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This was from Discord a few days back, but still...

[1:44 PM] Wintermoot: Hydra's playing HuniePop xD
[1:44 PM] ErnieTheMighty: o
[1:44 PM] Wintermoot: Wonder if he's playing it for the challenging bejeweled games?
[1:45 PM] Wintermoot: Or if he's being a pervert and making all the girls orgasm?
[1:54 PM] HannahB: @xXTheHydraXx
[1:55 PM] Wintermoot: Now he's going to know we're talking about him
[2:09 PM] HannahB:
[2:18 PM] Wintermoot:

...what?!? Gotta change my Discord password now...

I feel like this should be changed to "IRC/Discord Quotes" 

Anyways, here's today's:

Gattoartico(ToG)
What is?
Pengu McPenguson
Your mom.
runs away
Gattoartico(ToG)
chases Pengu
Pengu McPenguson
trips on a piece of paper
Gattoartico(ToG)
I also have a bag of Djungelvrål
Pengu McPenguson
explodes into confetti
Gattoartico(ToG)
captures Pengu
puts the confetti pieces together to reform Pengu
Pengu McPenguson
dissolves in the wind
Gattoartico(ToG)
rematerializes him
Pengu McPenguson
rematerializes into a rose
Gattoartico(ToG)
gives rose to Moot
Pengu now belong
Pengu McPenguson
is very fragile and ends up dissolving again
Gattoartico(ToG)
gives up on Pengu
but at the last second imprisons him in a temporal loop
Pengu McPenguson
rematerializes into Rick Astley and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up"
repeats it forever since he's trapped in a loop
Gattoartico(ToG)
allows it to happen

A grand rap battle between Cloudby (Justinian) and Doc (and more!)...

In #nsfw_afterdark

[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: More sadist than masochist
[10:54 AM] Doc: That's human nature
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: That's the last I'll say
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: For today
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Hey
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: That rhymed
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Shit
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I broke it
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Or is it?
[10:54 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: This rhyme is fit
[10:54 AM] Doc: You can't rhyme it with it
[10:55 AM] Doc: OH SHIT
[10:55 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Yeah I can you stupid twit
[10:56 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh shit why do I sound like a Brit?
[10:56 AM] Doc: Bringing 'it' back again murdering lines you don't quit people's minds be blown with those bars you spit
[10:56 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Get outta here ya damnable git
[10:56 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Before I shove you and the rest of you lot back into the pit
[10:57 AM] Doc: Oh shit
Better split
Less the world be deprived of my incredible wit
[10:58 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Hold on there pal I think you better sit
[10:58 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Before you take another verse like the worst kind of hit
[10:58 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Seems like you've chewed less than you bit
[10:58 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Getting rid of you is like picking off a nit
[11:02 AM] Doc: Nit-gnat titter-tatter man I spit you splatter
Cause your lines so weak man they just don't matter
Deep fry your mind dip you in batter
See fat Albert there nah your mom she fatter
Oh shit she done ate you like a poo-poo platter
[11:02 AM] Dima: hey guys could ya move this to #tavern ?
[11:03 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You know I admit
[11:03 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I respect your grit
[11:03 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: But all I really see is a man who's barely fit
[11:03 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: To spit a piece of coaled char
[11:03 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Let alone a bar
[11:04 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: If you're so damn good
[11:04 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Why don't you tell me about your hood?
[11:04 AM] Doc: No he's right we shouldn't interrupt the titty talk here
[11:05 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: What, afraid you're gonna get beat down here, ya pot bellied steer?
[11:05 AM] NyghtTymer: Can't we discuss some dicks? Or eating ass like it's a godsdamned birthday cake?
[11:06 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Nah I'd much rather talk about how those bars are half baked
[11:06 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: And while I'm not sure exactly what stake
[11:06 AM] Doc: No dammit I took it to the tavern
[11:07 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I have in this mess im still gonna take
[11:07 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: The opportunity to tell you that you ain't got game
[11:07 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: All I see around here is Doctor Lame
[11:07 AM] Doc: Let them do titty talk, dick discussions, and ass assertions
[11:08 AM] Dima: Moot and Nyght at all times

