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Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 06, 2020, 04:34:28 PM
STAR WARS
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Hello everyone!  In the lastest spam, here by popular demand, we will begin the ambitious and fun task of quoting the entirety of the prequel trilogy of Star Wars!  At the end, perhaps we can tally who has posted the most and declare them THE SENATE.  Or Not Just the Men, but the Women and the Children Too.  Or something else.  Who knows?  You were right about one thing, master—the negotiations were short. 
Rule I: Don't double post!
Rule II: 'Line' shall be defined as per character, not per script
Rule III: Less a rule and more a fun little game:  If you can find any errors in the script here (https://johanw.home.xs4all.nl/StarWars/starwars1.html), then respect and bonus points for you! 

Additionally, for further line-by-line proofing if desired, here is a website (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3a1c080c-0003-4e69-81f2-895987871cdc) tau found which seems to be pretty great

Well, without further ado:
PAN DOWN to reveal a small space cruiser heading TOWARD CAMERA at great
speed. PAN with the cruiser as it heads towardthe beautiful green planet of
Naboo, which is surrounded by hundreds of Trade Federation battleships.

INT. REPUBLIC CRUISER - COCKPIT

In the cockpit of the cruise, the CAPTAIN and PILOT maneuver closer to one
of the battleships...

Misc Thoughts and Logistical Things
Apologies for taking so long making this.  Also I have declined to actually post dialogue in this opening post so someone else gets the privilege of being the first line—Liam Neeson saying "Captain" lol. 

07.10.2020: Changed out IMDB script for the Dutch one per Dawsinian's good recommendation

Perhaps I'll use this spoiler to update things too.  Who knows though  :P
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: Dawsinian on October 06, 2020, 04:48:24 PM
Qui-Gon: Captain.
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: taulover on October 06, 2020, 06:12:15 PM
Yes, sir?
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 06, 2020, 09:53:25 PM
Tell them we wish to board at once.
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Post by: taulover on October 06, 2020, 10:29:27 PM
Yes, sir.
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Post by: Kye on October 07, 2020, 12:17:47 AM
With all due respect for the Trade Federation, the Ambassodors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: taulover on October 07, 2020, 01:34:34 AM
Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, and we'd be happy to receive the ambassadors.
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 07, 2020, 01:38:12 AM
I'm TC-14 at your service. This way, please.

We are greatly honoured by your visit, Ambassadors.  Make yourselves comfortable.  My master will be with you shortly.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 07, 2020, 02:11:31 AM
(Disney Plus sub coming in handy)

I have a bad feeling about this.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 07, 2020, 05:22:03 AM
I don't sense anything
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Post by: Red Mones on October 07, 2020, 08:06:31 AM
It's not about the mission, Master
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 07, 2020, 04:56:58 PM
It's something... elsewhere... elusive.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 07, 2020, 06:52:36 PM
(I realize I should've done all of the Obi-Wan lines)

Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: Dawsinian on October 07, 2020, 07:07:39 PM
(Also everyone here is a better script than the IMDB one: https://johanw.home.xs4all.nl/StarWars/starwars1.html (https://johanw.home.xs4all.nl/StarWars/starwars1.html))

But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future...
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Post by: Red Mones on October 07, 2020, 07:14:26 PM
But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living force, young Padawan.
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 07, 2020, 07:17:39 PM
Yes, Master.

How do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the chancellor's demands?
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: Dawsinian on October 07, 2020, 07:21:16 PM
These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 07, 2020, 08:20:51 PM
Viceroy: What? What did you say?
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Post by: Imaginative Kane on October 07, 2020, 09:38:58 PM
The Ambassadors are Jedi Knights, I believe.
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Post by: taulover on October 07, 2020, 11:12:24 PM
I knew it! They're here to force a settlement.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 07, 2020, 11:19:24 PM
Distract them. I will contact Lord Sidious.
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Post by: taulover on October 08, 2020, 02:04:14 AM
Are you brain dead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi! Send the droid.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 08, 2020, 03:24:33 AM
Is it in their nature to make us wait this long?
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Post by: Kye on October 08, 2020, 03:42:25 AM
No... I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this trade dispute.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 08, 2020, 07:02:54 AM
What is it?
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 08, 2020, 02:41:22 PM
... This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockade is finished! We dare not go against these Jedi.
Title: STAR WARS: A LINE BY LINE REENACTMENT OF THE PREQUELS
Post by: Red Mones on October 08, 2020, 05:11:24 PM
Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.

This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans. Begn landing your trooops.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 08, 2020, 09:19:31 PM
My lord! Is that... legal?
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Post by: Red Mones on October 08, 2020, 09:38:58 PM
I will make it legal.
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Post by: taulover on October 09, 2020, 02:13:50 AM
And the... Jedi?
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 09, 2020, 06:10:42 AM
The Chancellor should never have brought them into this. Kill them immediately.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 10, 2020, 02:10:07 AM
Yes. Yes, my lord. As you wish.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 10, 2020, 02:14:50 AM
Captain?! Look!!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 10, 2020, 03:06:09 AM
Shields up!
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Post by: taulover on October 11, 2020, 09:48:19 PM
... Sorry.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 11, 2020, 11:15:06 PM
Dioxin!
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Post by: taulover on October 12, 2020, 12:53:05 AM
They must be dead by now. Destroy, what's left of them.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 12, 2020, 03:21:27 PM
Oh! Excuse me.
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Post by: taulover on October 13, 2020, 07:05:41 PM
Check it out Corporal. We'll cover you.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 13, 2020, 08:51:25 PM
Roger, roger.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 13, 2020, 09:02:02 PM
Uh-oh, blast them...
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Post by: Red Mones on October 13, 2020, 11:00:12 PM
What is going on down there?!
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 14, 2020, 12:12:02 AM
We've lost the transmission, sir.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 14, 2020, 02:36:50 AM
Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, Sir?
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 14, 2020, 03:03:45 AM
Well, no, but I don't... Seal off the bridge.
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Post by: taulover on October 14, 2020, 07:07:54 AM
Yes sir.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 14, 2020, 08:17:23 AM
That won’t be enough sir.
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Post by: taulover on October 14, 2020, 07:04:33 PM
I want droidekas up here at once!!!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 14, 2020, 07:31:02 PM
We will not survive this.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 14, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
Close the blast doors!!!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 14, 2020, 10:33:33 PM
That will hold them.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 15, 2020, 01:15:08 AM
...They're still coming through!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 15, 2020, 02:37:33 AM
This is impossible!
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 15, 2020, 03:00:01 AM
Where are those droidekas?!
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 15, 2020, 07:08:19 PM
Yes, sir.
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Post by: taulover on October 15, 2020, 10:17:22 PM
Master, destroyers.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 15, 2020, 11:08:58 PM
They have shield generators!
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 16, 2020, 04:25:51 AM
It's a standoff! Let's go!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 16, 2020, 07:07:36 PM
They're no match for droidekas.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 16, 2020, 11:15:47 PM
Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 16, 2020, 11:49:22 PM
Battle droids.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 18, 2020, 02:17:34 AM
It's an invasion army.
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Post by: taulover on October 18, 2020, 04:33:35 AM
This is an odd play for the Trade Federation. We've got to warn the Naboo and contact Chancellor Valorum. Let's split up. Stow aboard separate ships and meet down on the planet.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 18, 2020, 04:40:35 AM
You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
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Post by: taulover on October 18, 2020, 07:55:44 PM
Sir, a transmission from the planet.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 18, 2020, 08:35:21 PM
It's Queen Amidala herself!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 18, 2020, 10:03:48 PM
At last, we are getting results. Again you come before us, Your Highness.
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Post by: taulover on October 20, 2020, 11:42:10 PM
You will not be pleased when you hear what I have to say, Viceroy ... Your trade boycott of our planet has ended.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on October 22, 2020, 12:56:20 AM
I was not aware of such failure.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 22, 2020, 02:20:22 AM
I have word that the Chancellor's ambassadors are with you now, and that you have been commanded to reach settlement.
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Post by: taulover on October 22, 2020, 04:32:05 AM
I know nothing of any ambassadors ... you must be mistaken.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 22, 2020, 06:30:37 PM
Beware, Viceroy. The Federation has gone too far this time.
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Post by: taulover on October 22, 2020, 10:16:11 PM
We would never do anything without the approval of the Senate. You assume too much.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 23, 2020, 09:46:37 PM
We will see.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 24, 2020, 11:59:07 PM
She's right. The senate will never-
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 25, 2020, 06:00:19 PM
It's too late now.
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Post by: taulover on October 26, 2020, 12:54:53 AM
Do you think she suspects an attack?
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Post by: Red Mones on October 26, 2020, 04:12:23 AM
@taulover I think you missed the newest page, so I'm gonna skip one line ahead.

