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Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: Crushita on May 31, 2017, 01:03:23 AM

This will be a 6 word campaign.

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: Fortis Scriptor on May 31, 2017, 02:52:49 AM

Another ingenious speech your Holy Starchiness!

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: Crushita on May 31, 2017, 11:36:15 AM

I am the only candidate who has kept all of their campaign promises!

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: Doc on May 31, 2017, 02:20:32 PM

unfortunately you seem to have broken the major campaign promise during your campaign; I count a total of nineteen words thus far
how can we ever trust a liar

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: Fortis Scriptor on May 31, 2017, 02:36:32 PM

He does so because Starch Wills it! He the one soul who can speak to the starch and it to him!

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: taulover on May 31, 2017, 03:44:57 PM

Doc posted on May 31, 2017, 02:20:32 PM

unfortunately you seem to have broken the major campaign promise during your campaign; I count a total of nineteen words thus far
how can we ever trust a liar

Don't forget the title, which adds five more words to the campaign!

But yeah it's still six words because our Potatoe Pope is infallible.

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: BraveSirRobin on June 01, 2017, 04:44:55 AM

*sees campaign is more than six words*

*immediately requests Papal bull reaffirming that the campaign is indeed six words*

Title: Crushita: You like potatoes right?
Post by: Crushita on June 01, 2017, 07:35:47 PM

Quote

In Potatoeus Correctus
This papal bull confirms the doctrine of constant and continuous papal infallibility no matter where his Starchy Eminence is.

In Solarum Tublerosum