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This is the spam version of the card game Red Flags. Rules are simple- We're building people. You tell us if you'd date the person described and then make one for the next person! Each one should have two green flags and one red flag- like this:

Your date is super supportive of your dreams and donates generously to your favorite charity but they literally have the face of a pug. Literally. Will you date them?

I would date them, I love Pugs :]

Your date thinks you are the most beautiful person in the world, owns their own island but is constantly planning to kill you. Do you date them?

Finally. I hope they give me a death befitting someone as chaotic and dumb as me. Yes yes, a thousand times yes.

Your date is rich- like fuck you money rich- and has a legion of adorable pets that they love but they are absolutely awful to food service staff.