I don't know, but we must move quickly to disrupt all communications down there.
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Post by: taulover on October 26, 2020, 04:17:48 AM
Negotiations haven't started because the ambassadors aren't there? How could that be true? I have assurances from the chancellor his ambassadors did arrive... It must-handiwork-negotiate-ambassadors...

(and lol I somehow coincidentally decided to pick this avatar, at the exact same time that this quote comes up, and also got to be able to quote this exact part)
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Post by: Red Mones on October 26, 2020, 05:17:40 PM
Senator Palpatine. What's happening?
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Post by: taulover on October 26, 2020, 07:05:55 PM
Check the transmission generators.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 26, 2020, 08:13:20 PM
A communications disruption can only mean one thing. Invasion.
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Post by: taulover on October 27, 2020, 04:12:50 AM
The Federation would not dare go that far.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 27, 2020, 06:47:18 AM
The senate would revoke their trade franchise, and they'd be finished.
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Post by: taulover on October 27, 2020, 10:40:05 PM
We must continue to rely on negotiation.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 28, 2020, 11:48:24 PM
Negotiation? We've lost all communications! ... and where are the Chancellors Ambassadors?
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Post by: taulover on October 29, 2020, 07:32:16 PM
This is a dangerous situation, Your Highness. Our security volunteers will be no match against a battle-hardened Federation army.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 29, 2020, 11:23:00 PM
I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.
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Post by: taulover on October 30, 2020, 02:11:13 AM
Yes, Viceroy?
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Post by: Red Mones on October 30, 2020, 03:58:34 AM
Captain, we've searched the ship and there is no trace of the jedi. They may have gotten on one of your landing craft.
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Post by: taulover on October 30, 2020, 07:19:57 AM
If they are down here, sir, we'll find them.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 30, 2020, 06:13:29 PM
Use caution. These jedi are not to be underestimated.
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 30, 2020, 09:42:36 PM
Oh, noooooooooo!


(I hate that I have the first Jar-Jar line  ::))
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Post by: taulover on October 30, 2020, 11:10:15 PM
Quick! Get out of here!
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Post by: Dawsinian on October 30, 2020, 11:17:53 PM
Get off!
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Post by: taulover on October 31, 2020, 06:09:53 PM
Whas dat?

Hey, wait!

Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 31, 2020, 06:40:03 PM
You almost got us killed. Are you brainless?
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 01, 2020, 09:57:15 PM
I spake.

In other news
taulover posted on October 31, 2020, 06:09:53 PM
Whas dat?

Hey, wait!

Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!
OH MY GOD

I got WAY too much enjoyment out of Tau being the one to quote Jar-Jar  :))
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Post by: Red Mones on November 01, 2020, 11:33:49 PM
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now, get out of here.
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Post by: taulover on November 02, 2020, 07:13:43 AM
No... no! Mesa stay...Mesa culled Ja Ja Binksss. Mesa yous humble servaunt.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 02, 2020, 06:56:48 PM
That won't be necessary.
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Post by: taulover on November 03, 2020, 03:27:03 AM
Oh boot tit tis! Tis demunded byda guds it tis.

...

Oh nooooooo!
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Post by: Red Mones on November 03, 2020, 07:13:36 PM
Stay down!
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Post by: taulover on November 03, 2020, 11:30:24 PM
Yousa sav-ed my again!

In other news
you: (https://i.imgur.com/QRCWCcu.jpg)

me, an intellectual:
BraveSirRobin posted on November 01, 2020, 09:57:15 PM
I spake.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 05, 2020, 11:23:44 PM
What's this?
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Post by: taulover on November 05, 2020, 11:42:08 PM
A local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 06, 2020, 07:55:54 AM
A local. Let's get out of here before more droids show up.
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Post by: taulover on November 07, 2020, 02:05:19 AM
More? "More" did you spake?

Ex-squeeze-me, but de mostest safest place would be Gunga City. Is where I grew up. 'Tis a hidden city.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 07, 2020, 03:09:13 AM
A city?

(I'm loving these Jar Jar lines :)))
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Post by: taulover on November 09, 2020, 02:36:07 AM
Uhhu.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 09, 2020, 07:20:51 AM
Can you take us there?
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Post by: taulover on November 09, 2020, 07:43:52 AM
Ahhh, ... on second taut ... no.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 09, 2020, 05:15:44 PM
No?
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Post by: Dawsinian on November 09, 2020, 05:36:50 PM
Iss embarrissing, boot ahh... My afrai my've bean banished. My forgoten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my. Terrible tings if my goen back dare.
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Post by: taulover on November 09, 2020, 08:20:49 PM
You hear that?

(Also - we are starting to see slight dialogue errors in the script linked above when compared to the actual movie clips on getyarn.io!)
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Post by: Red Mones on November 09, 2020, 08:35:40 PM
Yah.
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Post by: taulover on November 09, 2020, 08:55:16 PM
That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 10, 2020, 06:06:42 AM
If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces, and blast us into oblivion.
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Post by: taulover on November 10, 2020, 11:34:22 PM
Oh! Yousa point is well said. Dis way! Hurry!
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 11, 2020, 03:27:26 PM
How much further?