Now in #tavern

[11:06 AM] Doc: Man the east side beast side and the West side best side but down here Chicago south man more like death side
Suicide
Rates going up like tuition
All that shit inhibitin people's ambition
[11:08 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Man the dean is a crook, who would've guessed?
[11:08 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: That the shithole called Chicago ain't sendin its best
[11:08 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: So come on down here
[11:08 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Be my guest
[11:09 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: And tell me how you think that you need a rest
[11:09 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: When as I see it we've barely begun
[11:09 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: And your little battle is far from won
[11:09 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: So come sit down, stay here in my school
[11:09 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: While I make doc here look like a fool
[11:12 AM] Doc: Aight that's cool man you see me thinking that I am a fool
But when I look at you all I'm seeing is a giant tool
But look again; what's got two thumbs and is built like a shed? Look see
:point_right: :point_left: it's me, I'm where all the hoes be
[11:13 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh ladies and gentlemen look and see
[11:13 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: We got a skinny little manlet thinkin he'll make a fool of me
[11:14 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Well I'll tell you something, slim and you I'll tell it for free
[11:14 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: The only girls that you get are in 2D
[11:14 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: The only conversation you've had all day is at a Walgreen's
[11:15 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: When the cashier spilled your drink and you yelled "REEEEE"
[11:15 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: What did I miss--
A battle of words between two nerds?
I'm here for this.
[11:16 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Keep it coming boys.
I'll dance to that noise.
[11:16 AM] Doc: (Oh shit son ENTER PLAYER 3)
[11:16 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You gonna choke all day or are you gonna play?
[11:16 AM] Doc: (DJ KHALED)
[11:16 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: It's up to you. What do YOU say?
[11:17 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I say this Doc ain't got a cock
[11:17 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Bawk bawk
[11:17 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: He thinkin he hot but he really not
[11:17 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: And so you mock
[11:17 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Even his waifu is a fuckin thot
[11:17 AM] Doc: At least I got a thought going on in my head
[11:17 AM] Doc: Boy I look at you a vegetable, fuckin brain-dead
[11:18 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Strange to mention vegetables, when u a fuckin potato
[11:18 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: The only way to cure your stupidity is a Beretta Mato
[11:18 AM] Doc: Aw I hadn't finished my verse
[11:18 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Then let me say this
[11:18 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: REHEARSE
[11:19 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You think you're serious
[11:19 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Boy you're god damned delirious
[11:20 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Right now your silence
[11:20 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: IS MAKING ME FURIOUS
[11:20 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: That rhyme there was a bit of a stretch.
I think you might need to step back and fetch
Yourself a rhyming dictionary
To avoid another poetic raspberry.
[11:21 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: (potato/Mato really)
[11:21 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: The peanut gallery speaks more than my opponent
[11:21 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: The peanut gallery is here to PWN it
[11:22 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: If there's a single good verse here it's clear Doc didn't wrote it
[11:22 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Poor guy needs time
To put down a rhyme
[11:24 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Whatever it is
[11:24 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: It better be fuckin sublime
[11:24 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: We're waiting
Cloud's hating
[11:24 AM] Doc: This kids furiousity it sparks my curiousity
Cause I look down and all I see is fragile animosity
Hostility
Mad line bad rhymes it's sad
Boy I look at you and I'm thinkin 'man this kid just bad'
No flow, no go, you're fo sho no pro
Slingin bad rhymes all the time thinkin you the baddest mofo
But I'm telling you now no matter what you spit
You worse than when I lookin on my shoe scrape off that shit
[11:24 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: That's the news
And back to you
[11:25 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: OH LOOK AT LAST DOC DECIDED TO POST
[11:25 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: AND AT LAST ENTERTAIN OUR POOR BORED HOST
[11:25 AM] Doc: Because I look at words for the best not most
[11:26 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: It seems you think your rhymes are high quality
[11:26 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: But all I see is pure banality
[11:26 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Well that's an upgrade from the gallery.
Will it also boost my salary?
[11:26 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Infantile wretch
[11:26 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Do you even read a dictionary?
[11:27 AM] Doc: Yeah i do, come and see
