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Players: Wintermoot, @North, @Doc
Winner: Wintermoot in 18 rounds.
Score: Wintermoot 7, Doc 6, North 5

Winning answers and conversation that I thought stood out, check out the entire game on Discord in the #zaphyr channel!

1) We really should've added "Object permanence" to the Wintreath Symbols Act. (Wintermoot)

2) The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to "That ass" is a basic human right. (North)

[10:22 PM] Silly North: Now that's a right to die for :]

3) And the Academy Award for "Same-sex ice dancing" goes to "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy". (Doc)

4) Man, we really need a Discord emoji for "Carbon monoxide poisoning". (Wintermoot)

5) What will always get you laid? "Parting the Red Sea". (Doc)

6) How did I lose my virginity? "Jumping out at people". (Wintermoot)

7) I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with "Some sort of Asian". (North)

Note: The other response was "some kind of bird-man".
[10:29 PM] Silly North: Some kind of bird-man that's some sort of Asian.
[10:29 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Big bird vacationing in South East Asia
[10:29 PM] Wintermoot 👑: And coming back with bird flu
[10:30 PM] Silly North: Nah, coming back with SARS
[10:30 PM] Wintermoot 👑: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbMNJawn2I

Honey, I have a new roleplay I want to try tonight! You can be "Dem titties", and I'll be "Dick Cheney". (North)

9) Why can't I sleep at night? "My soul". (Doc)

[10:31 PM] Silly North: Yeah, why can't I sleep at night?
[10:31 PM] Silly North: That one hit a little close to home.

10) What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed? "Lumberjack fantasies". (Wintermoot)

11) An international tribunal has found "Zeus's sexual appetites" guilty of "Jizz Twinkies". (North)

12) I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with "Ambiguous sarcasm". (Doc)

13) In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to "Teaching a robot to love". (North)

14) Daddy, why is mommy crying? "An outbreak of smallbox". (Doc)

15) @Crushita: 'If in 3 years Wintreath is bigger than 37 million people I will eat "An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center"'! (Wintermoot)

16) Why do I hurt all over? "Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees". (Wintermoot)

17) In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated "Penis envy". (Doc)

18) The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, "Punching a congressman in the face", acceptance. (Wintermoot)

We have a winner!! @Wintermoot 👑 has won with 7 awesome points! Game is now over.