A CALL TO THE FAITHFUL OF WINTREATH
His
Starchy Eminence, the
Potato Pope Crushita, invites all citizens, but most importantly the faithful of Wintreath, to read this rather belated campaign on behalf of himself to once again obtain a seat in the
Illustrious Underhusen. This campaign firstly expresses his Eminences regret in not previously having a campaign, and acknowledges the damage this has done in not having given the voter their right to know his views on current issues, or lack thereof.
This campaign secondly would ask the voter to acknowledge His Eminences long service in the Underhusen, and implores them to remember why they elected him in no less then 10 previous sessions of the Underhusen! He would like to note that such a continuous record of service, with the only interruption being of his own making rather then of the voter. Finally his Eminence would like to call upon what everyone considers to be the best part of Wintreath. Having given you, the voter time to think about this, he would like to remind you that the best part of Wintreath is the Church of the Holy Potato, and that if you did not answer this, that you will be promptly burned at the
STEAK and that your vote is irrelevant.
Vote Crushita to not be burned at the Steak 2018!
