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A CALL TO THE FAITHFUL
You can also vote for me, heretics.
TO ELECT CRUSHITA TO THE UNDERHUSEN

Hello everyone, your Starchy Pontiff here to extol the virtues of voting for him for Underhusen, for your immortal soul of course!
Seeing as how understandably well my last campaign went, what with the whole "release a campaign 1 day before the end of voting" and such, know that I have already improved since last term!
Not that its exactly hard, but hey, progress!
Anyways, I shall continue my seemingly endless quest to blow up the institution known as the Underhusen, it never seems to get anywhere but hey, maybe we can elect a blow up friendly Underhusen this time.
Otherwise I'll do the usual, try to help legislation when I can, and propose it when I see the need, so about the same promise I've made in the 9 other sessions of the Underhusen I've served in.
But most importantly remember this:
CRUSHITA OR DAMNATION: CRUSHITA FOR UNDERHUSEN!
Please leave your questions below 

Potatoes...

Say no more.

But how can the tomatoist faithful know that you will support issues relating to both faiths, such as our mutual need to destroy the eggplantist reformation Gatto attempted to lead last month?

But how can the tomatoist faithful know that you will support issues relating to both faiths, such as our mutual need to destroy the eggplantist reformation Gatto attempted to lead last month?

I pledge to promulgate a bull declaring Tomatoists acceptable heretics the moment we finish the Council of Wintreath.

But how can the tomatoist faithful know that you will support issues relating to both faiths, such as our mutual need to destroy the eggplantist reformation Gatto attempted to lead last month?

I pledge to promulgate a bull declaring Tomatoists acceptable heretics the moment we finish the Council of Wintreath.

When can we expect to see the Conclave completed?

But how can the tomatoist faithful know that you will support issues relating to both faiths, such as our mutual need to destroy the eggplantist reformation Gatto attempted to lead last month?

I pledge to promulgate a bull declaring Tomatoists acceptable heretics the moment we finish the Council of Wintreath.

When can we expect to see the Conclave completed?

When the Great Spud guides us to completion. One does not question the Starchy Will!