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This one is a really bad one....

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He wanted to go see his Baa Baa shop 

A man is accused of killing thirty-two people with his car. He doesn't deny it. However...
"It was an accident."
"What do you mean 'it was an accident?' You've killed more than thirty people! cop A exclaims.
Cop B, the nice one, calms him down and asks: "What exactly happened, Sir?"
"Well, you see, my brakes broke, and I couldn't stop. There were two groups of people crossing the street - thirty on the left and two on the right. So, knowing I would run over someone, I steered right, toward the two."
"I see. And how, pray tell, did you end up killing all of them?"
"Well... The two started running to the left..."

Joe Biden

What happens when you eat tin foil? You sheet metal