(And yeah, some slight dialogue errors, but so far I don't think anything too major we need much in the way of edits?  Just "not really no" in your on second taut post, etc.)
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Post by: Red Mones on November 11, 2020, 06:02:11 PM
Wesa goen underwater, okeyday? Ah my warning you. Gungans no liken outsiders, so don't spect a warm welcome.
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Post by: taulover on November 11, 2020, 08:45:06 PM
Oh, don't worry. This hasn't been our day for warm welcomes.

cue Darth Jar Jar Force powers
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Post by: Dawsinian on November 12, 2020, 12:14:20 AM
Ahh... yousa follow me now, okeyday?
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Post by: Red Mones on November 12, 2020, 06:58:36 PM
What about the "Ar, ar, ar! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" part? :P
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 12, 2020, 07:17:18 PM
So good bein home!

(And Mones your post can be edited to be the swimming montage... have to include a line to post in this thread!  ;P )
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Post by: taulover on November 12, 2020, 08:43:58 PM
Oh, me gusa. Hata-hata.

BraveSirRobin posted on November 12, 2020, 07:17:18 PM
(And Mones your post can be edited to be the swimming montage... have to include a line to post in this thread!  ;P )
Mones did add the "Ar, ar, ar! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" line - it's just slightly out of order because Daws missed it :D
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 13, 2020, 12:05:13 AM
Hey, yousa!  Stopa dare!

taulover posted on November 12, 2020, 08:43:58 PM
Mones did add the "Ar, ar, ar! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" line - it's just slightly out of order because Daws missed it :D
Ahh yes true.  But still.  *Technically* out of order :P 

It works though either way I suppose lol.  It is Gungans after all, not exactly known for quality control  :))
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Post by: taulover on November 13, 2020, 04:40:43 AM
Heyo-dales, Cap'n Tarpals. Mesa back!
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Post by: Dawsinian on November 13, 2020, 09:40:38 PM
Noah gain, Ja Ja. Yousa goen tada Bosses. Yousa in big dudu this time.
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Post by: taulover on November 13, 2020, 11:40:45 PM
Ohh. Ay ay.

How wude!
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Post by: Dawsinian on November 14, 2020, 01:05:40 AM
Yousa cannot bees hair. Dis army of mackineeks up dare tis new weesong!
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Post by: taulover on November 15, 2020, 07:03:04 PM
A droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them.
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Post by: Dawsinian on November 19, 2020, 01:11:42 AM
Wesa no like da Naboo! Da Naboo tink day so smarty. Day tink day brains so big.
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Post by: Imaginative Kane on November 19, 2020, 04:59:15 AM
Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.
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Post by: taulover on November 19, 2020, 08:16:40 PM
Mesa no tink so. Dey not know of uss-en.
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Post by: Dawsinian on November 20, 2020, 01:06:57 AM
You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.
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Post by: taulover on November 20, 2020, 06:23:17 AM
Wesa no care-n about da Naboo.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 20, 2020, 08:21:53 PM
You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.
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Post by: taulover on November 23, 2020, 01:07:52 AM
Wesa no care-n about da Naboo.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 26, 2020, 12:43:41 AM
Then speed us on our way.
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Post by: taulover on November 26, 2020, 02:50:13 AM
Wesa ganna speed yous away.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on November 28, 2020, 06:00:33 PM
We could use a transport.
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Post by: taulover on November 29, 2020, 12:43:31 AM
Wesa give yousa una bongo. Hmm? Da speediest way tooda Naboo... 'tis goen through the planet core. Now go.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 07, 2020, 08:02:50 AM
Thank you for your help. We leave in peace.
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 08, 2020, 02:40:40 PM
Master, what's a bongo?
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Post by: taulover on December 09, 2020, 01:01:54 AM
 A transport, I hope.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 09, 2020, 01:11:07 AM
Deysa setten yousa up. Goen through da planet core? Bad bombin'. Mmm... any help here would be hot.
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Post by: taulover on December 09, 2020, 08:51:17 PM
Master, we're short of time.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 09, 2020, 09:03:54 PM
We need a navigator to get us throught the planet's core. This gungan may be of help.

What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?
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Post by: taulover on December 09, 2020, 09:05:24 PM
Hisen to be pune-ished.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 09, 2020, 09:13:26 PM
I saved his life. He owes me what you call a life debt. Your gods demand that his life belongs to me now.
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Post by: taulover on December 10, 2020, 07:25:51 AM
Binks. Yousa haveda liveplay with thisen hisen?
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Post by: Red Mones on December 10, 2020, 07:51:40 AM
Mm, uh-huh.
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Post by: taulover on December 10, 2020, 08:23:29 AM
Begone wit him.
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 10, 2020, 06:24:26 PM
Count mesa outta dis one! Better dead here, den deader in da core...Yee guds, whata mesa sayin?!
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Post by: Red Mones on December 10, 2020, 07:40:06 PM
Dis is nutsen. Oh, gooberfish!
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Post by: taulover on December 10, 2020, 09:21:34 PM
Why were you banished, Jar Jar?
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 10, 2020, 11:02:08 PM
Tis a longo taleo, buta small part of it wawdbe mesa... aaaa..... clumsy.
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Post by: taulover on December 11, 2020, 02:27:27 AM
You were banished because you were clumsy?

Spoiler
Dawsinian posted on December 10, 2020, 11:02:08 PM
mesa... aaaa..... clumsy.
me whenever I mess up
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 11, 2020, 02:53:13 AM
Ahh... Yousa mighten be sayin dat.
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Post by: taulover on December 11, 2020, 03:09:21 AM
Mesa cause-ed mabee one or duey lettal bitty axadentes...yud-say boom da gasser, un crash Der Bosses heyblibber...den banished.

