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Players: @Wintermoot, @North, @Pengu (Doggu), @Mathyland, @Ruguo (Silverfishy Zel), @Katie
Winner: Mathyland in 27 rounds.
Score: Mathyland: 7, Wintermoot: 6, North: 4, Ruguo: 4, Pengu: 3, Katie: 3
Winning answers and conversation that I thought stood out, check out the entire game on Discord in the #zaphyr channel!

1) Things were good with New Hyperion until "Vigorous jazz hands" ruined relations forever. (Mathyland)

2) What's my secret power? "Self-loathing". (Katie)

3) What helps Obama unwind? "Neil Patrick Harris". (Pengu)

[9:42 PM] Silly North: Who's Neil Patrick Harris?
[9:42 PM] Silverfishy Zel: -le gasp-
[9:42 PM] Wintermoot 👑: :open_mouth:
[9:42 PM] Doggu: Amazing is who he is.
[9:42 PM] Silverfishy Zel: he doesn't know
[9:43 PM] Doggu: Have you seen "How I met your Mother" ?
[9:43 PM] Silly North: No.
[9:43 PM] Doggu: or Starship Troopers?
[9:43 PM] Mathyland: oh hes that guy
[9:43 PM] Silly North: Which one.
[9:43 PM] Mathyland: the How I met your Mother guy
[9:43 PM] Silverfishy Zel: I liked him in "Dr. Horrible's sing along blog" the best
[9:43 PM] Doggu: the first
[9:43 PM] Silly North: I've seen one Starship Troopers.
[9:43 PM] Silverfishy Zel: but he was also good in "A series of unfortunate events"
[9:43 PM] Doggu: he was in the original one.
[9:44 PM] Silly North: I don't remember which one it was.

4) How am I maintaining my relationship status? "Shapeshifters". (Mathyland)

5) What is Batman's guilty pleasure? "The Temper-Pedic (R) Swedish Sleep System (TM)". (Katie)

6) I got 99 problems but "My constituents" ain't one. (Wintermoot)

7) Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with "A marriage-destroying game of 'The Resistance'". (Mathyland)

8) Dear sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of "Nicholas Cage" has denied your request for "A Wesley Crusher blow-up doll". (Silverfishy Zel)

9) When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of "Hipsters". (North)

[9:55 PM] Doggu: Circling back, this is Neil Patrick Harris (posts picture)
[9:55 PM] Doggu: He's an actor as well as a magician.
[9:55 PM] Silly North: Oh, the guy in Harold and Kumar
[9:55 PM] Doggu: Damn it, I knew I should have mentioned that movie.

10) Action stations! Actions stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for "Shutting the fuck up"! (Wintermoot)

[9:56 PM] Silly North: Actually, if I'm honest.
[9:57 PM] Silly North: I knew full well who Neil Patrick Harris was.
[9:57 PM] Doggu: :open_mouth:
[9:57 PM] Doggu: you evil monster
[9:57 PM] Mathyland: I didn't... until you mentioned How I met your Mother
[9:57 PM] Silly North: I just wanted to see how you would try to describe him.
[9:57 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Sure, sure
[9:57 PM] Doggu: lol

11) "Oompa-Loompas": Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for "A sausage festival"! (Mathyland)

12) It's not delivery. It's "A box within a box". (Katie)

13) What's the next Happy Meal (R) toy? "Nothing". (North)

[10:01 PM] Silly North: Welcome to McDonalds, you get Nothing.
[10:01 PM] Doggu: I'm suddenly imagining Willy Wonka working at McDonalds.
[10:02 PM] Silly North: You get Nothing! You lose! Good day sir! NEXT!
[10:02 PM] Doggu: hahahahaha

14) Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me "Bosnian chicken farmers". (Pengu)

15) I honestly expected NationStates to have more "Kamikaze pilots". (Wintermoot)

[10:05 PM] Doggu: Oh, I have the perfect card for a Wintermoot judging.

16) Why did you move to your region? "The Potato-Potatoe Holy War".

17) For my next trick, I will pull "An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center" out of "Zaphyr's sex dungeon". (Pengu)

[10:07 PM] Doggu: Knew it!

18) Make a haiku. "Vietnam flashbacks" , "A windmill full of corpses", "Alcoholism". (Wintermoot)

[10:10 PM] Doggu: Lol Moot
[10:10 PM] Silly North: I swear, every time.
[10:10 PM] Doggu: That was morbidly brilliant
[10:10 PM] Mathyland: hahaha
[10:10 PM] Doggu: and it was an actual Haiku
[10:10 PM] Mathyland: that was perfect

19) Step 1: "Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding". Step 2: "Dying of dysentery". Step 3: Profit. (North)

20) To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of "A world without boxes". (Wintermoot)

[10:15 PM] Mathyland: two box ones
[10:15 PM] Silly North: Damn, I thought that would clinch it.
[10:16 PM] Doggu: I thought my anus one would have "clinched" it.  :stuck_out_tongue:
[10:16 PM] Wintermoot 👑: I'm sure it clinches it every night
[10:16 PM] Doggu: hahaha
[10:17 PM] Wintermoot 👑: :smirk:
[10:17 PM] Silly North: :wink:

21) What are my parents hiding from me? "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie". (Mathyland)

22) In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with "Hurricane Katrina" for the first time. (North)

23) Rumor has it that [violet]'s favorite admin tool is "The Rapture". (Silverfishy Zel)

24) You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on "Cheating in the Special Olympics", and then there's some stuff about "Wuufu's bot revolution", and then it ends with "Advice from a wise, old black man". (Silverfishy Zel)

[10:25 PM] Wintermoot 👑: @Silverfishy Zel making the comeback!
[10:25 PM] Silverfishy Zel: idk how, but im happy about it!

25) We really need to get a judicial reform passed so we can finally ban "Falling into the toilet". (Silverfishy Zel)

[10:26 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Man I wish I still had the return of Gov card for this one
[10:26 PM] Doggu: Lol
[10:26 PM] Silly North: I think we we all wish we could ban it.
[10:26 PM] Wintermoot 👑: I think we did
[10:26 PM] Doggu: I mean, yeah.

[10:27 PM] Doggu: Silverfishy might pull an out of nowhere victory!

26) I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends.". (Wintermoot)

27) This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing "An infinite recursion of boxes" into the bedroom.". (Mathyland)

We have a winner!! @Mathyland has won with 7 awesome points! Game is now over.