Post #151598
August 26, 2020, 04:28:48 PM
Once upon a time, there was a forest ranger named Rick. Rick was on patrol one day, when he suddenly stumbled upon a den of bears. Rick was afraid as there were roughly 10 bears sleeping, but he suddenly had a bright idea. He decided to wake up the bears. As he wanted to wake up as many bears at the same time as possible, he concocted a brilliant, or foolhardy plan. And foolhardy it was, as Rick decided to wake the bears and lead them towards a trap. The trap of course was dressing up another ranger in a bear costume and wig and hoping the other bears would fall for it. Surprisingly, the bears greeted the costumed ranger as a fellow friend and motioned at the ranger to eat Rick. The rangers were secretly communicating with their walkie-talkie.
"Rick," the costumed ranger, named Ralph, whispered into his walkie-talkie, "these beautiful, majestic beings understand me like nobody ever has before."