Uh-oh. Big gooberfish. Huge O-teeth!
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 11, 2020, 04:27:29 AM
There's always a bigger fish.
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Post by: taulover on December 11, 2020, 07:26:48 PM
Mesa tink we goen back now.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 12, 2020, 02:29:39 AM
The invasion is on schedule, My Lord.
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Post by: taulover on December 12, 2020, 04:51:33 AM
I have the Senate bogged down in procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on December 13, 2020, 02:48:40 AM
The queen has great faith that the senate will side with her.
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Post by: taulover on December 13, 2020, 11:11:17 AM
Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 13, 2020, 08:09:44 PM
Yes, My Lord.
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Post by: taulover on December 14, 2020, 12:51:48 AM
You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi?
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Post by: Red Mones on December 14, 2020, 02:11:17 AM
No need to report that to him until we have something to report.
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Post by: taulover on December 14, 2020, 08:19:45 PM
Where wesa goin.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on December 15, 2020, 09:59:33 PM
Don't worry. The Force will guide us.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 15, 2020, 11:15:24 PM
Ohh, maxi big, da force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.
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Post by: taulover on December 16, 2020, 12:59:20 AM
... we're losing power.
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Post by: Hydra on December 16, 2020, 01:45:02 AM
Oh, no...
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Post by: Red Mones on December 16, 2020, 02:43:08 AM
Wesa dyin' here!
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on December 16, 2020, 05:26:07 AM
Just relax. We're not in trouble yet.
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Post by: taulover on December 17, 2020, 02:16:58 AM
What yet? Monstairs out dare! Leak'n in here, all'n sink'n, and nooooo power! You nutsen! WHEN YOUSA TINKEN WESA IN TROUBLE?!!!?
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Post by: Red Mones on December 17, 2020, 07:09:33 PM
Power's back.
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Post by: taulover on December 18, 2020, 01:11:46 AM
Huh? AAH, MONSTER'S BACK!
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Post by: Red Mones on December 18, 2020, 10:06:06 PM
Relax.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on December 19, 2020, 08:17:47 PM
You overdid it.
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 20, 2020, 12:58:35 AM
Head for that outcropping.
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Post by: taulover on December 20, 2020, 08:47:16 PM
Horrible! Oh boy!
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Post by: Red Mones on December 21, 2020, 08:08:02 PM
Viceroy, we have captured the Queen.
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Post by: taulover on December 24, 2020, 12:38:41 AM
Ah, victory!
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Post by: Imaginative Kane on December 24, 2020, 02:14:20 AM
Oo. Dis seem uverly.
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Post by: taulover on December 26, 2020, 03:17:53 AM
...how will you explain this invasion to the Senate?
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Post by: Red Mones on December 27, 2020, 03:29:55 AM
The Queen and I will sign a treaty that will legitimize our occupation here. I have assurances it will be ratified by the Senate.
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Post by: Imaginative Kane on December 29, 2020, 10:12:50 AM
I will not co-operate.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 30, 2020, 02:26:16 AM
Now, now, Your Highness. In time the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view.

Commander.
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Post by: taulover on December 30, 2020, 03:28:08 AM
Yes, sir!
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Post by: Imaginative Kane on January 01, 2021, 01:42:21 AM
Process them.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on January 08, 2021, 10:37:25 PM
Captain, take them to Camp 4.
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Post by: taulover on January 09, 2021, 07:09:21 AM
Roger, roger.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 13, 2021, 09:38:34 PM
We should leave the streets, your highness.
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Post by: taulover on January 13, 2021, 11:01:45 PM
Get their weapons.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 14, 2021, 05:55:26 PM
Woah. Yousa guys bombad!
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Post by: taulover on January 15, 2021, 10:22:42 PM
We're the Ambassadors, for the Supreme Chancellor.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on January 18, 2021, 06:00:55 AM
Your negotiations seemed to have failed, Ambassador.
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Post by: taulover on January 18, 2021, 09:32:32 PM
The negotiations never took place. It's urgent that we make contact with the Republic.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on January 18, 2021, 11:45:52 PM
They've knocked out all our communications.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 19, 2021, 04:45:27 AM
Do you have transports?
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Post by: taulover on January 20, 2021, 01:02:00 AM
In the main hanger. This way.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 20, 2021, 05:42:18 PM
There are too many of them!
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Post by: taulover on January 20, 2021, 06:15:40 PM
That won't be a problem.

Your Highness, under the circumstances, I suggest you come to Coruscant with us.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 25, 2021, 11:52:01 PM
Thank you, Ambassador, but my place is here with my people.
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Post by: taulover on January 26, 2021, 04:01:17 AM
They will kill you if you stay.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 26, 2021, 04:05:44 AM
They wouldn't dare.
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Post by: taulover on January 26, 2021, 08:46:03 PM
They need her to sign a treaty to make this invasion of theirs legal. They can't afford to kill her.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 26, 2021, 09:40:40 PM
There is something else behind all this, Your Highness. There is no logic in the Federation's move here. My feelings tell me they will destroy you.
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Post by: taulover on January 27, 2021, 06:55:57 PM
Our only hope is for the Senate to side with us ... Senator Palpatine will need your help.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 27, 2021, 08:41:46 PM
Either choice presents great danger...to us all.
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Post by: taulover on January 28, 2021, 07:09:53 AM
We are brave, Your Highness.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 28, 2021, 05:49:54 PM
If you are to leave, Your Highness, it must be now.
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Post by: taulover on January 30, 2021, 11:15:53 PM
Then, I will plead our case to the Senate. Be careful, Governor.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 31, 2021, 05:23:01 AM
We need to free those pilots!
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Post by: taulover on January 31, 2021, 09:05:53 PM
I'll deal with that.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 01, 2021, 01:00:30 AM
Halt.
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Post by: taulover on February 01, 2021, 01:34:10 AM
I'm Ambassador for the Supreme Chancellor, and I'm taking these people to Coruscant.
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Post by: Dawsinian on February 01, 2021, 02:13:56 AM
Where are you taking them?
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Post by: Red Mones on February 01, 2021, 02:18:13 AM
To Coruscant.
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Post by: Dawsinian on February 01, 2021, 02:19:47 AM
Coruscant!? Ahh, that doesn't compute. ... Ahh, wait! ... Ahh, you're under arrest!
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Post by: Red Mones on February 01, 2021, 02:27:09 AM
Go!

Now stay here, and keep out of trouble.
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Post by: taulover on February 02, 2021, 03:31:21 AM
Ello, boyos.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 02, 2021, 05:51:43 PM
There's the blockade.

The shield generator's been hit.
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Post by: taulover on February 02, 2021, 06:48:24 PM
How wude!
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Post by: Red Mones on February 03, 2021, 12:08:50 AM
We're loosing droids... fast.

EDIT: Wait, is this a typo?
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Post by: taulover on February 03, 2021, 08:00:53 AM
If we can't get the shield generators fixed, we'll be sitting ducks (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Duck/Legends).

(Yes, the script linked has typos.)
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Post by: Red Mones on February 03, 2021, 05:47:49 PM
The shields are gone.

Powers back! That little droid did it... bypassed the main power drive. Deflector shield up, at maximum.

There's not enough power to get us to Coruscant... the hyperdrive is leaking.
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Post by: taulover on February 03, 2021, 11:36:55 PM
We'll have to land somewhere to refuel and repair the ship.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 04, 2021, 04:28:19 AM
Here, Master. Tatooine... It's small, out of the way, poor... The Trade Federation has no presence there.
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Post by: taulover on February 04, 2021, 03:31:35 PM
How can you be sure?
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Post by: Red Mones on February 04, 2021, 06:16:48 PM
It's controlled by the Hutts...
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on February 06, 2021, 12:40:15 AM
You can't take Her Royal Highness there. The Hutts are gangsters!  If they discover her--
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Post by: Red Mones on February 06, 2021, 01:04:43 AM
... It would be no different than if we landed on a system controlled by the Federation ... except the Hutts aren't looking for her, which gives us an advantage.
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Post by: taulover on February 06, 2021, 03:10:04 AM
...And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on February 15, 2021, 05:05:39 AM
She has disappeared, my Lord.  One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
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Post by: Imaginative Kane on February 15, 2021, 05:25:59 AM
I want that treaty signed.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 15, 2021, 05:30:43 AM
My Lord, it's impossible to locate the ship. It's out of our range.
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Post by: taulover on February 15, 2021, 07:23:00 AM
Not for a Sith...