Under bee ee ess tee
Oh shit its a motherfuckin picture of me
[11:27 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Just below a Christmas tree(edited)
[11:28 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh alright I see how it's gonna be
[11:28 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You gonna act like you the greatest thing since world war three
[11:28 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh look there's a reference did it fly right past ya?
[11:28 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Ha! I knew you wouldn't be that fuckin cool
[11:29 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Here's a hint: 1983's ROCK AND RULE
[11:29 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Here you go, Doc. You'll need this blaster.
[11:30 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You think you're fast but I'm faster
[11:30 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Han shot first!
[11:30 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Do your worst
[11:30 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You see this kid? He's a fucking disaster
[11:31 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: CMON MAN SPEAK ALREADY
[11:31 AM] Doc: No, stop the record, hang on, I'm not really seeing the rhymes for most of his verse
I mean it started real bad but it's getting much worse
I think this kid be under some kinda curse, put that shit in reverse
His flow's half-dead put that shit in a hearse
[11:31 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: ALL I SEE IS YO MAMAS SPAGJETTI
[11:32 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: A jetty! A jetty!
A bowl of spaghetti!
[11:32 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: @Doc ooh look speedy Gonzalez showed up
[11:32 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: He made us a little present to wrap up
[11:32 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh my whats this? A stillborn rap?
[11:33 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Let's all take a boat and go for a spin.
The typos abound. We cannot win.
[11:33 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: No wonder this thing smelled so much like crap
[11:33 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Funny thing you talking about the dead
[11:33 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: The only dead thing here is your empty fucking head
[11:34 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: If I have to see that cockeyed gaze one more time
[11:34 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I'm no longer afraid what I'll do will give me time
[11:34 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: They say a penny for your thoughts
[11:34 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: The flow! The flow!
Where did it go?
[11:34 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: But I'll give you a dime
[11:34 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Because this entertainment is worth ten times
[11:35 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: That of another who's company we share
[11:35 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: I try, I try,
Still fail to espy.
[11:35 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: That dragon man RIGHT OVER THERE
[11:36 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: I think Doc and I agree on this:
That flow of yours has gone amiss
[11:37 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh come on are you taking the piss?
[11:37 AM] Doc: We need a judge or something to determine who won
(Oh wait it's me cause my competitions just a kid havin fun)
Hit and run, spit my thun-der pop pop like a gun
Put my name on a record it'll hit numbah fuckin one
That's why they call me the best;
But this boy trynna test
Well it's clear for all to see that I'm better than the rest
Cause these lines right here just ain't no stress - now get down off that mic and stop making a mess
[11:37 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I'll show you how to perform a diss
[11:38 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: @Doc ooh like widdle baby's spoken his first words
[11:38 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh no wait those appear to be mouth turds
[11:38 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Maybe we should go fetch him a dipey
[11:38 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: I keep things classy, thank you very much,
Unlike certain clouds overhead, as such.
[11:38 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: And get that slobbering idiot off of the mic-y
[11:39 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: If I had a dollar for every time you made me sick I'd be so rich I could wipe my ass with a golden stick
[11:39 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: I'm also out of vinegar.
Used it all for dinner.
[11:39 AM] Doc: ...a stick?
[11:40 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: As far as I see it that mouth of yours would be better sucking a dick
[11:40 AM] Doc: No hang on you wipe your ass with a stick?
[11:40 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: So go on boy get the fuck off the stage
[11:40 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Even though I know shit rap is all the rage
[11:40 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Welp
[11:40 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Come on them gimme a page(edited)
[11:40 AM] Doc: NO I'M SORRY RAP CONTEST IS OVER JUSTINIAN USES STICKS FOR ANAL HYGIENE
[11:41 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Of that shit you call rap and I'll make like a mage
[11:41 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: For you see a magic man like me
[11:41 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Can turn shit to gold in 1 2 3
[11:42 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Justinian for King Midas 2k18
[11:43 AM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Maybe King Middens would be a better name since apparently everything he shits turns to gold

