dunno I just know there are stories of WoW folks holding funerals for dead guildmates!



Or maybe I just want to think that because I am a lonely nerd in need of constant companionship!



It's time...

How to make Friends

A Life Lesson with Abbi

Step 1: Touch Grass

Step 2: Take the Risk and speak words to People

Step 3: Run back inside to the comfort of your computer and only talk to the friends you've made on random internet chat rooms!!

Thank you for tuning in see you on the next episodeeeeeeeee!

I've seen the phrase used before...what does touch grass mean? lol

I've seen the phrase used before...what does touch grass mean? lol

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=touch%20grass