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Granted, now you are Canadian. gross

I wish you were here.

Granted, because I am here in TX.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she harbors hidden hatred towards you that shows only occasionally but neither of you are strong enough to just end the relationship. Leading to a life of misery together with someone who hates your guts.

I wish I could make my dreams a reality.

 Granted, but you have also been diagnosed with night terrors.

  I wish I was an inch taller then my current height.

(Hah, jokes on you I already have been.)
Granted, but it's a direct inch off your dick. I.e. there's an inch of your dick on top of your head.

I wish that everything in the world was free! Free food, free housing, and free loving.

Granted, but then everyone is sentenced to a lifetime of very hard manual labor for the sake of everyone else and reaps no benefit from their toil. COMMIE!

I wish weed was legal everywhere.

Granted, but you develop an allergic reaction to THC.

I wish I could see the edge of the Universe with my own eyes.

 Granted, but you go insane by the sheer magnitude of it.

  I wish I had another stuffed animal.

Granted, you have an animal stuffed with your stuffed animal.

I wish for everyone in the world to be happy.

Granted, but then nobody cares about their lives as they'll never be unhappy and society goes to shit.

I wish warp drives were real...

Granted, but they could last only for how long humans can survive in space without a suit.

I wish my wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but they could last only for how long humans can survive in space without a suit.

I wish my wish to be corrupted.

Oh yeah baby, I'll corrupt all up in your wish...in 4 years loll!

Also, humans can survive up to 1-2 minutes in SPACE. So 1-2 minutes of warp speed is pretty sweet!

I wish for today to be over.

Granted, because it already was since you were born. (Sorry.)

I wish to be JW.

Granted, but you're JW... So you're already pretty corrupt.

I wish to be in Pennsylvania.

Granted, but Pennsylvanian law states : It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

I wish people would stop being b*tches.