This is my apprentice. Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 15, 2021, 07:28:33 AM
This is getting out of hand ... now there are two of them.
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Post by: taulover on February 15, 2021, 07:35:52 AM
We should not have made this bargain!
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Post by: Red Mones on February 15, 2021, 08:45:25 PM
...An extremely well put together little droid. Without a doubt, it saved the ship, as well as our lives.
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Post by: taulover on February 15, 2021, 09:06:42 PM
It is to be commended...what is its number?
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Post by: Red Mones on February 15, 2021, 10:15:56 PM
R2-D2, Your Highness.
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Post by: taulover on February 16, 2021, 04:02:33 PM
Thank you, Artoo Detoo... Padme!

Clean this droid up the best you can. It deserves our gratitude... Continue, Captain.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 16, 2021, 05:47:19 PM
Your Highness, with your permission we're heading for a remote planet called Tatooine. It is a system far beyond the reach of the Trade Federation.
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Post by: taulover on February 16, 2021, 08:38:12 PM
I do not agree with the Jedi on this.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 16, 2021, 09:17:05 PM
You must trust my judgment, Your Highness.
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Post by: taulover on February 18, 2021, 04:07:46 PM
Hidoe!

Sorry. Whosa are yousa?
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Post by: Red Mones on February 19, 2021, 12:16:18 AM
I'm Padme.
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Post by: taulover on February 19, 2021, 05:54:52 AM
Mesa Ja Ja Binksss.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 19, 2021, 11:09:35 PM
You're a GUNGAN, aren't you?
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Post by: taulover on February 22, 2021, 08:01:31 PM
Ah-huh.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 22, 2021, 08:56:03 PM
How did you end up here with us?
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Post by: taulover on February 23, 2021, 07:10:08 PM
My no know... mesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom.... getten berry skeered, un grabbed dat Jedi, and before mesa knowen it... pow! Mesa here.... getten berry berry skeered.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 24, 2021, 12:40:05 AM
That's it. Tatooine... There's a settlement.
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Post by: taulover on February 24, 2021, 06:54:44 PM
Land near the outskirts. We don't want to attract any attention.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 25, 2021, 09:39:19 PM
The hyperdrive generator's gone, Master.
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Post by: taulover on February 25, 2021, 11:12:47 PM
That'll complicate things. Be wary... I sense a disturbance in the Force.
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Post by: Red Mones on February 28, 2021, 06:30:52 AM
I feel it also, Master.
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Post by: taulover on February 28, 2021, 11:35:12 PM
Don't let them send any transmissions.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 01, 2021, 03:50:39 AM
Dis sun doen murder ta mesa skin.
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Post by: taulover on March 02, 2021, 05:10:57 AM
Wait! Wait. Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 02, 2021, 05:42:55 AM
No more commands from Her Highness today, Captain. This spaceport is not going to be pleasant...
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Post by: taulover on March 03, 2021, 01:50:30 AM
The Queen wishes it. She is curious about this planet.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 03, 2021, 11:57:02 PM
This is not a good idea. Stay close to me.

...moisture farms for the most part. Some indigenous tribes and scavengers. The few spaceports like this one are havens for those who do not wish to be found...
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Post by: taulover on March 05, 2021, 10:04:52 PM
Like us.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 06, 2021, 06:55:08 AM
Dissen berry berry bad. Ooooh... icky... icky... goo.
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Post by: taulover on March 06, 2021, 09:06:26 AM
We'll try one of the smaller dealers.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 08, 2021, 04:03:43 AM
Guta naloya.

Ha chuba da nala?
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Post by: taulover on March 08, 2021, 04:35:09 AM
I need parts for a J-type 327 Nubian.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 12, 2021, 09:12:06 PM
Ah yes, ah yes. Nubian. We have lots of that. Peedenk! Naba dee unko!
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Post by: taulover on March 12, 2021, 10:17:05 PM
My droid here has a readout of what I need.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 13, 2021, 06:09:06 AM
Coona tee-tocky malia?
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Post by: Dawsinian on July 02, 2021, 07:37:48 PM
Mel tassa cho-passa...
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Post by: taulover on July 05, 2021, 07:27:47 PM
Chut-Chut! Ganda doe wallya. Me dwana no bata.

Soooo, let me take - a thee out back. Ni you'll find what you need.
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on July 22, 2021, 06:51:15 PM
Don't touch anything.
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Post by: taulover on July 22, 2021, 07:25:17 PM
Are you an angel?
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Post by: Red Mones on August 12, 2021, 10:09:04 PM
What?
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Post by: taulover on August 15, 2021, 07:34:44 AM
An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
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Post by: Red Mones on August 15, 2021, 06:06:01 PM
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much.
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Post by: taulover on August 15, 2021, 08:05:40 PM
I listen to all the traders and starpilots that come by here. I'm a pilot, you know, and some day I'm gonna fly away from this place.
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Post by: Red Mones on August 16, 2021, 06:23:14 PM
You're a pilot?
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Post by: taulover on August 17, 2021, 01:17:50 AM
All my life.
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Post by: Red Mones on August 18, 2021, 09:58:00 PM
How long have you been here?
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Post by: taulover on August 19, 2021, 12:42:37 AM
Since I was very little, three, I think. My Mom and I were sold to Gardulla the Hutt, but she lost us, betting on the Podraces.
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Post by: Red Mones on August 20, 2021, 11:28:20 PM
You're ... a slave?
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Post by: taulover on August 27, 2021, 06:08:21 AM
I'm a person and my name is Anakin.
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Post by: Red Mones on August 27, 2021, 06:21:27 PM
I'm sorry. I don't fully understand. This is a strange place to me.
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Post by: taulover on August 29, 2021, 08:46:38 AM
 Hey...
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Post by: Red Mones on August 30, 2021, 02:58:49 AM
Wha?
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Post by: taulover on August 30, 2021, 07:20:07 AM
Hit the nose!
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Post by: Red Mones on August 30, 2021, 07:05:57 PM
Oh!
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Post by: taulover on September 01, 2021, 07:45:08 PM
... a T-14 hyperdrive generator!! Thee in luck, I'm the only one hereabouts who has one... but thee might as well buy a new ship. It would be cheaper, I think... Saying of which, how's thee going to pay for all this?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 01, 2021, 08:19:55 PM
I have 20,000 Republic dataries.
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Post by: taulover on September 02, 2021, 01:08:49 AM
Republic credits?!? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real...
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Post by: Red Mones on September 02, 2021, 04:56:49 PM
I don't have anything else. But credits will do fine.
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Post by: taulover on September 02, 2021, 08:30:24 PM
No, they won'ta!
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Post by: Red Mones on September 03, 2021, 04:24:54 AM
Credits will do fine.
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Post by: taulover on September 05, 2021, 09:47:46 AM
No, they WON'T-a! What, you think you're some kinda Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me, only money. No money, no parts, no deal!