Back in #nsfw_afterdark

[11:42 AM] Doc: NEWS REPORTS: FORGET FRONT/BACK OR BACK/FRONT DEBATE ON WIPING: CONSIDER STICK USE
[11:44 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Oh my sweet summer child...
[11:44 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium
Xylospongium
The xylospongium, also known as sponge on a stick, is the ancient precursor of the modern toilet brush. It consists of a wooden stick (Greek: ξύλον, Xylon) with a sponge (Greek: Σπόγγος, Spongos) fixed at one end.
In the classical ant...
[11:45 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Romans wiped their ass with toilet brushes(edited)
[11:45 AM] Doc: Yeah, ANCIENT PRECURSOR
[11:45 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: It's real tho
[11:45 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Mofo
[11:46 AM] Doc: Oh I'm aware, I'm just like...damn are you so committed to the GLORIOUS BYZANTIUM thing that you do that
[11:46 AM] Doc: Is it complete with lead goblets and plumbing
[11:46 AM] Doc: WHAT IS GARUM LIKE
[11:46 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: Dude just admit
[11:46 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I won
[11:47 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I won the rap battle
[11:48 AM] Doc: I actually considered like meter and flow though, yours felt sort of rough and seemed purely focused on rhyme
[11:48 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: And time
[11:48 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I didn't choke unlike you, ya foul smelling poo
[11:49 AM] Doc: Speed ain't always king, you two-pump chump;
Just accept that I won and you got thumped
[11:50 AM] Cloudby Skytoucher: I do so when I die, you imbecilic fly. And take a fucking shower, you smell like a pigsty

Back in #tavern

[11:54 AM] Gattoartico(ToG): Wtf
[12:04 PM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: Well, tl;dr, there was a rap battle that abruptly ended when Justinian unfortunately revealed the usage of sticks in his anal hygiene routine, while in pursuit of a straight rhyme(edited)
[12:20 PM] Doc: As an uninvolved party: whose flow was illest
[12:21 PM] Mister Sinister: What did I just skim through?
[12:31 PM] Mister Sinister: Finished my last class before spring break.  yay
Not sure how much of a break I will have because of some teachers that seem to like piling the work though.
[1:03 PM] Elbbsas: Slow claps
[1:04 PM] Elbbsas: Holy cow, guys, that was fantastic.
[1:10 PM] HannahB: wow
[1:10 PM] HannahB: just
[1:10 PM] HannahB: wow
[1:12 PM] Cloudby Skytoucher: It started in nsfw
[1:12 PM] Cloudby Skytoucher: And made its way here
[1:12 PM] Elbbsas: I was wondering how it came out of nowhere.
[1:13 PM] Elbbsas: But, truth be told, one should always be aware
[1:13 PM] Elbbsas: of rhymes.
[1:28 PM] Doc: I guess we may never know who was the rap battle champion
[1:28 PM] Doc: (Oh wait we do it was me)
[1:29 PM] Elbbsas: I think the cross-rhyming was the best part, in my opinion.
[1:31 PM] Doc: Which bit was that
[1:31 PM] Doc: Unless you mean specifically a part where we were rhyming off 'oss' which I don't actually remember doing
[1:32 PM] Elbbsas: Nah, I'm meaning whenever someone would finish someone else's rhyme.
[1:33 PM] Doc: Those are sort of hard to coordinate I think because when we started I assumed that like most rap battles we were supposed to come up with whole chunks of material at once, rather than individual lines
[1:35 PM] Elbbsas: True. The variety also made the battle as a whole more engaging. Continual line-by-lines, and continual chunk-by-chunks, wouldn't have been as fun to read.
[1:43 PM] Doc: Fair point
[1:49 PM] Mushi's Jasmine Dragon: I just came charging and dropping cross rhymes wherever
Because I could
[1:52 PM] Doc: When you came in my mental DJ changed the beat
[1:53 PM] Doc: Hence why I thought it was an appropriate time to drop hype man comments
[1:53 PM] Doc: As well as the eternal 'DEE JAY KHA LED', the only words he ever speaks in songs
[2:06 PM] Mister Sinister: Oh that was a rap battle.  I had no idea what that was.
[2:06 PM] Doc: I don't even remember how it started
[2:46 PM] Gattoartico(ToG): Sowjetunion, die besten Union
[2:50 PM] Gattoartico(ToG): Советский Союз, лучший Союз
[2:53 PM] Dima: Ха-ха да брат
[7:36 PM] Cloudby Skytoucher: @Doc lol I won
[7:37 PM] Cloudby Skytoucher: You ended up choking more than a bird caught in a plastic ring
[8:18 PM] taulover: oh wow that's beautiful
[9:34 PM] Doc: i was operating in the usual rap battle mode of coming up with discrete verses, rather than your short-termist 'oh i've got an opportunity for a quick one-liner'
[9:34 PM] Doc: THIS ISN'T WILD 'N OUT SON

