View Topic

Not that anyone cares about anything about me at all, I just thought I may as well set this up just in case, since I haven't already.

Why do you think nobody cares about anything about you?

Because i'm a duck wearing a bowler hat.

Of all the kinds of hats, why a bowler hat?

Ask about most things?
Okay, what do you think about most things?

What about ducks interests you so?

Gerrick's Question - Laurel and Hardy.
Aethelia's Question - Meh, comsi comsa.
Taulover's Question - Well, throughout primary school, one of my good friends wholeheartedly believed he was one, and I once met a scientist duck in his basement. Who I was told had created the universe. Long story.

Taulover's Question - Well, throughout primary school, one of my good friends wholeheartedly believed he was one, and I once met a scientist duck in his basement. Who I was told had created the universe. Long story.

I love stories! Care to tell?

Well, to be honest, I don't really know the story. My friend says that it's unspeakably long. I'd tell you to ask him, but he's become a seclusionist basically. All i really know is that a Duck (rather aptly named 'Doctor Duck') travelled from the future to the past and created the big bang. Not entirely sure if that has any truth to it but hey, you have to keep an open mind.