And no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise you that!
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Post by: Red Mones on September 06, 2021, 04:20:21 AM
... wouldn't have lasted long if I weren't so good at fixing things.
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Post by: taulover on September 07, 2021, 02:09:18 AM
We're leaving. Jar Jar?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 07, 2021, 04:09:45 AM
I'm glad to have met you.
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Post by: taulover on September 08, 2021, 01:25:33 AM
I was glad to meet you too.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 08, 2021, 04:13:02 AM
Ootmians! Tinka me chasa hopoe ma booty na nolia.
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Post by: Dawsinian on September 08, 2021, 07:15:22 AM
La lova num botaffa.
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Post by: taulover on September 08, 2021, 03:24:17 PM
Fweepa niaga. Tolpa da bunky dunko.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 08, 2021, 05:18:56 PM
Yippee!
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Post by: taulover on September 10, 2021, 03:22:23 PM
... and you're sure there's nothing left on board?
original post
Yippee!

(you forgot this very important line)
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Post by: Red Mones on September 10, 2021, 07:14:10 PM
A few containers of supplies, the Queen's wardrobe, maybe. But not enough for you to barter with. Not in the amounts you're talking about.

(Fixed, we can swap those)
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Post by: taulover on September 11, 2021, 02:20:57 AM
All right. I'm sure another solution will present itself. I'll check back later.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 11, 2021, 04:53:47 AM
Noah gain... Noah gain da beings hereabouts cawazy. Wesa be robbed un crunched.
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Post by: taulover on September 12, 2021, 03:58:37 AM
Not likely. We have nothing of value, that's our problem.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 12, 2021, 04:41:54 AM
Ay, ay. Yawoba wonga?
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Post by: taulover on September 12, 2021, 10:21:58 PM
Uga wupiupi wep.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 12, 2021, 11:40:48 PM
Chuba!!
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Post by: taulover on September 13, 2021, 12:51:15 AM
Ooops.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 13, 2021, 05:48:52 PM
Ni chuba ni??
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Post by: taulover on September 13, 2021, 09:59:47 PM
Who, mesa?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 14, 2021, 05:54:56 PM
Chesko Sebulba... Cha pooka uman geesa... Matesa ratico ponipa chop chowa.
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Post by: taulover on September 14, 2021, 10:50:39 PM
Nic me chouwa wimo noke maka noke. Una noto wo shag, me wompity du pom pom.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 15, 2021, 04:46:26 AM
Eh, chee bana do mullee ra.

Hi!
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Post by: taulover on September 15, 2021, 05:38:05 AM
Hi there!
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Post by: Red Mones on September 15, 2021, 06:38:31 PM
Your buddy here was about to be turned into orange goo. He picked a fight with a Dug. An especially dangerous Dug called Sebulba.
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Post by: taulover on September 15, 2021, 10:34:30 PM
Mesa haten crunchen. Dat's da last ting mesa wanten.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 16, 2021, 05:29:47 PM
Nevertheless, the boy is right ... you were heading for trouble... Thanks, my young friend.
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Post by: taulover on September 17, 2021, 04:08:05 AM
But... but... mesa doen nutteen!
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Post by: Red Mones on September 17, 2021, 06:50:37 PM
This storm will slow them down.
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Post by: taulover on September 20, 2021, 02:14:35 PM
It looks pretty bad.

Panaka?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 20, 2021, 04:40:17 PM
We're receiving a message from home.
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Post by: taulover on September 20, 2021, 07:50:55 PM
We'll be right there.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 20, 2021, 11:57:40 PM
Here, you'll like these pallies... Here.
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Post by: taulover on September 21, 2021, 03:56:15 AM
Thank you.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 21, 2021, 06:14:46 PM
Oh, my bones are aching ... storm's coming up, Annie. You'd better get home quick.
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Post by: taulover on September 22, 2021, 02:38:26 AM
Do you have shelter?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 22, 2021, 03:21:36 AM
We'll head back to our ship.
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Post by: taulover on September 26, 2021, 06:52:13 PM
Is it far?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 27, 2021, 01:46:31 AM
You'll never reach the outskirts in time... sandstorms are very, very dangerous. Come on! I'll take you to my place.



Mom! Mom! I'm home.






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Post by: taulover on September 27, 2021, 04:54:01 AM
Dissen cozy.
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Post by: Red Mones on September 27, 2021, 06:16:34 PM
These are my friends, Mom.
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Post by: taulover on September 27, 2021, 11:15:01 PM
Hidoe!
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Post by: Red Mones on September 28, 2021, 05:19:46 PM
I'm Qui-Gon Jinn.
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Post by: taulover on September 28, 2021, 06:00:50 PM
I'm building a droid. You wanna see?
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Post by: Red Mones on September 29, 2021, 06:49:36 PM
Your son was kind enough to offer us shelter.
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Post by: taulover on September 29, 2021, 10:55:25 PM
Come on! I'll show you Threepio!

Isn't he great?! He's not finished yet.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 01, 2021, 07:05:35 PM
He's wonderful!
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Post by: taulover on October 02, 2021, 01:38:50 AM
You really like him? He's a protocol droid ... to help Mom. Watch!

...Whoops. Yeah.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 02, 2021, 07:28:11 PM
Oh, oh. Where is everybody?

Oh, hello, I am See-Threepio, Human Cyborg Relations. How might I serve you?
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Post by: taulover on October 04, 2021, 03:20:43 PM
He's perfect.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 04, 2021, 06:23:23 PM
Oh, perfect.
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Post by: taulover on October 04, 2021, 08:31:38 PM
When the storm is over, I'll show you my racer.

I'm building a Podracer!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 05, 2021, 05:55:57 AM
I'm not sure this floor is entirely stable. Oh, hello. I don't believe we've been introduced.
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Post by: taulover on October 05, 2021, 06:18:07 AM
Woowoowooweeoo! Beep boop! Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 05, 2021, 06:12:28 PM
Artoo-Detoo. A pleasure to meet you. I am See-Threepio, Human Cyborg Relations.
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Post by: taulover on October 05, 2021, 07:45:41 PM
Tweet tweet. Boop beep boop. Boop beep boop beep boop boop beep!

(you're really gonna make me transcribe all the Artoo beep boops huh)
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Post by: Red Mones on October 06, 2021, 06:14:50 PM
(XD I wasn't sure how that was gonne be typed out :P)

I beg your pardon ... what do you mean, naked?
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Post by: taulover on October 06, 2021, 10:33:32 PM
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 08, 2021, 06:52:16 PM
My parts are showing? My goodness.
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Post by: taulover on October 09, 2021, 12:38:13 AM
Beep beep beep beep boop boop! :D
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Post by: Red Mones on October 10, 2021, 04:10:30 AM
... the death toll is catastrophic...we must bow to their wishes... you must contact me ...
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Post by: taulover on October 13, 2021, 02:48:51 AM
It's a trick. Send no reply.