Moot's response to someone asking for the rules of the chat. (Emphasis added by me)

It's pretty lax around here, basically just be a jerk...let me find you the actual rules

Darn can't delete my post.  Please ignore this.

Crushita - 04/04/2018
If in 3 years Wintreath is bigger the 37 million people I will eat my hat!

In regards to the "Clit" comment;

"More than half the fun was the inappropriateness."

-Laurentus, February 2019

[A Gentleman and Scholar]: Screw the show dogs, screw the toy dogs.
[Noxii]: literally?
[North]: A statement begging to be taken out of context, Scholar :]
[A Gentleman and Scholar]: Unfortunately so.

Leave it to North and I to take it waaaaaay past where it should have gone.

Elbbsas 🥝Today at 6:16 PM
I'd join, but I'm heading off in ten minutes and I need to eat lunch.

BensonToday at 6:17 PM
Heading off and eating lunch? Quite the multi tasker.

Elbbsas 🥝Today at 6:17 PM
...I think I missed something there. What?

Sansgu Today at 6:18 PM
Hahahaha

Benson Today at 6:18 PM
I made a joke.

Sansgu Today at 6:18 PM
sees the joke fly over Elb's head
ba dum tish!

Elbbsas 🥝Today at 6:18 PM
/grabs air above head
No! Come back! I'm sorry I didn't understand you!!

Sansgu Today at 6:19 PM
too late, it already flew to Sweden.
it took the wife and kids too.

Benson Today at 6:19 PM
That took a turn quickly

Sansgu Today at 6:19 PM
hahaha
You didn't know the joke was married?

Wintermoot 👑Today at 6:19 PM
I'll hold the game open a few more minutes

Benson Today at 6:19 PM
I thought it only got as far as dating, personally

Sansgu Today at 6:20 PM
Nah, it got married to a nice innuendo.

Benson Today at 6:20 PM
What happened to the Simile it was dating?

Sansgu Today at 6:20 PM
they have a lovely set of small chuckles.
Oh, Simile dumped the joke for Sarcasm.

Benson Today at 6:21 PM
Damn, what a catch for Sarcasm.

Sansgu Today at 6:21 PM
Right?

Benson Today at 6:21 PM
I thought for sure the most it would ever get was a limerick, considering what a sarcastic jerk Sarcasm is.

Sansgu Today at 6:22 PM
Nah, but it could be worse.  It could be single and alone like Pun.
It's sad that nobody understands a good pun.

Benson Today at 6:22 PM
Pun will be forever alone cause he just is not that punny.

Sansgu Today at 6:23 PM
It's okay, I heard that he just met Passive Agressiveness.
I...think they're getting on? But I'm not sure.

Benson Today at 6:23 PM
Well, it's good to know Passive Agressiveness got away from us, much like this joke.

Sansgu Today at 6:24 PM
Indeed