Send no transmission of any kind.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 13, 2021, 04:39:17 AM
It sounds like bait to establish a connection trace.
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Post by: taulover on October 13, 2021, 03:23:54 PM
What if it is true and the people are dying?
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Post by: Red Mones on October 13, 2021, 09:12:42 PM
Either way, we're running out of time.
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Post by: taulover on October 13, 2021, 09:50:15 PM
Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 14, 2021, 02:55:24 AM
Move against the Jedi first...you will then have no difficulty in taking the Queen to Naboo to sign the treaty.
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Post by: taulover on October 14, 2021, 03:11:33 AM
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 15, 2021, 09:35:16 PM
You have been well trained, my young apprentice, they will be no match for you.
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Post by: taulover on October 18, 2021, 12:57:25 AM
All slaves have a transmitter placed inside their bodies somewhere. I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine. Any attempt to escape- And they blow you up! Boom!
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Post by: Red Mones on October 18, 2021, 05:58:56 AM
How wude.
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Post by: taulover on October 18, 2021, 08:56:18 PM
I can't believe there's still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic's antislavery laws-
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Post by: Red Mones on October 20, 2021, 03:10:54 AM
The Republic doesn't exist out here...we must survive on our own.
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Post by: taulover on October 20, 2021, 02:14:06 PM
Excuse me.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 21, 2021, 10:06:31 PM
Has anybody ever seen a Podrace?
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Post by: taulover on October 22, 2021, 06:20:30 PM
They have Podracing on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 22, 2021, 07:21:33 PM
I'm the only human who can do it.
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Post by: taulover on October 25, 2021, 09:27:49 PM
You must have Jedi reflexes if you race pods.

Don't do that again.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 26, 2021, 07:07:47 PM
You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
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Post by: taulover on October 27, 2021, 01:08:11 AM
What makes you think that?
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Post by: Red Mones on October 28, 2021, 04:37:21 AM
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
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Post by: taulover on October 29, 2021, 08:25:16 PM
Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.
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Post by: Red Mones on October 31, 2021, 09:40:24 PM
I don't think so ... No one can kill a Jedi.
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Post by: taulover on November 01, 2021, 03:38:22 AM
I wish that were so...
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Post by: Red Mones on November 02, 2021, 08:46:37 PM
I had a dream I was a Jedi. I came back here to free all the slaves... have you come to free us?
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Post by: taulover on November 06, 2021, 03:23:27 PM
No, I'm afraid not ...
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Post by: Red Mones on November 06, 2021, 05:24:23 PM
I think you have ... why else would you be here?
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Post by: taulover on November 08, 2021, 06:08:51 AM
 I can see there's no fooling you... We're on our way to Coruscant, the central system in the Republic, on a very important mission.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 09, 2021, 03:30:09 AM
How did you end up here in the outer rim?
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Post by: taulover on November 09, 2021, 08:24:35 PM
Our ship was damaged, and we're stranded here until we can repair it.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 10, 2021, 05:17:32 AM
I can help! I can fix anything!
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Post by: taulover on November 12, 2021, 05:30:33 AM
I believe you can, but first we must acquire the parts we need...
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Post by: Red Mones on November 15, 2021, 03:27:28 AM
Wit no-nutten mula to trade.
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Post by: taulover on November 15, 2021, 04:44:36 AM
These junk dealers must have a weakness of some kind.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 16, 2021, 02:33:20 AM
Gambling. Everything here revolves around betting on those awful races.
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Post by: taulover on November 16, 2021, 08:14:26 PM
Podracing ... Greed can be a powerful ally.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 16, 2021, 09:48:49 PM
I've built a racer! It's the fastest ever...There's a big race tomorrow, on Boonta Eve. You could enter my pod.
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Post by: taulover on November 17, 2021, 02:25:08 AM
Anakin! Watto won't let you...
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Post by: Red Mones on November 18, 2021, 12:21:38 AM
Watto doesn't know I've built it.

You could make him think it's yours, and get him to let me pilot it for you.
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Post by: taulover on November 18, 2021, 07:11:06 PM
I don't want you to race. It's awful. I die every time Watto makes you do it.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 19, 2021, 07:19:48 PM
But Mom, I love it. The prize money would more than pay for the parts they need.
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Post by: taulover on November 19, 2021, 11:19:17 PM
Anakin!
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Post by: Red Mones on November 20, 2021, 04:05:13 AM
Your mother's right. Is there anyone friendly to the Republic who might help us?
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Post by: taulover on November 21, 2021, 12:38:27 AM
Mom... you said the biggest problem in the universe is nobody helps each other...
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Post by: Red Mones on November 22, 2021, 05:05:15 AM
I'm sure Qui-Gon doesn't want to put your son in danger. We'll find some other way...
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Post by: taulover on November 22, 2021, 04:12:09 PM
No, there is no other way... I may not like it, but... he can help you... he was meant to help you.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 22, 2021, 07:42:42 PM
Are you sure about this? Trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know. The Queen will not approve.
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Post by: taulover on November 23, 2021, 06:39:31 PM
The Queen does not need to know.
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Post by: Red Mones on November 29, 2021, 06:17:07 PM
Well, I don't approve.
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Post by: taulover on November 29, 2021, 10:14:17 PM
The boy tells me you wanta sponser him in a race. How can you do this? Not on Republic credits, I think, huh. Hehe
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Post by: Red Mones on November 30, 2021, 07:06:45 PM
My ship will be the entry fee.
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Post by: taulover on December 01, 2021, 04:30:24 AM
Oh, not bad... not bad... ah Nubian, ah.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 01, 2021, 11:37:02 PM
It's in good order, except for the parts I need.
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Post by: taulover on December 02, 2021, 03:43:54 AM
... what would the boy ride? He smashed up my Pod in the last race. It will take some time to fix it.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 02, 2021, 06:53:20 PM
Ahhhh ... it wasn't my fault really... Sebulba flashed me with his vents. I actually saved the Pod... mostly.
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Post by: taulover on December 04, 2021, 11:37:31 PM
Mmm, hat you did huh, hahahaha! The boy is good, no doubts there huh.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 06, 2021, 06:35:13 AM
Well, I have acquired a Pod in a game of chance. "The fastest ever built."
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 07, 2021, 02:47:25 AM
I hope you didn't kill anyone I know for it. (laughs) So, you supply the Pod and the entry fee; I supply the boy. We split the winnings fifty-fifty, I think.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 07, 2021, 05:23:03 AM
If it's going to be fifty-fifty, I suggest you front the cash for the entry. If we win, you keep all the winnings, minus the cost of the parts I need... If we lose, you keep my ship.

Either way, you win.
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Post by: taulover on December 07, 2021, 05:54:02 AM
Deal!

Yo bana pee ho-tah, meedee ya.

(@Red Mones you missed a line)
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 07, 2021, 09:40:17 AM
Yo bana pee ho-tah, meedee ya.
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Post by: taulover on December 07, 2021, 08:22:42 PM
(oh crap I also missed a line, @Dawsinian do you want to help me fix that)

(edit: giving up on Daws fixing that)

What if this plan fails, Master? We could be stuck here for a long time.


Well, it's too dangerous to call for help now. A ship without a power supply isn't gonna get us anywhere, and... there is something about this boy...

You should be proud of your son. He gives without any thought of reward.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 07, 2021, 08:33:50 PM
(Another Qui-Gon line, but it's a new scene so we're good? Also fixed my earlier post)

Well he knows nothing of greed. He has a...
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Post by: taulover on December 07, 2021, 09:23:16 PM
He has special powers.

(oh crap not again @Red Mones I think it's more funny if we fix it so I'm doing that lol)
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on December 08, 2021, 06:13:13 PM
Yes...

@taulover you can probably fix it now haha


Edit:  Fixed and Shmi's line
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Post by: Red Mones on December 12, 2021, 06:07:21 PM
He can see things before they happen. That's why he appears to have such quick reflexes. It's a Jedi trait.

(@BraveSirRobin I skipped Shmi's line so you can fix it :P)
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Post by: taulover on December 13, 2021, 03:06:06 AM
He deserves better than a slave's life.

(hopefully @BraveSirRobin will fix but I've given up hope on @Dawsinian fixing it, that said Daws if you fix it then I'll edit out the double-line post so pls do if you see this :D)
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Post by: Red Mones on December 13, 2021, 04:55:36 AM
Had he been born in the Republic, we would have identified him early. The Force is unusually strong with him, that much is clear. Who is his father?
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 13, 2021, 08:03:26 AM
There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him, I can't explain what happened. 
Can you help him?

(I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be fixing ???)
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Post by: taulover on December 14, 2021, 06:57:42 PM
I don't know. I didn't actually come here to free slaves.
Dawsinian posted on December 13, 2021, 08:03:26 AM
(I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be fixing ???)
"Deal! Yo bana pee ho-tah, meedee ya." was part of the same line, basically, from Watto, and I had missed the second part. So I was hoping you could help me out by replacing your post of "Yo bana pee ho-tah, meedee ya." with the line after that.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 14, 2021, 09:06:26 PM
Wow, a real Astro Droid... how'd you get so lucky?
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Post by: BraveSirRobin on December 16, 2021, 06:30:52 AM
That isn't the half of it.  I'm entered in the Boonta Race tomorrow!
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Post by: taulover on December 16, 2021, 07:00:15 PM
What? With this??
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Post by: Red Mones on December 17, 2021, 08:12:10 PM
Ona joka, Annie.
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Post by: Anthony on December 18, 2021, 02:47:23 PM
[please delete this i messed up]
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Post by: taulover on December 19, 2021, 12:31:35 AM
You've been working on that thing for years.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 21, 2021, 11:29:18 PM
It's never gonna run.
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Post by: taulover on December 22, 2021, 06:54:29 PM
Come on, let's go and play ball. Keep racing, Ani, you're gonna be bug squash.
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Post by: Red Mones on December 29, 2021, 09:10:46 PM
Hey! Jar Jar! Keep away from those energy binders... If your hand gets caught in that beam, it will go numb for hours.
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Post by: taulover on December 30, 2021, 08:32:05 AM
Sorry. Okey.

Ouch muy tongue is fat. Muy tongue. Wrench.

Where is da wrench? Oh, dare it is.

Hey! Ou-oh.

Uh, Ani, I'm stuck. Ani...
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Post by: Red Mones on December 30, 2021, 09:10:43 PM
You know, I find that Jar Jar creature very... odd.
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Post by: taulover on January 11, 2022, 02:49:44 AM
You don't even know if this thing's gonna run.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 14, 2022, 12:33:58 AM
It will.
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Post by: taulover on January 17, 2022, 06:47:22 PM
I guess it's time we found out. Here use this power charge.

Come on Kitster. Lets move away.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 18, 2022, 10:38:12 PM
Mm... my mout. I'm stuck. Hep I'm s..

Muy tonge is fat...
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Post by: taulover on January 18, 2022, 11:44:21 PM
Beep beep beep!
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Post by: Red Mones on January 20, 2022, 12:42:01 AM
You're quite right. He's very odd indeed.
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Post by: taulover on January 20, 2022, 03:44:50 PM
Ow, th... thank yous.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 20, 2022, 06:56:28 PM
It's working! It's working!
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Post by: taulover on January 20, 2022, 10:31:37 PM
Stay still, Annie. Let me clean this cut.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 22, 2022, 02:25:21 AM
There are so many! Do they all have a system of planets?
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Post by: taulover on January 23, 2022, 10:34:13 PM
Most of them.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 24, 2022, 07:35:55 PM
Has anyone been to them all?
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Post by: taulover on January 24, 2022, 08:10:42 PM
Not likely.
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Post by: Red Mones on January 26, 2022, 07:19:09 PM
I want to be the first one to see them all ...
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Post by: taulover on January 27, 2022, 01:08:07 AM
Ani, bedtime!
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Post by: Red Mones on January 27, 2022, 01:48:34 AM
Ouch!
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Post by: taulover on January 27, 2022, 03:15:33 AM
There we are, good as new...
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Post by: Red Mones on January 27, 2022, 04:10:16 AM
Ani! I'm not going to tell you again!
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Post by: taulover on January 27, 2022, 05:38:04 AM
What are you doing?
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Post by: Red Mones on February 27, 2022, 06:52:09 AM
Checking your blood for infections. You have a big day tomorrow. Goodnight.

Obi-Wan...
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Post by: taulover on February 28, 2022, 03:43:05 PM
Yes, Master.
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Post by: Red Mones on March 02, 2022, 05:34:18 PM
I need an analysis of this blood sample I'm sending you.
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Post by: taulover on March 02, 2022, 08:02:23 PM
Wait a minute...
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Post by: Red Mones on March 02, 2022, 08:08:00 PM
I need a midi-chlorian count.
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Post by: taulover on March 03, 2022, 04:25:52 AM
The reading's off the chart... over twenty thousand. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midi-chlorian count that high!
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Post by: Dawsinian on December 05, 2022, 06:43:31 PM
No Jedi has.
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Post by: Waggleton on December 08, 2022, 10:01:40 PM
What does that mean?
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Post by: taulover on January 08, 2023, 08:15:26 PM
I'm not sure.
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Post by: Wiral on April 10, 2023, 06:55:37 PM
The JEDI KNIGHT looks up and sees SHMI in the doorway watching him. Embarrassed, she goes back into the kitchen while QUI-GON ponders the situation.

(i have never seen the star wars prequels i'm just going along with this because why not)
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Post by: taulover on April 11, 2023, 05:54:32 AM
.. I wanta see your spaceship the moment the race is over.

(Watch it! It's good.)
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Post by: Wiral on April 12, 2023, 09:14:15 PM
Patience, my good friend. You'll have your winnings before the suns set, and we'll be far away from here.

(no, heard the fanbase is pretty split on whether they're good or not and i don't want to use up over 3 hours of my life on something i might not even like especially considering i'm not a huge fan of star wars 4)
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Post by: taulover on April 13, 2023, 09:06:09 PM
Not if your ship belongs to me, I think... I warn you, no funny business.

(The original 1977 Star Wars film is a bit of an acquired taste, with how much it leans into campiness, and is very different from the Prequels)